Originally Posted By jdub And, 57, I consider your POST 57 to be a war crime! (or at the very least, unlawful torture!)
Originally Posted By MissCandice Indeed. Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Let's make I57 and DAR ride It's a Small World 8000 times. GUILTY!!!!!!!
Originally Posted By MissCandice Seriously, bad music makes me prone to violence. I need some sort of 12 step program.
Originally Posted By alexbook <a href="http://the-tiki-hut.com/spaces/Piranha%20Man%20-%20viva%20las%20vegas.mp3" target="_blank">http://the-tiki-hut.com/spaces /Piranha%20Man%20-%20viva%20las%20vegas.mp3</a>
Originally Posted By Tinkerbell819 Alex, Was that Elvis or Wayne Newton? lol That was funny. FWIW, I thought that the Key Largo song and the Pina coloda song were sung by the same guy, too. (Rupert Murdoch; Wasn't he that guy on Survivor
Originally Posted By sherrytodd <<<I Told the Witch Doctor-- Ooo Eee Ooo Ah Ah , Ting Tang Wallah wallah bing bang>>> hehehehe!!! My worst songs... Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies How come nobody's mentioned the Marcarena yet??? Roxanne - The Police is like fingers on a chalkboard to me!!! Rock Me Amadeus - Falco 867-5309 - I will never be able to forget this number as long as I live!!! Feelings What's Up - 4 Nonblondes AND... the Buster Poindexter song Hot Hot Hot.
Originally Posted By jdub Roxanne--ai-yahhh! There was this d.a. manager in my department, he thought he was so clever--he'd always belt that out, all Stingy-like, when he was walking by the teammember bearing that name. Did he not know the song was about a 'h... ?
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <<And, 57, I consider your POST 57 to be a war crime!>> <<Indeed. Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! GUILTY!!!!!!!>> <-- twitches <-- twitches <-- reaches for a CD STOP PICKING ON ME!!! Stop picking on me or I SWEAR I'll do it. I swear. I don't want to have to hurt anyone. Just leave me ALONE! Stop MAKING FUN OF ME! <-- takes deep breaths and puts the CD down <<How come nobody's mentioned the Marcarena yet???>> I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS!!! <-- Sobbing, rises from fetal position, puts CD in turntable and presses "Play" ----------------------------------- ANOTHER DAY IS AT END MAMA SAYS SHE'S TIRED AGAIN NO ONE CAN EVEN BEGIN TO TELL HER I HARDLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT MAYBE IT'S BETTER THAT WAY IF PAPA WERE HERE I'M SURE HE'D TELL HER SHANNON IS GONE I HOPE SHE'S DRIFTING OUT TO SEA SHE ALWAYS LOVED TO SWIM AWAY MAYBE SHE'LL FIND AN ISLAND WITH A SHADY TREE JUST LIKE THE ONE IN OUR BACKYARD MAMA TRIES HARD TO PRETEND THINGS WILL GET BETTER AGAIN SOMEHOW SHE'S KEEPING IT ALL INSIDE HER BUT FINALLY THE TEARS FILL OUR EYES AND I KNOW THAT SOMEWHERE TONIGHT SHE KNOWS HOW MUCH WE REALLY MISS HER SHANNON IS GONE I HOPE SHE'S DRIFTING OUT TO SEA SHE ALWAYS LOVED TO SWIM AWAY MAYBE SHE'LL FIND AN ISLAND WITH A SHADY TREE JUST LIKE THE ONE IN OUR BACKYARD JUST LIKE THE ONE IN OUR BACKYARD "Shannon" Henry Gross
Originally Posted By mele <<Ah, yes, MissCandice, but, if you lived up here in the frozen north you would find Kokomo to be the anthem for all of us daydreamers.>> Not so much. I lived in Alaska when that song came out and it pretty much made me want to beat the hell out of someone, especially when everyone would choose to listen to the entire Cocktail soundtrack in class. Oh, and Great White's album. Come to think of it...I started drinking right around that time. Coincidence?
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Party All The Time - Eddie Murray We Built This City - Starship Muskrat Love - Captain and Tenille Sugar Wall - Sheena Easton
Originally Posted By Tinkerbell819 <<Party All The Time>>- Eddie Murphy, I remember being at my nephew's birthday party when that song came on. He was probably around 5 or 6 years old. his grandmother was there and said "What an awful song, My girl wants to POTTY all the time, that's awful what they play on the radio these days." Oh boy ,did we get a chuckle out of that. (Good thing she's not around to hear what's played on the radio now!)
Originally Posted By sherrytodd Everyone grab your ukuleles!!! Tiptoe through the window By the window, that is where I'll be Come tiptoe through the tulips with me Oh, tiptoe from the garden By the garden of the willow tree And tiptoe through the tulips with me Knee deep in flowers we'll stray We'll keep the showers away And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight Will you pardon me? And tiptoe through the tulips with me
Originally Posted By wonderingalice C'mon guys... No one remembers this uplifting classic?? ;-) D.O.A. by Bloodrock <Insert droning music and persistent ambulance sirens here> Laying here looking at the ceiling Someone lays a sheet across my chest Something warm is flowing down my fingers Pain is flowing all through my back I try to move my arms and there's no feeling And when I look I see there's nothing there The face beside me stopped it totally bleeding The girl I knew has such a distant stare I remember We were flying along and hit something in the air I remember We were flying along and hit something in the air Then I looked straight at the attendant His face is pale as it can be He bends and whispers something softly He says there's no chance for me I remember We were flying along and hit something in the air I remember We were flying along and hit something in the air Life is flowing out my body Pain is flowing out with my blood The sheets are red and moist where I'm lying God in Heaven, teach me how to die I remember We were flying along and hit something in the air I remember We were flying along and hit something in the air
Originally Posted By alexbook >>Alex, Was that Elvis or Wayne Newton? lol That was funny.<< No, it was Piranha Man! <a href="http://www.entertainmentavenue.com/your_house/cd/p/piranha_man/blowing_goats.htm" target="_blank">http://www.entertainmentavenue .com/your_house/cd/p/piranha_man/blowing_goats.htm</a>
Originally Posted By jdub OMG, everytime Lisann22 adds to her list I laff & sing! "Sugar Walls"--so graphic, that woman's never gonna get to sing it at the Super Bowl, now IS she? The reference reminded me of another GREAT SINGER, Stacey Q: Two of Hearts (and here uh, comes the connection...) We Connect C L A S S .
Originally Posted By mawnck >>No "worst" song can beat that sick puppy. Nope... No way.<< A classic, to be sure, but . . . . . . . . "I Want My Baby Back" - Jimmy Cross - a parody of car crash songs that charted in early 1965: And when I come to, I looked around. And there was the leader, and there was the pack . . . . And over there . . . was my baby. And over THERE was my baby. And WAAAAAY OVER THERE was my baby. (It gets a LOT sicker from there.) And what about: Dropkick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life - Bobby Bare John Wayne is Big Leggy - Haysi Fantayzee Rats in My Room - Leona Anderson Fish Heads - Barnes and Barnes Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun - Ogden Edsel Long Haired Lover from Liverpool - Little Jimmy Osmond and the Mike Curb Congregation Crazy Horses - The Osmonds Young Love - Tab Hunter Buick 59 - Vernon Green and the Medallions Last Time I Saw Him - Diana Ross Sylvia's Mother - Dr. Hook Beth - Kiss (oh shuddup, it sucks and you know it!) Mr. Tambourine Man - William Shatner Cowboys to Girls - The Intruders Goodbye Sam - Shad O'Shea Old Mac Donald Had a Farm - Elvis Presley The Purple People Eater - Judy Garland and the one that got the award from the Rolling Stone Book of Rock Lists (worst song ever released by a major label): Paralyzed - The Legendary Stardust Cowboy
