Originally Posted By alexbook "Sir, I have to report there are four stowaways in the forward hatch." "Stowaways? How do you know there are four of them?" "Why, they were singing 'Sweet Adeline'."
Originally Posted By knightnfrees As a wise man once said, "Where ever you go, there you are. Alone, we can move buckets! But together, we can drain rivers!"
Originally Posted By DAR Very Funny Onion Headline: "Adam "Pacman" Jones(Tennessee Titans player): "I will not be at next Strip Club stabbing." Those who don't know he's been trouble recently when his posse was involved in a shooting in a Vegas strip club. And some members were just implicated this week.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Sometimes Stacy and Clinton can be really catty and mean but sometimes I really like them in spite of that. Tonight they are really helping this nurse girl and I like that.
Originally Posted By disneydad109 when you die if you have a choice between regular heaven and pie heaven ,I would pick pie heaven . It may be a trick but if it's not...Yum boy!!! steven (W)right {?} 1984
Originally Posted By threeundertwo If they gave out academy awards in the category of "10-year-old forced to do her own laundry" she'd win. The level of drama is just amazing. Not as good as the "forced to eat mom's lasagna" episode, but close.
Originally Posted By MissCandice Well, if we aren't friends anymore it was the easiest disolving of a friendship ever.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Why can't people take a little constructive critisism with out getting all sullen about it?
Originally Posted By chickendumpling How on EARTH did I get to be old enough to have a 10 yr old? lol.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb A read a book awhile ago by Arther C Clarke and another writer (who's name I can't remember) called Trigger. It started off good and interesting and then it seemed to loose track of where it was going and was ultimately not a very satisfying read. I got it from one thrift store and donated it to another as soon as I finished it.
Originally Posted By disneydad109 I just watched the 1st 1/2 hour of CSI in my life, what a bunch of crap. no relation to real police work at all. i can't believe people really love that show.