Originally Posted By Elderp Official Decree of the United Front Of Dole Whips: "On this our momentous occasion of 100 posts I would like to thank you all for your support and admiration. Indeed the establishment of this thread has shown that there is a place for the Mighty Dole Whip in the kingdom known as DL. As the front continues its cause remember that it is upon the principles of understanding that we establish this government. To this extent we would like to extend our thanks to that of the many factions that have helped our cause in its stage of infancy. Indeed we have been blessed by both the Churro and Popcorn factions. We further are cause one Dole Whip at a time. This is one small step for Dole Whips and one giant step for pineapples everywhere!" Elderp Pro Tem Self Professed Leader of the United Front of Dole Whips.
Originally Posted By Elderp Like Tiki-Birds. Sorry it is on 102 but you took 100 and I meant the declaration to be on 100. Such is life!
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 I should've posted lower. So low that you couldn't hear me. I'm sorry to have taken your post 100! It was a beautiful post nevertheless. But -- darn! -- "Tiki Birds" was the post I was looking for on 101! Oh, well. I'll get over it. All the best to the United Front.
Originally Posted By Elderp Anything I should know about for 202,505,1001, or how about a tradition for 1111. Ambitious aren't I?
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 Yeah. As soon as a topic reaches 557, each person on the boards PayPals me $5.
Originally Posted By Elderp LOL well perhaps if we get a budget (like that will ever happen). I checked the Churro thread and they didn't post anything about animals on 101. Well the poster was Tiggergurl but I don't think that counts.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan 101 is traditionally reserved for the word "dalmatians" in each thread. Of course, if Tiggirl was the one posting, it might have read "Dlamnations" or something.
Originally Posted By MissCandice So true. You know, all this reading of different snacks has made me very hungry.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland VIII.X.2003 The Basilica of Saint Pixie, Holy Hub/ The Cathedral of Our Lady of the Churros, Kingdom of Tomorrowland The Universal Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland resents the insult to Our Nation. To use the word "war" when referring to a nation-state is insulting Our Government and Its willingness to use arms. Let it be known that the Universal Church and Its Empire detest conflicts of any kind and feel that, in the spirit of detente, diplomacy is the only way to end such a dispute; however, if challenged by another nation-state, Churroian forces will respond. It clearly states in the Constitution of the Churroian Order that the State must provide for the defense of Its citizens, and It will. This matter will be brought to the attention of the Imperial Senate of the Empire immediately. As for our Church and Empire Itself, the Cathedral of Our Lady of the Churros is located within the Carousel Theatre. The Empire claimed all territory, including but not limited to walkways, service roads, backstage areas, show buildings, et cetera. Our Empire is not limited in any way to the wagons of the Outdoor Vending department of Disneyland park. I remain, His Emminence, David Cardinal Iluvdisneyland -Cardinal of the Most Holy Churro -Archbishop of the East Side -Director of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith
Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle somebody correct me if I'm wrong..(like I'd have to ask)... but AFAIK pineapple pizza is only available in DCA and Dole Whips are only available in Disneyland so unless one is a 'park hopper' one can't enjoy both on the same day....so it's seems a little teniuos to politcally link those two foods... and BTW good try Inspector
Originally Posted By Elderp Executive Order: "Let it be known that on October 8,2003 at 1934 hours (sorry I would of come in earlier but I was working on a case) elections of the first President of The United Front of Dole Whips has been closed. In a landfall (there were only seven votes cast)decision Elderp has been elected to the first term of office of this newly formed nation. We thank you for your participation and encourage you to continue to rally for the cause we hold dear. Long live the mighty Dole Whip!" Signed, Elderp President of the United Front of Dole Whips
Originally Posted By Elderp As for our Church and Empire Itself, the Cathedral of Our Lady of the Churros is located within the Carousel Theatre. The Empire claimed all territory, including but not limited to walkways, service roads, backstage areas, show buildings, et cetera. Our Empire is not limited in any way to the wagons of the Outdoor Vending department of Disneyland park. I have never seen a churro sold within the theatre. In fact I didn't even think you were allowed to bring food inside the theatre. Plus it is not really a theatre any more, although they do show a lot of videos in there.
Originally Posted By Elderp It have come to realize that there are certain people out there who are there just to start a fight. Tensions are high and it is not my wish nor do I feel it is the wishes of any of our citizens within the Front. True by our very name we are prepared to DEFEND ourselves but we shall never attack for an unjust cause lest we be called the agressors. Signed, Elderp President of the United Front of Dole Whips
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland The accusations of war were thrown against the Universal Church and Empire. As one of my Nation's top representatives and personal representative of the Pontifex Maximus Imperius Churroius, it my duty to protect the Churroian People. For the record, no Churroian spoke the word "war" until I admonished its usage by the United Front. A Churro need not be sold within a building or area to be considered Churroian territory. The Universal Church, and indeed this Cathedral, were established long before the creation of the United Front. In brotherhood, His Emminence, David Cardinal Iluvdisneyland
Originally Posted By Elderp Duely noted I have no questions as to the your claims of territory, especially that of the carousel theatre (although we recognize it as Innovations). As to the question of the Pizza Port it is only our desire to secure the interests of pineapple consumption throughout the park. Intelligence reports have stated that the Pizza Port does not sell Hawaiian Pizza as previously stated. As I will personally be at DL myself I will look into the matter myself and make an appropiate decision as to its anexation. Till then the vote shall be suspended. Elderp President of the United Front of Dole Whips
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland VIII.X.2003 The Basilica of Saint Pixie, Holy Hub/ The Court of the Angels, Kingdom of New Orleans Square/ The Cathedral of Our Lady of the Churros, Kingdom of Tomorrowland The Universal Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland, being the first to recognize the fledgling United Front of Dole Whips as a soveriegn nation-state, demand the respect of our borders. The Kingdom of Tomorrowland is Churroian territory, and any annexation of any parcle of the land within Our borders will be looked upon as an uninstigated act of war, and invasion of a soveriegn nation-state. The Kingdom of Tomorrowland is a member of the alliance that makes up the Churroian Empire, and thus is subject to its Crown and the Imperial Senate of the Empire, which in turn controls the Churroian National Army, our Nation's principle defensive force. The Churroian Empire is a peace-loving State, and It believes in diplomacy and non-violent means of ending a conflict. If any such invasion is launched against the Churroian Empire, the Imperial Senate of the Empire will void any diplomatic ties to the United Front and consider a Declaration of War. Our Territory was claimed long before the creation of the United Front, and the Cathedral of Our Lady of the Churros was established long before as well. Once again, we demand respect for our borders. The Churroian Empire is a soveriegn nation-state who is recognized by all major snacking factions as the dominant nation, and thus all snacking factions respect our borders, as the United Front should as well. The Churroian Empire and Its Government are in no way dictating what the policy of the United Front of Dole Whips should be, but we advise a more in-depth analysis of the consequences of such a move. I remain, His Emminence, David Cardinal Iluvdisneyland -Cardinal of the Most Holy Churro -Archbishop of the East Side -Director of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith
