Originally Posted By EdisYoda Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess look at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Dodgers lose again!!! PADRES 7, the team that sucks 1.... GO PADRES!!! GO DIAMONDBACKS!!! GO GALAXY!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! 782 bottles of beer on the wall 782 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 781 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <<I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad I take something for it.>> LOL!
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot 'round the world.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot 'round the world.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Ed, that is so amusing it bears repeating. But of course, through your use of the farce, you knew that.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Dodgers lose again!!! <-----In case you missed the last post PADRES 7, the team that sucks 1.... GO PADRES!!! GO DIAMONDBACKS!!! GO GALAXY!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! 781 bottles of beer on the wall 781 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 780 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By goodgirl Few people know that Davy Crocket had three ears: one left ear, one right ear and one wild front ear.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Come on Padres, sweep the Dodgers, AGAIN!!!!!! GO PADRES!!! GO DIAMONDBACKS!!! GO GALAXY!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! 780 bottles of beer on the wall 780 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 779 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd After the silver prospector told his secrets, he found it was a real lode off his mine.
Originally Posted By peeaanuut
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
