Originally Posted By FreeFromTyranny I agree with the nomination of elderp. Beneath the thin veneer of civility, the churroians are plotting Resort domination. Thier long term plan is to eliminate all other snacks and force us to eat only those warmed-over sticks of dough. Multi-snackers arise! Throw off the tyrannical chains of churroian oppression. Declare your willingness and ability to choose any snack that appeals to you at any time and any place. Power to the people!!!!!
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland "Beneath the thin veneer of civility, the churroians are plotting Resort domination. Thier long term plan is to eliminate all other snacks and force us to eat only those warmed-over sticks of dough." We already dominate the Resort. You're a little behind, my friend. So you won't recognize any form of organized Snacking Factions, but you WILL recognize the United Front? Curious...
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland I withdraw my former nomination and place my vote in Elderp as President of the United Front. I assume I do not need to be a citizen of the United Front in order to vote. The Churroian Empire understands that the United Front is based within our Kingdom of Adventureland, the King of which is AladdinAZ. I would advise you to work with Him as it is His kingdom to administer. Churro bless, His Emminence, David Cardinal Iluvdisneyland -Cardinal of the Most Holy Churro -Archbishop of the East Side -Director of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith
Originally Posted By Elderp If elected I shall recognize this King known as AladdinAZ. We shall however remain an independent nation within that land (sorta like Puerto Rico). To answer your question on voting you merely have to have a fondness for Dole Whips to be considered a voting citizen.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland I think a more proper allusion would be the United Front occupies a small space within a larger Kingdom, such as the Holy See and Rome.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland The Holy See is the center and capitol of the Roman Catholic Church.
Originally Posted By Elderp Only thing is my goal for the United Front of Dole Whips is to be a religious unbiased nation therefore that is why I chose Puerto Rico as an example (although I know the majority of Puerto Ricans are Catholic there is no official religion).
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Vatican City is a Nation-State, not just the center of the world's largest religion. Rome is the Capitol City of Italy. That was the inference I was trying to make.
Originally Posted By Elderp Executive Order: "In a decisive move to expand the front the United Front of Dole Whips hereby moves to adopt the Hawaiian Pizza as the official pizza of the state and puts to a vote the annexation of the Pizza Port as a staging ground for the front. Discussions along with a vote shall proceed untill friday." Signed, Elderp Pro Tem Self Professed Leader of the United Front of Dole Whips My official vote of the matter entitled above: Yes, I say we need to this new front as dispatch center of the front in order to provide a launching pad for our activities.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <<"In a decisive move to expand the front the United Front of Dole Whips hereby moves to adopt the Hawaiian Pizza as the official pizza of the state and puts to a vote the annexation of the Pizza Port as a staging ground for the front. Discussions along with a vote shall proceed untill friday.">> <---fidgets at computer and breaks into a cold sweat [OMG! OMG! I've done so well at remaining a free snacker for a year and a half. LP NEEDS free snackers! I'm Switzerland. I need to be unaffiliated for that. But... HAWAIIAN PIZZA! OMG! I may have to join the Front! Oh, NO! Or YAY! AHHHHHHH!] <---goes for a walk to calm down
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland The Church and Empire protests this expansion. As is a very well known fact, the Universal Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland already rule over the Kingdom of Tomorrowland, and have such for more than a year. Redd Rocket's Pizza Port is directly adjacent to the Cathedral of Our Lady of the Churros, therefore the Universal Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland regrets that We must block this expansion and invasion into our territory. I remain, His Emminence, David Cardinal Iluvdisneyland
Originally Posted By friendofdd One day (just before Christmas, probably), Good King Wenceslas decided that he was fed up with the food at the palace, so he phoned up his local Italian restaurant for a takeaway pizza. "Certainly, your Majesty" says the Manager, "Would you like your usual"? "Yes please," replied the King, "same as always - deep pan, crisp and even"
Originally Posted By Elderp I am sorry Inspector57 but in order to register your vote we are going to need a clarification. Was that a yes, no, or I am really not sure. "The Church and Empire protests this expansion. As is a very well known fact, the Universal Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland already rule over the Kingdom of Tomorrowland, and have such for more than a year. Redd Rocket's Pizza Port is directly adjacent to the Cathedral of Our Lady of the Churros, therefore the Universal Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland regrets that We must block this expansion and invasion into our territory." You would hold a pineapple hostage?? So be it I officially register your vote as a no on the issue. As for the cathedral where is this located I was not aware that the Church of the Most Holy Churro had more than ODV carts.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 Elderp, PTSPLOTUFODW -- I am thrilled for any attention that comes to the Dole Whip and to the Enchanted Tiki Room. I wish the United Front a successful and peaceful future. I am BEYOND thrilled at the prospect of Hawaiian Pizza in DLR. If this comes to pass, I will certainly double my number of annual visits to Anaheim. I will appreciate your efforts to bring the flat, sweet, tangy, chewy, cheesy treat to DLR. But I cannot support a hostile invasion of Tomorrowland. (Well, not by a snacking allegiance, anyhow. Maybe by a construction crew.) After long consideration, I have decided to remain unaffiliated for the time being. Again, I wish the United Front the very best. -- Inspector ("Ya got a little tomato sauce there on your mustache") 57
Originally Posted By Elderp Gotta love how long that acronym is gettinbg. Anyhow, we thank thee for your support and if in the future you choose to affliate yourself we shall register your vote. Signed, Elderp Pro Tem Self Professed Leader of the United Front of Dole Whips
