Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom Gosh and I thought it was: My grandmother was your grandfather's mistress. What do you think?
Originally Posted By bloona well I like number 47......lol.... some are just plain cheeky, some are plain dumb, some are asking for trouble, all are amusing though, thanks for this.
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven. This used to work all the time when I was at college.
Originally Posted By bloona oh dear, if these are what men use, its a wonder the population isnt much much smaller really isnt it? lol How about, " how do you want your eggs cooking in the morning?" if a man said these to me, Id just cringe and wonder how many times he'd used it...lol
Originally Posted By Ursula My favorite to use on guys was... Do you have the time? I know it sounds simple, but it is a question people ask each other all the time, so I used it to start conversations with just about anyone, male or female, when I didn't know anyone at college. I met a lot of people that way.
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost None of those lines ever worked for me...My favorite one was.."you know for a heavy girl, you don't sweat much!" Ah, where has all the romance gone?
Originally Posted By Slimshanks Piratey Pick up Lines: - What are YOU doing here? - So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?" - Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio - I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted. Th' rest would incur the wrath of Admin.
Originally Posted By CrouchingTigger I didn't see my favorite: "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Originally Posted By DVC_dad In all honesty, no offense to you single and happy people out there, but I don't envy being single at my age. Of course I have always been a "Marry'ing Man" type. God forbid anything ever happen my wife, as I would just die. But after a long recovery I can see myself not being single for much longer than the socially acceptable time limit. Don't get me wrong, I am not needy and dependant and all that but........I would need someone to help me with my kids afterall!
Originally Posted By CrouchingTigger I'm with you, DVR_dad (er, except that we are empty-nesters). It's just nice to come home and have someone to talk to, and to be able to discuss decisions with. And nice to have someone else to blame when things go wrong.
Originally Posted By disneydad109 Goodness,Do people really "pick up" folks. With all the nuts and illness i see in the paper I would think everyone just has the criminal record blood test results and mental health evaluation in hand when meeting someone. It"s good to be beyond all that.
