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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    Wendebird, thats one of my favorite jokes.
     
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    Originally Posted By wendebird

    Really? Did you hear what the man said after flying in from NY?












    Man, are my arms tired!
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    GO SDSU AZTECS!!!

    GO LAKERS!!! Still Undefeated (5-0)....

    GO LA KINGS!!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!


    475 bottles of beer on the wall
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    One frog croaks to the other, "Time’s fun when you’re having flies!"
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    GO SDSU AZTECS!!!

    GO LAKERS!!!

    GO LA KINGS!!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!


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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    I plan to work in a cemetery,"
    Tom plotted gravely.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    GO SDSU AZTECS!!!

    GO LAKERS!!!

    GO LA KINGS!!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!


    473 bottles of beer on the wall
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Matador - Someone who simply loves carpets and rugs.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!!!

    GO GALAXY!!!

    GO SDSU AZTECS!!!

    GO LAKERS!!!

    GO LA KINGS!!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!


    472 bottles of beer on the wall
    472 bottles of beer
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    471 bottles of beer on the wall
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Looking after octuplets", by Hans Full
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!!! <--- Flutie beats the Vikings :)

    GO SDSU AZTECS!!! <--- Beats UNLV

    GO LAKERS!!!

    GO LA KINGS!!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! <--- Tied for last place in the NFL :)

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!


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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Why was the Zombie surprised when his ghoulfiend showed up for their date at 11pm?
    He didn't ex-spectre until midnight.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!!! <--- Flutie beats the Vikings :)

    GO SDSU AZTECS!!! <--- Beats UNLV

    GO LAKERS!!!

    GO LA KINGS!!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! <--- Tied for last place in the NFL :)

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!


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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    There is a street-seller who is well known in the area, as he tries to sell his rabbits to everyone who passes.
    People see him arriving, and say "Look, there he is again, walking his hares."
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!!! <--- Flutie beats the Vikings :)

    GO SDSU AZTECS!!! <--- Beats UNLV

    GO LAKERS!!!

    GO LA KINGS!!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! <--- Tied for last place in the NFL :)

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!


    469 bottles of beer on the wall
    469 bottles of beer
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    Pass it around
    468 bottles of beer on the wall
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Coming soon: Timepieces for astronaughts. Watch this space!
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!!! <--- Flutie beats the Vikings :)

    GO SDSU AZTECS!!!

    GO LAKERS!!!

    GO LA KINGS!!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! <--- Tied for last place in the NFL :)

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!


    468 bottles of beer on the wall
    468 bottles of beer
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    Pass it around
    467 bottles of beer on the wall
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Upper Case: The luggage on the top of the pile.
    Caps Lock: A fastening to keep your hat on your head.
    Keyboard: The row of hooks where you keep your keys.
    Space Bar: A sleazy joint where martians like to hang out.
    Return Key: The address on a key tag, saying where to return it if found.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    Thought I almost won ;)

    GO CHARGERS!!!!

    GO SDSU AZTECS!!!

    GO LAKERS!!!

    GO LA KINGS!!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! <--- Tied for last place in the NFL :)

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!


    467 bottles of beer on the wall
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Not a chance of that happening.
     
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