Originally Posted By Elderp We fight to protect the freedom of snackers everywhere. It appears as though the Empire of Churroria is only out for dominance of its faction. This is unacceptable as we cannot stand oppression of snacks anywhere by anyone. We shall lay claim on the Pizza Port only as far as it contains Pineapple. There is no faction dedicated to the cause of Pizza as far as we know, however as fellow inmobile snack food it is an outrage that Churroia would try to claim territory that is not even sold within that territory. Elderp President of the United Front of Dole Whips
Originally Posted By Elderp "I proclaim that I will have both a churro AND a Dole Whip tomorrow at Disneyland to ease tensions between the two factions. You see how much I am willing to sacrifice for peace in our lands?" Truly you are a noble person. Honor to you MissCandice. Perhaps one day we shall nominate you for the Pineapple Peace Prize.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Mr. President, I believe you misunderstand your own actions. Attempting to annex an already-claimed-and-developed area of the Churroian Empire is legally an invasion of a sovereign nation-state. The whole of the Kingdom of Tomorrowland was claimed longer before you were even posting here. Our borders are our borders, and that will not change. We also recognize that our idol is not sold within every, single sector of territory we lay claim to, but that doesn't matter. We still have claim to it and resent the fact that your new nation is planning an overt act of war against our Empire. Now, perhaps if you were to ask the Churroian Government for the Pizza Port and make an Embassy to the Empire within its walls, then we might be able to work something out. I remain, His Emminence, David Cardinal Iluvdisneyland
Originally Posted By Elderp News Report from The United Front of Dole Whips: "Despite diplomatic negotiations of the part of the President of our nation. The Empire of Churrioa continues to be hostile. Despite threats of churrosaber wielding members upon buildings the President remains calm amist unrelenting bueracracy. At present it seems the Empire of Churrioa wishes to consulate with an unnamed King of Tommorowland. Regent Disneygurl has dispatched security troops but was conformed to using antiquated guns issued from Frontierland. Meanwhile the Emperor himself has not been heard upon the matter and it is for that reason alone the President has not taken action. As questions begin the Citizen of the United Front of Dole Whips begin to ask: Is the Empire withholding this king of Tommorowland as to stall diplomatic procedures? Will the Senate conviene on the matter? What is the Emperor's take on the matter? How does this tense situation affect other snackers in the region? Stay tuned as more news develops. "
Originally Posted By Elderp Intelligence Report From the United Front of Dole Whips: "Recent posts allude to an amazing act of Peace among royalty in Churrioa. It has been noted that Miss Candice in acting upon her petition for peace had a Dole Whip despite the hostile tensions within the Churroian Empire." Ballot Measure From the United Front of Dole Whips: "It is hereby submitted that for acts of extreme humanitary efforts for furthering the peace between the snacking measures. It is submitted that Miss Candice Her Imperial Majesty Ruler of Allied Kingdoms of Disneyland and Disney's California Adventure, Administer of the AKDLDCA be awarded the Pineapple Peace Prize. The Vote shall be submitted over two days and shall end Saturday at 7 PM." Submitted to Vote by, Elderp President of the United Front of Dole Whip
Originally Posted By Elderp I personally extend my gratitude for your peacefull efforts and vote a firm Yes for your nomination to the Pineapple Peace Prize. Curent Tally: Yes: 1 No: 0
Originally Posted By Elderp Proclamation From The United Front of Dole Whips: "In faithfully promoting the cause of the United Front of Dole Whips. For acting with brave and decisive action. For opening the front from Main Street to Adventureland. Sargent Server Pixie Glitter is hereby granted the Plastic Spoon of Valor award and hereby promoted to the rank of Lt. Frosty. This award and advancement shall be granted upon her return complete with a tiki bird parade and a 21 spoon salute." Signed, Elderp President of The United Front of Dole Whips
Originally Posted By Elderp In an effort to promote peace I myself had a churro today. To prove it you can refer to the album below. <a href="http://albums.photo.epson.com/j/AlbumIndex?u=4155657&a=30904102&f=0&vt=vp&pw=" target="_blank">http://albums.photo.epson.com/ j/AlbumIndex?u=4155657&a=30904102&f=0&vt=vp&pw=</a>
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Mr. President, I have returned from my mission. It was successful, though fraught with peril. First there was the matter of partaking in Dole whips with Miss Candice (noted Churroian), which I am happy to report I navigated with great tact and diplomacy, end result being the happy and peaceful consumption of said Dole whips despite our, ahem, slightly differing views on snaxuality. The other potential disaster occurred just as I was next in line to purchase the Dole whips. After serving the guest in front of me, the Tiki Bar CM flipped the menu signs over, indicating that the Tiki Bar was. . . (gasp!!). . . CLOSED!! It must be noted that Miss Candice immediately joined me in my valiant (and ultimately successful) effort to persuade the CM to sell us our Dole whips. It was a brief but bloody battle, but Candice and I emerged victorious and were rewarded for our efforts by the succulent, ultimately refreshing wonder that is the very essence of the Dole whip. I was stunned and overwhelmed upon returning to these beloved discussion boards to learn about my promotion (sniffs, wipes a tear from her eye), and I am excitedly awaiting my tiki bird parade and, of course, the 21-spoon salute. I remain respectfully yours, Sergeant Server Pixie Glitter
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter P.S. And in light of Miss Candice's extraordinary demonstration of diplomacy and her invaluable assistance to me in the battle to obtain our Dole whips, I would like to suggest that she be appointed ambassador between the Churroians and the United Front of Dole Whips. Mr. President? Your Emminence? What say you, gentlemen??
Originally Posted By Elderp "I was stunned and overwhelmed upon returning to these beloved discussion boards to learn about my promotion (sniffs, wipes a tear from her eye), and I am excitedly awaiting my tiki bird parade and, of course, the 21-spoon salute. " *Carried in a weaved basket chair down the Adventureland corridor. PG is brought before a small crowd within the Tiki Room courtyard. At a makeshift podium the president arrises to speak.* "We are gathered here today to honor one of our own. A trooper that has consistantly promoted the cause in which we endevour. In faithfully promoting the cause of the United Front of Dole Whips. For acting with brave and decisive action. For opening the front from Main Street to Adventureland. Sargent Server Pixie Glitter is hereby granted the Plastic Spoon of Valor award (a pin with two crossed plastic spoons) and hereby promoted to the rank of Lt. Frosty. May you continue well in your new rank Lt. Frosty Pixie Glitter." Noted in the logs, Elderp President of the United Front of Dole Whips
Originally Posted By Elderp "P.S. And in light of Miss Candice's extraordinary demonstration of diplomacy and her invaluable assistance to me in the battle to obtain our Dole whips, I would like to suggest that she be appointed ambassador between the Churroians and the United Front of Dole Whips. Mr. President? Your Emminence? What say you, gentlemen??" Mr. President is the preferred titles but I am not big into titles so you can call me what you like. As far as Miss Candice has been a exemplary advocate of our cause. I finalize the vote and hereby grant her the Pineapple Peace Prize. I also second your nomination for Miss Candice to be our official ambassador to the United Front of Dole Whips. I will send forth communication at once to the Empire of Churroia." Signed, Elderp President of the United Front of Dole Whips
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland The Congratulations of the Holy Empire of the Divine Churro and Her Excellency's Government are upon Pixie Glitter as she recieves her Award and Promotion. It was well earned. Promotion of one's beliefs and nation is never an easy task, and made all the more difficult by the hostility of the Popcornians. Indeed, we had to deactivate the Popcorn Wagon sold near the Holy Hub because of the ruckus they were causing. Rumor has it that Dave, a noted Popcornian, was among those involved on Sunday. As for the Position of Ambassador, the Churroian Empire already had an Ambassador, although I will invite the Imperial Senate to discuss this matter. The Empire is also slightly alarmed at the usage of words in the Ceremony of Promotion of Pixie Glitter. The President said that it was Queen Candice that opening "the front from Main Street to Adventureland." This is particularly alarming because the Kingdom of Adventureland is Churroian territory. We invite the United Front to remain located within Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room, but we must insist you remain within your own borders. I interest of Peace, the Churroian Empire asks only that the President of the United Front amend His statement and correct the record. Churroia will not push the matter, but we must ask for this amendment and correction. The Blessing of the Most Holy Churro, His Emminence, David Cardinal Iluvdisneyland -Cardinal of the Most Holy Churro -Archbishop of the East Side -Director of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith
Originally Posted By Elderp We appologize if are terminology confused you. When I refered to "opening the front from Main St. to Adventureland" it was meant to say that we had secured passage of that route. That is is our ultimate goal. That no one will be blocked from being able to purchase a Dole Whip and that is what Pixie Glitter did. There is many more routes to open but at least for now we have one secure one. Elderp President of the United Front of Dole Whip
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter <<Mr. President? Your Emminence? What say you, gentlemen??>> Elderp, I was asking both you and iluvdisneyland your opinions regarding Miss Candice's appointment as ambassador between the United Front and Churroia. <<The Empire is also slightly alarmed at the usage of words in the Ceremony of Promotion of Pixie Glitter. The President said that it was Queen Candice that opening "the front from Main Street to Adventureland." >> Your Emminence, I beg to differ with you on this point. Elderp did not state that Queen Candice opened the front from Main Street to Adventureland. That would be me. (shaking head in mild disgust over the lack of reading comprehension among the reigning snack dignitaries). ;-) And lastly, thank you all (okay, thank you both, Inspector and iluv) for your felicitations upon this happy occasion of my promotion to the rank of Lt. Frosty. I shall do my best to be worthy of such a lofty position. Respectfully yours, Lt. Frosty Pixie Glitter (races off to the mirror to admire her shiny new Plastic Spoon of Valor pin)
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Actually, I was quoting post 132. The Universal Church and Empire do not move to block trade routes between our two Nations. These trade routes are of vital interest to both our Nations, and thus we must protect them equally. The Universal Church of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland and the Holy Empire of the Divine Churro ("Churroia") hereby pledges to defend those routes, although we will void this pledge if any popped substance is found to be illegally smuggled into our Empire. -His Emminence
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter <<<. For acting with brave and decisive action. For opening the front from Main Street to Adventureland. Sargent Server Pixie Glitter is hereby granted the Plastic Spoon of Valor award (a pin with two crossed plastic spoons) and hereby promoted to the rank of Lt. Frosty. >>> (timidly approaching His Emminence with downcast eyes). . . . Um, Your Emminence? The above quote is from post 132. I've reread it several times and can still find no reference to Queen Candice. Is it perhaps possible that you, er, (in a very tiny voice). . . made a mistake? <---scuttles hurriedly into the corner of the room to crouch protectively over her Plastic Spoon of Valor award lest His Emminence flies into a rage and smashes it.
