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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    A very nervous man became an investments broker. Whenever there was bad news about a company he held shares in, his nervousness would make is feet begin to sweat profusely.
    It's apparently a common trait in investment circles, though - bad news makes your socks stink.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!!!

    GO GALAXY!!! <--- Playoff Bound! :)

    GO SDSU AZTECS!!!

    YANKEES SUCK!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!!

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!


    516 bottles of beer on the wall
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    <<<<<< chuckling aloud

    You are just lurking out there today, aren't you?
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!!!

    GO GALAXY!!! <--- Playoff Bound! :)

    GO SDSU AZTECS!!!

    YANKEES SUCK!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!!

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!


    515 bottles of beer on the wall
    515 bottles of beer
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    Pass it around
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    There was a group of football fans who would only go to games when they could wear a feathered head-dress.
    Of course, they needed a sunny day for it, so they became known as wear-feather fans.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    Raiders LOSE again, this time to the Browns :)

    GO CHARGERS!!!!

    GO GALAXY!!! <--- Playoff Bound! :)

    GO SDSU AZTECS!!!

    YANKEES SUCK!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!!

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!


    514 bottles of beer on the wall
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    There is a street-seller who is well known in the area, as he tries to sell his rabbits to everyone who passes.
    People see him arriving, and say "Look, there he is again, walking his hares."
     
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    Originally Posted By DisneyCammando

    CHARGERS!!!! lose again to, everyone

    The saints are doing bad to 2-4 but they have had the statisticly most diffuclut season of all the teams this year.

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    Originally Posted By DisneyCammando

    CHARGERS!!!! lose again to, everyone

    The saints are doing bad to 2-4 but they have had the statisticly most diffuclut season of all the teams this year.

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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    "Your task is to guard this underwear," Tom's sergeant briefed them.
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    underwear.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!!!

    GO GALAXY!!! <--- Playoff Bound! :)

    GO SDSU AZTECS!!!

    YANKEES SUCK!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!!

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!


    512 bottles of beer on the wall
    512 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    511 bottles of beer on the wall
     
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    Originally Posted By Elderp

    Poor post. *Start doing an impromptu John Lennon*

    "Let it be, Let it be, Let it be..."
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!!!

    GO GALAXY!!! <--- Playoff Bound! :)

    GO SDSU AZTECS!!!

    YANKEES SUCK!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!!

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!


    511 bottles of beer on the wall
    511 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    510 bottles of beer on the wall
     
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    Originally Posted By Elderp

    I personally have decided this topic will not die as the AA Lincoln says "Live, you must live..."
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Q: A note left for a pianist from his wife:
    A: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
     
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    Originally Posted By jraraiza

    Week 2:
    Hair on legs is very much noticable. I am experiencing lack of moisture though. Not sure its because leg hair requires all moisture or because leg hair causes me to scratch from itchy feeling. Which in turn makes legs dry. Weather here in California is heated up again. Whats that about? I cant wear shorts cuzz im furry. May have to end this experiment.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!!!

    GO GALAXY!!! <--- Playoff Bound! :)

    GO SDSU AZTECS!!!

    YANKEES SUCK!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!!

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!


    510 bottles of beer on the wall
    510 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    509 bottles of beer on the wall
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    "You seem to be wearing your mink coat inside-out," Tom inferred.
     
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    Originally Posted By Elderp

    <--- Would never think of shaving his legs.
     
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