Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo >>Man, this makes me want to start up my LP cast list for Alice in Wonderland...<< Ooh...5BR, Can I play the part of The White Knight? I know he wasn't in the movie but I always felt he should have been!
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs Actually, CWS, the cast list wasn't for the Disney version, and the White Knight is in a lot of the others... I also had another role in mind for you.
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo Oh oh.... (shudders) I'm not playing a horse again! (stares at TALL, remembering his Sleeping Beauty story)
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy Hey! You were still a wolf, just a really big one that could gallop!
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs Did a friend of mine win a Muppet Show video years ago at a school carnival? Was it called "Monster Laughs with Vincent Price", and also featured the Alice Cooper episode? Did I notice something strange when the video said 'Approx. Running Time: 42 minutes'? Was I right when I noticed that 2 minutes of the Vincent episode was clipped?
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs I actually thought that the Alice Cooper episode was AWESOME, especially with the show's finale 'School's Out' with the (giant) Muppet monsters!
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 Oh FBR....I wanna be in Alice, please please please! I can be the White Queen, no maybe the Red Queen? This isn't the musical version though is it? I don't wanna sing, although the tunes are catchy...."Jabberwocky talky talky...." Sorry.....we now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
Originally Posted By JBStew <<I *didn't* know that was exactly how you met, lol! >> Actually, it isn't. We met years ago at a bar in Morocco. Rick's I think it was....
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs <<JBStew: Actually, it isn't. We met years ago at a bar in Morocco. Rick's I think it was....>> I thought you two met on a cruise ship during New Year's Eve...named after some sea god or something...
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo No, I think they met somewhere over the rainbow. Hm, is DlandDug part Munchkin? That would explain his red beard.
Originally Posted By JBStew I thought you two met on a cruise ship during New Year's Eve...named after some sea god or something...>>> That would explain why I flipped over him!!
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy DlandDug? "He represeeeents, the Turkey Leg Guild! The Turkey Leg Guild! The Turkey Leg Guild!"
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs <<JBStew: That would explain why I flipped over him!!>> ^5 to JB! Woohoo, she knew what I was talking about!
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy And now we delete Little Miss Magic to make for: "Little Miss Labuda" [book opens] Early one Monday morning in summer, Little Miss Labuda awoke in the bedroom of Texan Cottage, Which was where she lived. She yawned a yawn, And got out of bed. -------------------- She went to the bathroom to clean her Texan Teeth. "Squeeze," she said to the tube of toothpaste. And guess what? The tube of toothpaste jumped up, and squeezed itself on to Little Miss Labuda's toothbrush. Honestly! Little Miss Labuda isn't called Little Miss Labuda for nothing. When she tells something to do something, it does it! -------------------- She went downstairs to the kitchen. "Boil," she said to the kettle. And it did! "Toast," she said to the toaster. "Spread," she said to the knife. And the knife jumped up and spread some butter on to the toast. "Pour," she said to the coffee pot. And she sat down to breakfast before logging onto LP. Don't you wish you could make things do things like that? -------------------- She was enjoying a second cup of coffee when there was a knock at the kitchen door. "Open," she said to the door. And, as it did, there stood Mr. CuriosWolfSo, looking unhappy. "You don't look your usual self," remarked Little Miss Labuda. "What's the matter?" "Everything," replied Mr. CuriosWolfSo. "Come in, have a cup of coffe and tell me about it," she said. "Pour," she said to the coffee pot. -------------------- "Now," said Little Miss Labuda. "What is it?" "It's Mr. FiveBearRugs," replied Mr. CuriosWolfSo. "He's become absolutely impossible!" "What do you mean?" asked Little Miss Labuda. "Well," continued Mr. CuriosWolfSo. "He used to go around hijacking threads every now and then, but now he's going around hijacking threads all the time!" He sighed a wolfie sigh. -------------------- Little Miss Labuda looked at him. "It can't be that bad," she said. "It's worse," said Mr. CuriosWolfSo, unhappily. "Cheer up," she grinned. "Come on," she said. "After you," said Little Miss Labuda to Mr. CuriosWolfSo. "Close," she said to the door. And off they set from Texan Cottage. -------------------- Mr. FiveBearRugs was feeling fine! What a Monday morning he was having! He'd hijacked a Mr. DlandDug thread until he threw a Turkey Leg at him! And a Mr. iluvdisneyland thread until he bopped him with a churro! And a Little Miss PixieGlitter thread until she reprimanded him! And a Winter Bash thread until Mr. Inspector disciplined him! And a Mr. TALL Disney Guy thread until he sobbed! Not to mention threads by Little Miss Lisann22, Mr. friendofdd, Little Miss TiggerPooh1973, Mr. ADMIN, and Mr. Dave! And Mr. Scutr! -------------------- "Aha," cried Mr. FiveBearRugs as he spied Little Miss Labuda and Mr. CuriosWolfSo. "Anyone for HIJACKED THREADS?" And he whipped out his laptop computer, positioning this arms of his, with those particularly hijacking fingers on the ends of them. Little Miss Labuda looked at Mr. CuriosWolfSo. "I see what you mean," she said. And winked. -------------------- She pointed at Mr. FiveBearRugs' hijacking right hand. "Stick," she said. And then she pointed to Mr. FiveBearRugs' hijacking left hand. "Stick" she said again. And, as you remember, when Little Miss Labuda tells something to do something, it does it! -------------------- Mr. FiveBearRugs' fingers were suddenly stuck together. They were extraordinarily stuck! "That's not FAIR!" he cried. "You've spoiled my FUN!" "It might be fun for you," remarked Mr. CuriosWolfSo. "But it wasn't much fun for anybody else." "Come and see me tomorrow," said Little Miss Labuda to Mr. CuriosWolfSo. -------------------- "There," she said to Mr. CuriosWolfSo. "Happy now?" Mr. CuriosWolfSo smiled that famous, furry smile of his. "I'll say," he said. "Come on," he added. "I'll buy you lunch at DL's Plaza Inn." And off they went to the DL restaurant. Smilers! -------------------- On Tuesday Mr. FiveBearRugs went to Texan Cottage. He knocked at the front door. "Open," said a voice inside. "Oh, hello," smiled Little Miss Labuda as the door opened by itself and she saw who was standing there. "Come in!" -------------------- "I supposed you'd like me to make your fingers unstuck again?" she said. "Oh yes, please," said Mr. FiveBearRugs. "Even a classic Disney villain would never do this to me!" "Very well," she said. Mr. FiveBearRugs' face lit up. "On one condition," she added. His face fell. "You are only allowed one hijacked thread a day!" "ONE hijacked thread a DAY?" whined Mr. FiveBearRugs. "That's not much!" "Promise," said Little Miss Labuda. Mr. FiveBearRugs sighed. "I promise," he said. -------------------- "Unstick," said Little Miss Labuda And all 10 of Mr. FiveBearRugs' fingers unstuck back to their original freedom. "Now don't forget," she reminded him. "One hijacking a day!" "Or else!" she added. Mr. FiveBearRugs went out through the door. "Goodbye," she said to him. "Shut," she said to the door. -------------------- Mr. FiveBearRugs stood outside Texan Cottage. "Ah well," he thought. "One hijacked thread a day is better than no hijacked threads a day!" It was then that he saw one of the downstairs windows of Texan Cottage open. And Little Miss Labuda was inside making a thread on LP. "One hijacked thread a day," he thought. And he whipped out his laptop computer. "One hijacked thread a day," he thought. -------------------- And, on that Tuesday morning, as those particularly hijacking arms typed away on a laptop computer in a thread by Little Miss Labuda, the small smile on the face of Mr. FiveBearRugs turned into a giant grin. [book closes]
