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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO PADRES!!!

    GO CARDINALS!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    DODGERS REALLY SUCK!!!

    776 bottles of beer on the wall
    776 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    775 bottles of beer on the wall
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Q: What's the difference between zombies?
    A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO PADRES!!!

    GO CARDINALS!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    DODGERS REALLY SUCK!!!

    775 bottles of beer on the wall
    775 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    774 bottles of beer on the wall
     
    #2143 See Post, Jul 9, 2003
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

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    Tee hee. That took a couple repetitions but then I got it.
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO PADRES!!!

    GO CARDINALS!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    DODGERS REALLY SUCK!!!

    774 bottles of beer on the wall
    774 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    773 bottles of beer on the wall
     
    #2146 See Post, Jul 10, 2003
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

    A stick.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO PADRES!!!

    GO CARDINALS!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    DODGERS REALLY SUCK!!!

    773 bottles of beer on the wall
    773 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    772 bottles of beer on the wall
     
    #2148 See Post, Jul 10, 2003
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    Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon

    I am disenfranchised.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO PADRES!!!

    GO CARDINALS!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    DODGERS REALLY SUCK!!!

    772 bottles of beer on the wall
    772 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    771 bottles of beer on the wall
     
    #2150 See Post, Jul 10, 2003
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

    Quatro sinko.
     
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    Originally Posted By LVCajun

    <<Quatro sinko.>>

    I don't know about the topic but your killing me...
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    <<Quatro sinko.>>

    Seis who?


    Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja!
    Ay! Me mato!
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    LOL


    What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

    A pool table.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO PADRES!!!

    GO CARDINALS!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    DODGERS REALLY SUCK!!!

    771 bottles of beer on the wall
    771 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    770 bottles of beer on the wall
     
    #2155 See Post, Jul 10, 2003
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

    Anyone can roast beef.
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarse power
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond
     
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