Originally Posted By EdisYoda XXX.VIII.MMIV Golden Horseshoe Saloon Fantasyland Holy Churroian Empire Our Snacking Neighbors of the United Front of Dole Whips and My Fellow Churroians, Whereas the Enchanted Tiki Room and the associated Dole Whip Bar are undergoing rennovation and the United Front of Dole Whips currently have no access to their Snacking Nation... Whereas the Holy Churroian Empires and the United Front of Dole Whips have a mutual protection treaty... Let it be known that by Imperial Order, the Holy Churroian Combined Kingdoms of Frontierland and Adventureland pledge to provide around the clock security for the United Front of Dole Whip's property until such time as the rennovations are complete and they can regain their property. Respectfully yours, His Royal Highness, EdisYoda King of the Churros of the Combined Kingdoms of Frontierland and Adventureland
Originally Posted By DlandDug I dunno... It seems that the "site" is pretty well protected by that impregnable wall and the ever-watchful DLR Security hosts...
Originally Posted By figaro_cleo I'm starving, and this thread is making me worse. I do like the idea of the Churro Dole Whip Sundae. Hey, did you know drool can have a heinous effect on one's keyboard?
Originally Posted By quincytoo I have never heard of a churro dole whip sundae...Do they really make them???? Or did our beloved leaders of the two parties get togeather one night and voila!!!!!
Originally Posted By figaro_cleo I think AladdinAZ or someone makes them himself with a churro and a Dole Whip. He mentioned it a while back in this topic ...
Originally Posted By DlandDug Me for a Turkey Leg with a Dole Whip glaze. (A churro would make a handy spreader, then fed to the dog--assuming you don't really like the dog all that much.)
Originally Posted By WilliamK99 Since the Dole Whip Floats are out of commision for awhile, I will resign as Minister of Defense so I may perform my defense duties with the U.S. Army. I will be back in a year and ready to defend this Empire to the bitter death! ;o)
Originally Posted By Elderp "Since the Dole Whip Floats are out of commision for awhile, I will resign as Minister of Defense so I may perform my defense duties with the U.S. Army. I will be back in a year and ready to defend this Empire to the bitter death! ;o)" We much rather you take a year (or however long is needed) sabbatical. However if it is your wish to resign you are welcome to. As far as defending the Empire to the death we are a Democracy and the only good death I know is by chocolate. I wish you luck on your endevours with the army. Are you going to be stationed at home or in foriegn lands? Elderp - President of the United Front of Dole Whips.
Originally Posted By WilliamK99 Are you going to be stationed at home or in foriegn lands?< I will be stationed where Dole Whips have never existed, Iraq but I will preach the good word and bring Dole Whips to that country causing peace to break out. ;o)
Originally Posted By Elderp I can't think of anything else that could do more to bring peace and goodwill to that country. To think the world might have been a happier place had someone just given Saddam Hussien a Dole Whip! The best of luck to you on your mission we will miss you. If you get a chance to post to us please do so.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland "I will be back in a year and ready to defend this Empire to the bitter death!" An EMPIRE?! Hog-wash! ;;His Eminence turns on his heel and marches back into the cathedral, robes billowing behind him;;
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo >>Hey, did you know drool can have a heinous effect on one's keyboard?<< Tell me about it, figaro_cleo...especially if you just happen to be a vegetarian wolf..
Originally Posted By Elderp "An EMPIRE?! Hog-wash!" I would be carefull in the manner in what you say to a person that has training in assault rifles.
Originally Posted By Elderp I think we have been decieved. I was at Disneyland yesterday and I peeked through the slats of the wooden construction wall and I saw the outline of the tiki bar. Granted it had no siding on it and there were no signs but it had a thatched roof. Which is by the way, more than the tiki room has at the moment. The tiki gods are still in there too (at least Tangaroa and Tangaroa Roo are). I have a feeling the tiki juice bar is going to come back to the way it was. Only difference is it will have a fresh coat of bamboo woven siding and perhaps a few new signs advertising the wonders of the "Flavor of Hawaii." Elderp - President of the United Front of Dole Whips.
Originally Posted By DlandDug I heard Greg Emmer speak in a public forum, and he stated very plainly that the Tiki Room was being RESTORED, not REMODELED. There has always been a Tiki juice bar; I am confident it will be there again when all the Tiki Birds are back firmly fastened to their perches...
Originally Posted By Elderp "The Universal Church continues to stress that bisnaxuality is allowed, but the Most Holy Churro requires that It and It alone be the most favored among the Faithful." At this time it is fitting to reemphasize that the United Front of Dole Whips, although favored to the Dole Whip, allows and will always continue to support snacks of all categories (lately it has been cream cheese pretzels). One can be more than free to prefer another snack but be a loyal citizen of the United Front of Dole Whip. Dual Snack Citizenship status is not only allowed but welcomed. Elderp President of the United Front of Dole Whips.
Originally Posted By Elderp Proposal to the United Front of Dole Whips: "Despite the fact that the Snackies are 4 months away the Churrion government has decided to start campaigns. It appears that the election would be held in Feb. As of right now Dole Whips would not be returning to Disneyland untill mid-March. It is proposed that we therefore find another snack in which to rally arround. It is my proposal that we pull our support for Cream Cheese Pretzels. Not only are these delicious snacks they are served in Frontierland which is directly on our borders. This proposal will stand till friday Oct 8th and will be voted by a Aye or a Nay." Prospectus: Aye: vote means you except this proposal and support the United Front of Dole Whips' choice for Cream Cheese Pretzels as an alternate snack to represent in the Snackie elections. Nay: vote means you do not agree with this proposal and wish to continue support for Dole Whips in the upcoming Snackie election.
