Originally Posted By mele Would I be a bad person if I kept all the scrapbooking supplies Linnie and I bought today for her to give to her friend for her birthday?
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Not if you bought her another gift Mele, she never needs to know <eg>
Originally Posted By chickendumpling She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling (LOL. Thanks Deb. A friend sent them to me. I started to post them in HiJack but they are pretty random. LOL) Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling (oh and btw, there is already a "Chica" here. lol ;-) ) John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling (almost done, lol. Just gotta get this out of my system! LOL) Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do. (Is this completely rude to do. Sorry if it is. I didn't think it would be but I've been wrong before. ) The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work .
Originally Posted By chickendumpling (okay, this one totally makes me laugh because it sounds so totally like something I would actually say! LOL!) He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling (Last two and then I'll stop. LOL) The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb If posting those was wrong I don't want you to be right, best laugh all day
