Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove The audience is growing, along with the adulation and impatience. But you must remember this: a kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh, but the fundamental playwriting skills apply to HAUNTS as time goes by. Give her space. Give her time. We can only be rewarded with her very best effort.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <---pushes his snack and beverage cart through the topic, serving everyone before heading back to the LP Beach and Tennis Club. On his way out the spectators hear EdisYoda grumbling into the cell phone: "Look, you're my agent and you haven't got me a decent roll since the last Star Wars movie...
Originally Posted By WDWdreamin Oooh, I can get drinks from Edis here and in the beach and tennis club. We are so lucky. I'm so excited what with the Scene 5 and Depends forthcoming. As for white girls learning foreign languages, I'm supposed to be improving my second foreign language. But, most of the people that speak the languages I do are as white as me, so maybe my attempts are ok. Scene 5 Scene 5 Scene 5
Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie <--- Impatiently waiting for scene 5... Remain seated please; Permanecer sentados por favor.
Originally Posted By iamsally I am laughing hysterically. And I am so proud to have a small role in this epic.
Originally Posted By WDWdreamin <<Permanecer sentados por favor.>> It strikes me as very amusing that this one phrase in Spanish was the first that many Southern Californians ever learned in a foreign language. Scene 5 Scene 5 Scene 5!
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer <--learned most of the Spanish he knows from Encino Man "El queso está viejo y pútrido." ¿Dónde está el sanitario?"
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS SCENE FIVE: PAN TO CAPT JACK SPARROW DURING ONE OF HIS DAILY PERFORMANCES ON THE PIRATE’S LAIR ON TOM SAWYER’S ISLAND. HEADS WHIP AROUND AS WE HEAR CAPT JACK SCREAM IN SURPRISE – HE’S BEEN CATAPULTED THROUGH THE AIR AS A RESULT OF THE FANTASMIC! TRAP DOOR SUDDENLY BEING RELEASED. HE IS NOW HANGING FROM THE GABLE OF THE HAUNTED MANSION. PAN BACK – WE SEE SHIVA AND TINKERROON RISE FROM UNDER THE LAIR’S FLOOR, THROUGH THE TRAP DOOR. “ARRRR, who you be?” moans one of Jack’s crew. “What curse be placed upon us this black day?” “Kind sir– my name is Pirate Shiva and I mean no harm to you or your able-bodied crew. I’m not sure how we ended up here, but we should be on our way. It’s already been a weird day and we’ve just misplaced two of our friends. And, we need to meet up with our Clones who are probably worried about us by now.” pleads Shiva. “Sir?!? Clones?!? Those be words of warning from Davey Jones himself, they be! Fightin words! Stand ready – I’ll blow you to carcass says I!” shouts the pirate as he unsheathes his sword. PAN LEFT – SHIVA DROPS HIS EAR BAG IN FEAR BUT IN DOING SO SEES THAT THE FIREMAN’S AXE IS INSIDE. LOOKING AT TINKERROON, HE KNOWS WHAT HE MUST DO TO PROTECT HER . “Prepare to join Mr. Jones” heeds Shiva, wielding the very thing that rescued his beloved Tinkerroon just an hour before. THE PIRATE GASPS IN HORROR AT THE MODERN DAY WEAPON PRESENTED BY OUR HERO SHIVA. “That is a cursed weapon, it be! And shiny, too. This be a dark day for the crew of the Black Pearl” the pirate says. “I will convince Captain Jack to retrieve himself from that ghost mansion on that horizon and send his men out with their little boats. You and your mates are free to return to that magical wonderland across this lagoon. We be needing no additional worries here, me heartie” blesses the pirate. SHIVA AND TINKERROON JOIN IAMSALLY AND MR. IAMSALLY END OF SCENE
Originally Posted By sarahwithbaloo Still very funny Haunts keep it coming. I am so not into soap operas but I keep coming back to check I have not issed an episode.
Originally Posted By Pirate Shiva <--feels much better knowing that he got to keep the axe, had felt naked since his LP® axe was confiscated at the inspection station.
Originally Posted By llanatoye applause! applause! applause! applause! More!!! More! It's absolutely axpectacular!
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove <<It's shivaful>> And good for you, too! It's got vegetables, meat, and vitamins. Get Shiva Pirate and Tinkeroon merchandise (official fireman's axe, fanny pack, Churro Pope bobble head, and Mattel's Creepy Crawler Clone Maker with Pixie Dust PlastiGoop) in the lobby during the break. It'll Shiva yer timbers, mateys! (WELL done, 999! Keep it up, honey! Personally, I'd like to hear some more Tinkeroonsisms purred and crooned
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove Shoot me. Shoot me now. Before I get taken out with his official (trademarked) LP axe for leaving off the most important item of all....
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS Let me be the first to trademark this imitation dalmation greeting....
