Originally Posted By Sara Tonin What about if you just butter the kitty? Forget the bread all together.
Originally Posted By piperlynne Aaaarrgghhh!! *runs and hides* My mom tried to set me up with a guy that used to trap squirrels and paint their tails, then let them go in a neighboring park. I got very quiet when she explained that and then in a very calm voice asked her if that was really the type of person she would like me to be alone with after dark.
Originally Posted By A Happy Haunt Bats come out in the dark..I see them with my super-human night vision!
Originally Posted By mele I've never derailed a topic in my life. I sure wish I had some pancakes! And socks.
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove Happy Peace Officers Memorial Day and thanks to all who serve. Good friend (employee of our PD) was buried this morning. I am feeling grateful and counting my blessings there are no squirrels in the station right now, nor men who paint their tails; however a berry pain perdu from Mimi's sounds about perfect.
Originally Posted By alexbook Hi, friendofdd! Recovering from topic derailing is an ongoing process, one post at a time.
Originally Posted By trekkeruss I read the title and thought this had something to do with bicycle gear changers.
Originally Posted By alexbook >>It's all about grasshoppers with wooden legs.<< Are they named Smith?
Originally Posted By retlawfan Focus, Focus, Focus... Did you know a small soda at McD's is what used to be called a large?