Originally Posted By threeundertwo I swear I'm never reading this topic again... unless I get *really* bored...
Originally Posted By Darkbeer And the Padres SWEEP the team that sucks AGAIN, two series in a row GO PADRES!!! GO DIAMONDBACKS!!! GO GALAXY!!! DODGERS REALLY SUCK!!! 779 bottles of beer on the wall 779 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 778 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By PrincessoftheCastle There's a knock at a guy's door. There's a snail on the doorstep and he says in a rude tone, "Give me all your money!" The guy kicks the snail off his step and slams the door shut. A year later there's a knock at the door, its the snail and he says in the same rude tone, "WHY the heck you do that?!"
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Originally Posted By friendofdd How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer How about these Lakers moves, Karl Malone and Gary Payton, guess that want to keep Kobe happy, and win the NBA championship a few more times GO PADRES!!! GO CARDINALS!!! GO GALAXY!!! DODGERS REALLY SUCK!!! 778 bottles of beer on the wall 778 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 777 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By EdisYoda A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, " I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Have a beer, threeundertwo, helps make the jokes better GO PADRES!!! GO CARDINALS!!! GO GALAXY!!! DODGERS REALLY SUCK!!! 777 bottles of beer on the wall 777 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 776 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By threeundertwo oh look! it's 5:28. Why thanks Darkbeer. Did you put all these Amstel Lights in the fridge? Delicious and slimming!
Originally Posted By EdisYoda A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
