Originally Posted By Autopia Deb As rainbow sherbet gets melty the color gets less and less palatable. Eat faster, Deb. Eat faster!
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb The dishwasher and the ceiling fan which is our only living room light fixture chose the same weekend to die.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb All the buzz around Carsland had me wanting to see Cars... so I did.
Originally Posted By oneyepete If I were to shimmy in front of the mirror after showering and nobody see it, does that mean I am still fat?
Originally Posted By MissCandice Every time a firework goes off I've been saying "I've been shot" just to amuse myself.
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost I received an e-mail from a psychic reader named Tara offering a free reading. Shouldn't she have already known that I wasn't going to reply?
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost I'm not in love and I don't want to get married. So keep your Magial day.