Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland The Holy Churroian Empire was the first snacking nation and faction to be organized here on these boards. The Empire claimed Disneyland as its own, and later took DCA and the hotels as well. Since then, we have given most of Adventureland to the apparently ungrateful "United Front of Dole Whips" and dedicated large portions of our territory to free snacking zones. Just as the free snackers and representatives from the United Front post within the Church of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland thread, I will continue to post here.
Originally Posted By Brown Monkey Yes that seems to be quite right, iluv. As I recall, Churroia is indeed the original snacking nation, as I have pretty much played a part since the beginning. All other organizations on these boards came there after. Go Churroia! (With much respect to the United Front of Dole Whips)
Originally Posted By jimminy44 The French, Portuguese, Germans, and the British were also the "first" to claim the lands of Africa and other lands as their own. Being the first to make a false claim doesn't make the false claim legitimate. Disneyland for Disneylovers! Repel the invaders with their "new" snack ways. Popcorn, hotdogs, and DoleWhips were around LONG before these new imported snacks came along in their wagons to invade the lands where once people just snacked peacefully in all of the LAND. Don't buy into their ways of empire.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland "Repel the invaders with their "new" snack ways" Which is exactly what we've been saying for years. What is this free snacking nonsense everyone's talkng about? What about dedication to one snack above all? What about national pride? What about morals and ethics? What morals and ethics are incorporated through free snacking anarchy?
Originally Posted By Elderp "Since then, we have given most of Adventureland to the apparently ungrateful "United Front of Dole Whips" LOL! The United Front of Dole Whips contention has always been that the land in and arround the Tiki Room has always been an ancestral home to the great and mighty Dole Whip. The United Front of Dole Whip only formed to rightefully claim and protect what was theirs originally. Along the way the United Front of Dole Whip came to open the way for true freedom of snacking by being a "spring board" for other adventures in snacking. "...came along in their wagons to invade the lands where once people just snacked peacefully in all of the LAND. " Adventureland, truly one of the last outposts of original snacking adventures (except for that ice cream wagon that comes in from time to time).
Originally Posted By jimminy44 Resist the temptation they throw at you Elderp. They try to bribe you by giving you lands they have no right to in the first place. May the Force be with you.
Originally Posted By Elderp " What morals and ethics are incorporated through free snacking anarchy?" This coming from a nation that has repeatedly threatened people with the infamous "it's a small world of torture."
Originally Posted By Elderp "They try to bribe you by giving you lands they have no right to in the first place. May the Force be with you." Sort of like when the dutch bought their lands for a bunch of beads.
Originally Posted By jimminy44 >What morals and ethics are incorporated through free snacking anarchy?< Was that a Freudian slip when you said "incorporated" instead of saying "instilled" or "inculcated"? An empire builder always seeks to a acquire and "incorporate" others to conform.
Originally Posted By friendofdd He's on a sugar high again. If he refrains from chomping a churro for 24 hours, he'll return to his usual wacky, but loveable, self. Calm down ILD. Have a sno-cone.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland HUMPH! ;;Turns sharply on his heel and storms of in the general direction of St. Pixie's Basilica, purple robes billowing.;;
Originally Posted By quincytoo OH No Now you all have upset the poor dear.......; iluv!!!!!! have a churro ....or two... you will feel sooo much better....
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear So what happens now that the Tiki Juice Bar has been removed? Will Dole whips survive at another venue or will you have to go to yesterland?
Originally Posted By Elderp Have no fear Dole Whips are coming back. Someday (although not likely) the name may change back to pineapple whips but they are going away as long as the demand is there.
Originally Posted By Elderp Found a new Dole Whip Recipe. <a href="http://groups.msn.com/ElderP/carolynsdolewhiprecipe.msnwIt" target="_blank">http://groups.msn.com/ElderP/c arolynsdolewhiprecipe.msnwIt</a> isn't non-dairy though If anyone has the real Disneyland non-dairy recipe I would be very interest.
Originally Posted By DlandDug I find the notion that the mere presence of a churro cart implies ownership of a land simply absurd. By that criteria, Turkey Legs now stake claim all over the resort. There is even a "permanent" cart in the area in question, Frontierland. And I seem to recall that the last time I spotted his eminence in Frontierland, he was busily hawking COTTON CANDY. (What is with the man's attraction to vile, sugary abominations???) Stick to your guns, Elderp. Nominate both Dole Whips AND Cream Cheese Filled Pretzels, if you wish. But please don't run about the Play Pen dropping glib slogans at the end of your posts. There will be plenty of time for that after January!
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland There is no permanent wagon in Frontierland. Only three locations sell turkey legs, anyway, and one of them's closed for the Matterhorn refurb.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <<<<I find the notion that the mere presence of a churro cart implies ownership of a land simply absurd. By that criteria, Turkey Legs now stake claim all over the resort. There is even a "permanent" cart in the area in question, Frontierland.>>>> Fighting words those are DlandDug! The Kingdom of Frontierland Churros repel you we will... yessss!
Originally Posted By DlandDug I did say that Turkey Legs were spreading all over the RESORT. Check the carts in both DCA AND Disneyland. It's a new breeze blowing. A breeze smelling strongly like overly salty ham. SNACKING FREEDOM! Now! Forever!
