Originally Posted By Tip Top Club When one feels the need to run through daisys one does not always have time to rub one's hands in Jello.
Originally Posted By friendofdd There were two blondes, who went deep into the woods, searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
Originally Posted By alexbook "I'm funny that way. I'm funny in a lot of ways, actually, just not in a funny way. Funny, isn't it?"
Originally Posted By MissCandice Darn TNT, now I want to watch the LotR movies again, unedited and uncut but still formatted to fit my screen.
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin Why would they put the stupid Charger game on Christmas Eve...that's just crazy.
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka I was just planning on posting about how filth-flarrin-flarrin-filth sick of football I am.
Originally Posted By alexbook I was bored, so I searched for "boring" and found this: <a href="http://www.laughingplace.com/ShowInfo.asp?UserID=Boring" target="_blank">http://www.laughingplace.com/S howInfo.asp?UserID=Boring</a>
Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x I'm watching the replay of the Sharks/Kings game. I know how the first, second, and third periods ends, who wins, and I'm still begging for the Kings to not score!
Originally Posted By DAR There's a rap "artist" who goes by the name of Flo Rida. I don't know how to approach that.
Originally Posted By DAR I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back I been everywhere, still Im standing tall Ive seen a million faces an Ive rocked them all
Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x I want another egg salad sandwich. My bathroom smells like Baby Powder fabric softener.
Originally Posted By wahooskipper I'm going to grandma's 90th birthday celebration Saturday...then I'm going to Disneyworld!
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin It's too early for lunch and too late for breakfast...that bowl of cereal just didn't satisfy for long...