Originally Posted By disneydad109 I love watching her . she is so cute,I was surprized at how old she is. I would have bet she was at least 10 years younger.
Originally Posted By DAR There was a Neil Young song on the radio just now, I'll bet he must smell like sweat, cigarettes and really stale weed.
Originally Posted By DAR Another goofy call at work. ME: Hello this is Damon. CLIENT: I'm wondering why you sent me this letter and form. ME: Well let me look at your file. (Takes a few seconds to pull file) Well you asked me to prepare and send you a letter. CLIENT: Why would I do that? ME: I assume you wanted our assistance. CLIENT: Well I don't want this. ME: Then you may discard the form. CLIENT: What's going to happen if I discard the form? ME: Nothing it'll be in the garbage. CLIENT: But I don't want to discard the form. ME: Then don't. CLIENT: Are you sure nothing will happen? ME: 100% sure. CLIENT: Thank you ME: You're welcome have a great day. I swear you can't make this stuff up.
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka <<CLIENT: But I don't want to discard the form. ME: Then don't.>> LOL! I commend anyone who can do deal with customers like this w/o threatening to hurt them on a daily basis.
Originally Posted By MissCandice I hope I am good at it and not sent back to the phones after a week in shame.
Originally Posted By DAR <<I could really go for some Top Ramen right now.>> It's really better than that Bottom Ramen or even Middle Ramen.
Originally Posted By alexbook A Socks Picture: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3654pp" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/3654pp</a>
Originally Posted By chickendumpling If *anybody* could make me love pirates again after I'd been so tramatized by that Wife Swap episode, it would be X. What an awesome pirate voice!!!!
Originally Posted By DAR A joke I received: Pay Attention First-year students in an American Medical School were receiving a lecture from an Indian Professor This was their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth." Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention....."
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove Google "Just A Lil Kip" and watch the hilarious video if you're a Napoleon Dynamite or 50 Cent fan.
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove Just did a driving simulation at our police dept....I'm not feeling too hot now!
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb I spent all day in employee orientation training, they didn't have access to LP :-(.
