Originally Posted By alexbook "Simply having a place to put his car that is twenty-four stories down from a standing invitation to breakfast should never pass, in a man's heart, for a homecoming."
Originally Posted By WDWdreamin Some pets are simply TOO loved. (A cat should not be as wide as a person.)
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove ♫ If you get in trouble, and you don't know right from wrong...give a little whistle...and always let your conscience be your guide. ♫
Originally Posted By knightnfrees Ok, Yack, er Jack in a Box now has smoothies. They look so good. When I was living in CA, I had one two blocks away, now that I'm in Chicag, The nearest one is 300 miles away! Life isn't fair!
Originally Posted By DAR So the local morning station I listen to is having a contest were people right in the shortest job they ever held. The two best so far: This person was looking for work and heard that the local slaughterhouse was hiring. They basically hired anyone who could breathe. He gets there punches in, steps onto the floor, sees a cow look at him. The writer then turned around, punched out. Time of job 32 seconds. This letter writer was hired as a candy striper for a mental institution The person was told if you hear LOCKDOWN to press the RED button on the wall that would lock the patients in their rooms. The GREEN button unlocks all of the rooms. The next day LOCKDOWN blares over the loud speaker. The candy striper hits, the GREEN button and the patients come scurrying out. In a panic the letter writer kept hitting GREEN RED GREEN RED. The candy striper was asked to leave.
Originally Posted By DAR So the local morning station I listen to is having a contest were people right in the shortest job they ever held. How about the write in the shortest job they ever held. Not right in.
Originally Posted By alexbook DAR's got a long drive ahead of him: <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=%22El+Pollo+Loco%22+in+WI&ie=UTF8&ll=43.428988,-90.461426&spn=4.012869,7.075195&z=7" target="_blank">http://maps.google.com/maps?f=...5195&z=7</a>
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove <---wondering if anyone else gets creeped out when they hear "Part Of Your World" sung by a guy on LP Radio.....
Originally Posted By Disneyland55 Barking isn't either... we just got back from camping with our dogs for the first time...
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains For some reason every time I hear the commercial for Bailey's Shiver - I imediately thing of Shiva!
Originally Posted By WDWdreamin Villains, you should not think of the the thing of Shiva, that's tinkeroon's job.
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove LOL! WDW, I do believe you are a graduate of Smedertaining School with that one! (And apparently, any family thinging should involved smedley...she's into familial relationships MOISTURE!
