Originally Posted By aehuckjensen Ooh, Duran Duran! The wife in Dr. Phil's 2nd Family in Crisis is really awful. Yikes!
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy I just had me a Hungry Man frozen dinner, and I tain't hungry no more. Good deal.
Originally Posted By aehuckjensen Any chances that Ben Affleck's acting is ever going to stop making me laugh?
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs I should get back to writing my story, but everytime I get to the comp, I get lazy.
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop. Accept this sacrifice, Oh Great Lord of Darkness Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Hand me that....uh....that uh....thing-a-ma-jiggy. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? Doggone, there go the lights again... You know, there's big money in kidneys. Come on, he's got two. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! What's this doing here? That's great! Now make his leg twitch! I wish I had my glasses. Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all. Sterile, shmerile. The floor's clean enough. What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change.....! Anyone see where I left that scalpel? And now we remove the brain and place it in the body of the ape. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? What do you mean "You want a divorce"! She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!! FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!! Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan I think I am coming down with something. I feel awful, can't sleep. Maybe a cold or something, not sure. But I feel awful. Chills. A little nauseous. Now kinda feverish. Bleh....
Originally Posted By DDMAN26 You know the most disturbing thing about the Quick Draw McGraw cartoon isn't the fact that he's a talking cowboy horse. Or that he interacts with humans and they don't seem to mind that a horse is talking to them. Or that he has a talking donkey sidekick. Or the fact he's able to hold a pistol despite the fact that he has no opposable thumbs. No the most disturbing thing about Quick Draw McGraw is that he rides around on a horse, and he;s a horse.
Originally Posted By FaMulan Busy morning. Niko's not only medicated and his box cleaned, but he's been bathed as well.
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs <<Kar2oonMan: I think I am coming down with something. I feel awful, can't sleep. Maybe a cold or something, not sure. But I feel awful. Chills. A little nauseous. Now kinda feverish. Bleh....>> Hot and cold fleshes? Break out into spots? Fiery sneezing? <<TALL Disney Guy: just had me a Hungry Man frozen dinner, and I tain't hungry no more.>> What kind of HungryMan dinner was it? Is it good to be full? Ever had a HungryMan breakfast? Why aren't there any HungryWoman dinners?
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs 'All there sitting on the rail... some big, some small, some as big as your head...' You know this was also sung on The Muppet Show.
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 I just got my Mickey Mouse in Living Color Volume 2 today! whoo hoo!
