Originally Posted By Elderp Have no fear Pixie Glitter this is our post. The Empire isn't out to get you here.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland ;;His Emminence rises quickly in rage and throws his sceptre;; You DARE question ME?! Juuuuuuuust kidding! I apologize for the mix-up. The concern wasn't with the person, just the wording.
Originally Posted By friendofdd It would surely help if you guys would stop using political language. It is intended to confuse, obfuscate and allow for loopholes. Neither one of you understands what the other is saying and it takes several posts to clarify what you should have said in the Jesters english in the first place. So get with it. Most of us don't have the time to read all these "what I meant to say was" posts. Oh! and congrats, Pixie G.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 Mr. X, I think the problem is that you forgot to ask for permission to address.
Originally Posted By Mr X Popcorn peeps such as myself don't bother with that formality garbage. That's okay, I think I'll just go to DisneySea tomorrow and enjoy a banana calzone and a nice box of cappuchino popcorn. Who needs "Dole Whips", whatever THEY are? Probably just like Churros, and I can't stand those sickening, sugary things anyway.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 Mr X, I'm guessing you might like Dole Whips. I should let one of the others here describe them, but... they're a frothy (WHIPPED) frozen pineapple smoothie-type concoction.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland I believe it is the responibility of the snacking faction representing the Dole Whip to annouce its official definition.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 I certainly wasn't attempting to represent myself as giving an "official" answer. I apologize sincerely for any confusion or offense I may have caused, Your Emminence, Dole Whip authorities, and Mr X. <---slinks away, singing... When I look back upon my life It's always with a sense of shame I've always been the one to blame For everything I long to do No matter when or where or who Has one thing in common, too It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin It's a sin...
Originally Posted By friendofdd How does Inspector do that? A perfectly innocent topic about a good snack and he manages to make it all about him.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 Confiteor Deo omnipotenti vobis fratres, quia peccavi nimis cogitatione, verbo, opere et omissione, mea culpa, mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 "I have sinned." "I confess to almighty god, and to you my brothers, that I have sinned exceedingly in thought, word, act and omission, through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault." But enough about me.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Thank you. The rest I pretty well had figured out. It's all about you in Latin too. Very impressive. I didn't even know you were Latino.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <---look. Even the numbers are all about me. It's NOT about me! I'm sorry! Let's talk about pineapples! (And LOL to the Latin/o pun!)
Originally Posted By Elderp "I should let one of the others here describe them, but... they're a frothy (WHIPPED) frozen pineapple smoothie-type concoction." Very close. Official Declaration from the United Front of Dole Whips: "In order to quell curiousity and expell any rummors as to what a Dole Whip is we submit the following definition: Dole Whip: A non-dairy frozen frosty dessert made by the Dole Pineapple Company exclusively for Disneyland. This dessert is served in a cup and most commonly eaten with a spoon. It should be noted that the above is the definition of a Dole Whip. The most popular dessert served at the Tiki Juice Bar in Adventureland, Disneyland, Anaheim, CA. We also submit the following definition: Dole Whip Float: A frosty drink made by putting a Dole Whip in a cup and adding pineapple juice. Most often served in a clear cup with a spoon and a little paper umbrella. It is our hope that this clarifies our position on the matter." Signed, Elderp President of the United Front of Dole Whips
Originally Posted By Elderp Formal language is not necessary except in official proclamations and diplomatic relations. English is the official language of this faction although this is a free faction so if you feel you need to speak Latin so be it. Elderp President of the United Front of Dole Whips
