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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    A little joke I heard. Ladies of LP do not shoot I'm just the messenger:

    What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

    At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
    At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
    At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
    At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
    At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
    At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
    At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
    At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who are you???
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    I'm sure there's a female version of that joke out there.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    LOL! My post was me wondering why in the heck my computer was being slow again but now it looks like I was asking Pixie Glitter what was going on with her.

    *sighs*

    Innocent things get so complicated sometimes, don't they? LOL

    random: Innocent things get so complicated sometimes, don't they?
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    LOL @ # 7269
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    Is it wrong that Martha Stewart is amazing me? lol
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    That doesn't constitute a response btw.
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    I think the last to be first topic is going to have a lot of posting at the same time problems.
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    So if we all posted something at the same time. Would that cause everything here to go haywire?
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    Ya know, if 100 LPers sent me $40, I'd have my truck paid off.

    Hmmmm, I wonder if Doobie would start an "LP Scholarships" board...
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    Now do I watch Deal or No Deal for:

    A) Howie Mandel's witty one-liners

    B) The excitement of someone trying to win one-million dollars

    C) <a href="http://www.nbc.com/Deal_or_No_Deal/themodels/" target="_blank">http://www.nbc.com/Deal_or_No_
    Deal/themodels/</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    The Austin Powers movies are not aging well.
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    Would it be wrong for me to divorce my husband for going to see Monday Night Raw in Tacoma tonight? Seriously, this is not the sort of behavior I can respect at all.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    It's getting hot in here.
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    If he didn't ask you to go then no it wouldn't be wrong.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    must...not...post...bitchy...comment
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    Random: I can't be the only that thinks the Virgin Islands is nothing but a false advertisement.
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    Eyelids....getting....very....heavy.
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    In the backyard of my parents house there was a mama raccoon and her five little babies. Say it with me awwwwwww/
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    This post is dedicated to mele:

    *ahem*

    "Why don't you stop? (Stop!)----and think it o-o-overrr?"

    ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    Tomorrow for dinner I'm going to make some eggs, hash browns and toast.
     
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