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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    Dalmatians!

    It was just sitting there waiting to be taken!!
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

    Frostbite.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO PADRES!!!

    GO USPS, AND LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    729 bottles of beer on the wall
    729 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    728 bottles of beer on the wall
     
    #2303 See Post, Jul 25, 2003
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    Originally Posted By wendebird

    OMG Darkbeer, I was just reminded of a moment in DL. Where were we when you started singing "100 bottles of beer on the wall"? LOL!!
     
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    I believe it was when he was our "Asian Tour Guide" headed to Pirates.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    He said he grown strong from all his dancing, but no-one believed him.
    It was obvious to all that he was bearing waltz fitness.
     
    #2306 See Post, Jul 25, 2003
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO PADRES!!!

    GO USPS, AND LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    728 bottles of beer on the wall
    728 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    727 bottles of beer on the wall
     
    #2307 See Post, Jul 25, 2003
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    hey! Don't forget you have somewhere to be later on,mister!
     
    #2308 See Post, Jul 25, 2003
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    I have to be somewhere, I wonder where that is.... the local watering hole ;)

    GO PADRES!!!

    GO USPS, AND LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    727 bottles of beer on the wall
    727 bottles of beer
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    A man walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, I think that I am God."
    "How did that start?" asked the doctor.
    "Well, first I created the sun, then the earth..."
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO PADRES!!!

    GO USPS, AND LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    726 bottles of beer on the wall
    726 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    725 bottles of beer on the wall
     
    #2311 See Post, Jul 26, 2003
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.
     
    #2312 See Post, Jul 27, 2003
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

    Bob.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO PADRES!!!

    CONGRATS TO USPS, AND LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    725 bottles of beer on the wall
    725 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    724 bottles of beer on the wall
     
    #2314 See Post, Jul 27, 2003
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no legs and no arms?





    Matt
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO PADRES!!!

    CONGRATS TO USPS, AND LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    724 bottles of beer on the wall
    724 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    723 bottles of beer on the wall
     
    #2316 See Post, Jul 27, 2003
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it's safer to harass rich women than biker gangs.
     
    #2317 See Post, Jul 27, 2003
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO PADRES!!!

    CONGRATS TO USPS, AND LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    723 bottles of beer on the wall
    723 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    722 bottles of beer on the wall
     
    #2318 See Post, Jul 27, 2003
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    Congrats to the United States Post Office? ok.
     
    #2319 See Post, Jul 28, 2003
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    USPS is the sponsor, and the name of the US cycling team that Lance Armstrong is on, who won the Tour de France Sunday.

    GO PADRES!!!

    CONGRATS TO USPS, AND LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    722 bottles of beer on the wall
    722 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    721 bottles of beer on the wall
     
    #2320 See Post, Jul 28, 2003
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