Originally Posted By alexbook My new brace looks the same as my old one except it's black, and I bet they charged the insurance company more for it.
Originally Posted By DAR From the Sports Guy on ESPN about his trip to Miami for the Superbowl: "I am now terrified to go to strip joints after a friend told me he got a lap dance from a stripper who had the same name as his baby daughter." Good advice for all.
Originally Posted By DAR Because I have the song in my head: It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Peanut Butter Jelly Time. There you go. There you go. There you go. Where you at. Where you at. Where you at. Peanut Butter Jelly. Peanut Butter Jelly. Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat. Repeat as needed.
Originally Posted By Bucky N Satchel Wow, I just got a bag of gifts and a chocolate/chocolate chip cake! They even granted my birthday wish (I wished no one would sing "Happy Birthday"). What better way to bid 40 a found adiou?
Originally Posted By alexbook There are times when I really love the Weekly World News. <a href="http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/59" target="_blank">http://www.weeklyworldnews.com /stories/59</a>
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy Well whaddya know? I took a chance again on the LP search feature, and it actually worked! <---can be knocked over with a feather (maybe even tickled with one too)
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove From The Grand Wish De-Granter: Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday Dear Bucky N Satchel (and what a great comic strip it is) Happy Birthday to YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU !
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy I can't believe this host woman on "Good Morning Texas" is wearing a top with pretty much a cutout in the middle of her chest to show off the cleavage in the middle of her breasts. I just wasn't expecting that on a fluffy get-your-day-started morning show.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy LOL! You didn't say anything random, fodd! I know, I know..."stickin' it to the man"...*sigh*...