Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland VI.X.MMIV Holy Hub City, Holy Churroian Empire In the interest of continuing the long-standing tradition of factional voting, the Churroian Government, one of the founding members of the Annual LP Snackie Awards, sees no reason why the United Front of Dole Whips should not run the Dole Whip as their 2005 candidate. We also protest the pooling of votes for the reasoning that the snackfood is currently not offered. The Snackie Awards were created to show how LP'rs snacking habits changed from year-to-year, not to create a competition in which several factions consolidate in the interest of causing another faction to lose. The Churroian Government continues by protesting this statement made by the President of the United Front of Dole Whips: "they are served in Frontierland which is directly on our borders." Our argument is as follows: The Imperial Churroian Government has been more than generous in our gifts of territory to the United Front. Almost the entire area of Adventureland now remains under soveriegn Dole Whip control, and with this comes mutual defense treaties between our two nations. Frontierland does not lie within the borders of the United Front of Dole Whips, nor any other snacking faction. The Kingdom of Frontierland is administered directly by His Imperial Majesty, EdisYoda, King of the Churros of Frontierland. Frontierland is soveriegn territory of the Holy Churroian Empire, and any attempts to invade Churroian territory will be met with serious reprecussions. In brotherhood, His Eminence David Cardinal Iluvdisneyland -Cardinal of the Most Holy Churro -Archbishop of the East Side -Bishop of Fantasyland -King of the Churros of Fantasyland -Director, Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith
Originally Posted By DLfreek86 Hmmm, I thought Frontierland was the land of the cheese-filled pretzels? ;-)
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland There also happens to be a churro wagon (Churros 3) within the borders of Frontierland.
Originally Posted By Elderp We have no wish to accquire Frontierland or anything in Frontierland (unless they start serving pinapple based food there). The vote simply has to do with a reasonable alternative. It is a given that we of the United Front of Dole Whips would represent Dole Whips if they were made available to us but at the current time they are not. It has been my experience that faced with the void of Dole Whips I perfer Cream Cheese Pretzels. Cream Cheese Pretzels are being currently offered and therefore they are my present snack of choice and therefore I feel it they are a valid choice to rally arround.
Originally Posted By Elderp The Churroian Government continues by protesting this statement made by the President of the United Front of Dole Whips: "they are served in Frontierland which is directly on our borders." All that was meant by that statement is that they are good and close to us.
Originally Posted By figaro_cleo I've never eaten a cream cheese pretzel in my life! So I don't know how inspired I would be to support it in this instance ...
Originally Posted By friendofdd Perhaps with diligent effort we could find come cream cheese filled pickles.
Originally Posted By friendofdd What is His Chatty Promenance doing making proclaimations in this thread anyway?
Originally Posted By jimminy44 >There also happens to be a churro wagon (Churros 3) within the borders of Frontierland.< Hmmm, it seems to me that a long time back in our country's history just such a situation (the fact that wagons were sent out into someone else's land) occurred and which resulted in an idea of thinking that any territory into which the wagons were sent was the sign that it was the manifest destiny of that group to possess the whole of the land. So you Churroans think you own any part of the place in which a churro cart is placed eh?
Originally Posted By Elderp Sounds like manifest snackity! Next thing you know we will have a town called Churrostone.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland The Holy Churroian Empire is the original snacking nation. We organized first, and we made our claims. We simply got their first.
Originally Posted By Elderp Wasn't popcorn and hot dogs the first snacks to be introduced at Disneyland?
Originally Posted By friendofdd That's better, ILD. Just old fashioned debate instead of a pretentious pronouncement on a snacking topic not your own. You go, man.
Originally Posted By jimminy44 Yes Elderp is correct. The indigenous snacks in Frontierland were Popcorn and hotdogs. Alas, all empires are doomed to fail and someday, yes, churros will no longer be so jingoistically peddled across the lands.
Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle you know they do offer snow cones (AKA shaved ice) at the resort...
