Originally Posted By Elderp "Dear Self Professed Leader of the United Front of Dole Whips (Sir)," Please do not address me as Sir as within the land of Dole Whips we are all fellow citizens and titles are but mere tools for organization. "I shall be in DL this Wednesday through Sunday, and I am hereby offering my services to the Front. Are there any duties you would like me to carry out? Eat a Dole Whip in your honor? Pass out propaganda? Demonstrate (peaceably, of course) in front of any ODV carts?" I admire your endurance and dedication to the cause. Indeed a mission a five day mission is a very ambition undertaking. I must warn you it will not be an easy task. The field as of late has been hot with the scalding Canola oils of injustice. Despite many attempts towards reconsiliation the waring parties have not been brought to terms. Reports from intelligence have said that just last Sunday a kernel was seen popping right in front of a churro cart at the Hub. In response it is heard that the Great Churro himself will be launching out more carts this week in retailiation. " remain your faithful follower and defender of the honorable Dole Whip cause." You mission if you choose to accept it. Is to break through the hostile lands of the waring carts and open a front for Dole Whip consumption by suceeding in purchasing one yourself. Only in doing this will your fellow comrads have the the ablility to enjoy their frosty dessert in peace and tranquility. To facilitate you on this mission I promote you to the rank of Sargent Server and give you the ablility to recruit whomever you can to assist you in this matter. I will be on hand Saturday to assist and view your progress on the matter. May you suceed in all you do. Long live the mighty Dole Whip! Signed, Self Professed Leader of the United Front of Dole Whips
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Aye, aye, elderp! Mission accepted. (In fact, zealot that I am, I shall probably purchase multiple Dole Whips during my five-day mission). Sincerely yours, Sergeant Server Pixie
Originally Posted By Elderp "Aye, aye, elderp! Mission accepted. (In fact, zealot that I am, I shall probably purchase multiple Dole Whips during my five-day mission)." That's the spirit!
Originally Posted By Elderp Official communications dispatch from the headquarters of the United Front of Dole Whips: "In interest to serve our citizens better. After minimal effort the United Front of Dole Whips is pleased to announce the creation of a new website to call it's home. To access this place please direct yourself to the following address <a href="http://groups.msn.com/ElderP/yourwebpage.msnw" target="_blank">http://groups.msn.com/ElderP/y ourwebpage.msnw</a> . Laughing Place shall remain the official communication headquarters of the Front. Stay tuned for further updates." Signed, Elderp Self Professed Leader of the United Front of Dole Whips
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland "Please do not address me as Sir as within the land of Dole Whips we are all fellow citizens and titles are but mere tools for organization." So you're basing the government of the United Front of Dole Whips on Marxism-Socialism, eh? ;-D (NOTE: As I have not included my Churroian title, this post should not be taken as an official statement of the Church and Empire).
Originally Posted By Elderp So you're basing the government of the United Front of Dole Whips on Marxism-Socialism, eh? ;-D Good Point. This newly found society has no wish to become part of govermental form that has allready proven itself to be a disaster. Therefore, let a referendum be called. A vote be taken. Those who which to pledge allegiance to the Dole Whip cause make youselves be known. Nominations for the first President of the United Front of Dole Whips are to be herefore taken. The term of service shall be 4 years with reelection as necessary. I submit myself to the vote as a canidate and nominate myself to the position. You may either affirm, or nominate someoone else to the position. The vote shall end on Wed. at 7:00 PM. After that time the title of Self Professed Leader shall be dropped and I shall either relinquish my title to that of President or Citizen. In either I shall find honor. May the cause of Dole Whips be forwarded. Signed, Elderp Self Proclaimed Leader of the United Front of Dole Whips
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Representing the Churroian Bloc, I hereby nominate and place my vote in Her Excellency, the Regent of the Churroian Empire (Lindsay, Disneygurl) as the First President of the United Front of Dole Whips. Churro bless, His Emminence, David Cardinal Iluvdisneyland -Cardinal of the Most Holy Churro -Archbishop of the East Side -Director of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland His Excellency's post did not mention who could and could not nominate, and he also did not state who we could and could not nominate. SO THERE! :-D
Originally Posted By Elderp DisneyGurl is hereby nominated but in accepting the position she must realize that if she were to win she would give up any rights to any kings, thrones, or principalities granted else where. To not do so would uncertainly give rise to rebellion as all citizens are equal within the Front. To pledge to the cause means to become a citizen of that cause. So does DisneyGurl accept the nomination? Elderp Self Professed Leader of the United Front of Dole Whips
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland The Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland, as the strongest of the snacking nations, protests the policy made by the United Front. No nation may tell the Churroian Government and Its Rulers what they may and may not do, save, of course, for the Emperor of the Churroian Empire. The Churroian Empire is a soveriegn nation-state, and therefore the policies of other nation-states may not affect the Governors of the Churroian Empire.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland As an addition to my earlier post, please don't forget that the United Front is represented through Our Leisure at the Table of the Imperial Senate of Churroia.
Originally Posted By Elderp The United Front of Dole Whips is but a fledgling state but we too claim our soveriegn right as free citizens to enjoy snacks as we please. We will not be bound up in the bureaucracy of other states. Although we recognize your faction we do not bow down to its will. To elect a regent of another faction as our president is a conflict of interest the United Front of Dole Whips cannot accept. My pledge along with that of its citizens is to defend and preserve the right of the mighty Dole Whip. We are express ourselves to be independent and therefore free of any ruler. We mean no disrespect to the Emperor of the Churroian Empire but we will not tolerate any undue influence on these our upcoming elections. Ours is not an Empire but a Democracy to protect. We continue to provide a safe haven for all who wish to come together in brotherhood. Once again I warn you not meddle in our election or we will take it as a direct declaration of war. We do not wish affliction or strife of any kind but the Democracy must live on. Signed Elderp Pro Tem Self Professed Leader of the United Front of Dole Whip
Originally Posted By Elderp "As an addition to my earlier post, please don't forget that the United Front is represented through Our Leisure at the Table of the Imperial Senate of Churroia." We are gratefull for the opportunity of Ambassadorial relations with the Imperial Senate of Churroia at like wise afford such courtesy to the the Senate. We however have not been granted voting status and therefore find that we cannot do likewise for the Senate. Signed Elderp Pro Tem Self Professed Leader of the United Front of Dole Whips
Originally Posted By friendofdd I would nominate Gray Davis, but I don't know if he likes Dole Whips. On the positive side, he will probably have plenty of time.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <<Once again I warn you not meddle in our election or we will take it as a direct declaration of war.>> With all due respect, SPLUFDW, I don't believe His Emminence has done anything here that would be judged as meddling. Your conflict appears to center on the ability of someone elected to United Front office to hold non-Dole titles simultaneously. Your Emminence, there is some precedent for the Whipper's position here. Canada, for example, will recognize that an individual is a citizen of Canada and the US at the same time. The US, however, will not recognize that one of its citizens may hold any other citizenship. Similarly, when a person gets a Michigan driver's license, (s)he must forfeit any others previously held. Who gets to vote, anyhow?
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Churroian Law is quite clear that only Churroians, and then only those holding the position and title of King or Queen, may vote. War is such a dirty word... We are both peace-loving nations, and Churroia has recognized the United Front as a soveriegn nation-state, and therefore accepts the laws and policy that it may make as inviolable by any Churroian within United Front territory. This brings me to a new point: where is the United Front based?
Originally Posted By Elderp Votes may be cast by those who which to become citizens of the United Front of Dole Whips. To vote does not require you to give up title, only to hold office (this does not apply to rank which is an appointment and not an elected office). In modeling ourselves after other Democratic nations we recognize dual snackship (and I am sure in many cases multi-snackship). We do not wish conflict of interest to be within our ranks as it could distablize this fledgling nation. "This brings me to a new point: where is the United Front based?" Funny you should ask. A site has been provided on this issue. <a href="http://groups.msn.com/elderp/unitedfrontheadquarters.msnw" target="_blank">http://groups.msn.com/elderp/u nitedfrontheadquarters.msnw</a> I have also been wondering due to citizen issues will it be necessary to issue passports in the future? Or does the use of a Disneyland passport constitute access to all the factions??
Originally Posted By FaMulan I nominate Elderp as elected leader of the United Front of Dole Whips. SNACKING FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
