Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO ROCKIES!!! GO USA NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!! GO GALAXY!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! 767 bottles of beer on the wall 767 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 766 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer The US Men's National Socccer team wonits first gam in the Gold Cup tounament 2 to nothing, by defeating El Salvador. Next game for the USA is Monday, against Martinique. Thank goodness for Mexican Television... how many stations were broadcasting the USA in the USA NONE (Galavision will air an tape delayed versiontomorrow), but 3 differnent Tijuana stations aired the game (Channels 12, 27 and 45!)... Tomorrow morning, Mexcio versus Brazil... YEA, Go Brazil!!!!! (And how is this South American team in the championship for North and Central America??? (they got invited....ticket sales...) Heck, the Hosers also won today... 1-0 over Costa Rica... GO PADRES!!! GO ROCKIES!!! GO USA NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!! GO GALAXY!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! 766 bottles of beer on the wall 766 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 765 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Dodgers lose AGAIN!!!!! This time 5 to 3 against the Colorado Rockies.... GO PADRES!!! GO ROCKIES!!! GO USA NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!! GO GALAXY!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! 765 bottles of beer on the wall 765 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 764 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By goodgirl A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a hike in Yellowstone Park. While they were hiking they were attacked by 2 bears, one male and one female. The male bear dismembered and ate the Czechslovakian guy, but the lawyer managed to escape. He ran straight to the nearest Rangers station, and told them what had happened, and they sent out a group of rangers to see what was going on. Sure enough, the Rangers arrived at the place that the lawyer mentioned, and there wer the female and the male bears. So one of the Rangers took his rifle and shot the female.So the other Rangers asked "why did you shoot the female? he said that the male ate his friend" So the Ranger answers "Would you believe a lawyer if he told you that the Czech is in the male?"
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO ROCKIES!!! GO USA NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!! GO GALAXY!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! 764 bottles of beer on the wall 764 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 763 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By goodgirl A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands, and the fire crawled up her arm. Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked and took off running down the street. A police car was at the intersection where it happened, and he tried to stop her to put out her arm, but she just kept running and screaming. All the officer could think of doing was to shoot her. This took everyone by surprise. The officer ran over to her and put the fire out, then called for an ambulance. When questioned about his course of action to stop her, the officer said, "My only thought was to stop her. After all, she was waving a fire-arm."
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO ROCKIES!!! GO USA NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!! GO GALAXY!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! 763 bottles of beer on the wall 763 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 762 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By goodgirl This guy went to the doctor and said to him "Doctor....I don't know what's wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word HONDA". "That's interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?" says the doctor. The guy says "Sure." And sure enough, the doctor hears "HONDA". After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy, the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys farts say "HONDA." It is a completely out of this world medical condition. Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man to a dentist. After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up the guys mouth and examining it. The dentist says "A-haa!!!!....I have solved the problem." The patient says "What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc".....The dentist replies "Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth." The guy says "Yeah....so....What has that got to do with my farts?" The dentist replies, "Cant you see??..... Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA"
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO ROCKIES!!! GO USA NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!! GO GALAXY!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! 762 bottles of beer on the wall 762 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 761 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>The dentist replies, "Cant you see??..... Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA"<< ROFL!!!!!!!
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO ROCKIES!!! GO USA NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!! GO GALAXY!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! 761 bottles of beer on the wall 761 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 760 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By goodgirl Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. Mexicans were crazy about the stuff. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate("desperados") at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today. It is known, of course, as ...Sinko de Mayo.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO ROCKIES!!! GO USA NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!! GO GALAXY!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! 760 bottles of beer on the wall 760 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 759 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By goodgirl This is a detective story so pay close attention! Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first Padres baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the ball park. The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks. Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go. Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players are on base? Think! Think some more!! You're gonna love it...... Answer: It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!
Originally Posted By friendofdd What did the papa buffalo say to the baby buffalo before he went to work? "Bison".
Originally Posted By LadyKluck ^^^^^^^ ROFLMAO!!!!! That's what I needed first thing on Monday morning. Thank you so much!
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO ROCKIES!!! GO USA NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!! GO GALAXY!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! 759 bottles of beer on the wall 759 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 758 bottles of beer on the wall
