Originally Posted By friendofdd Did you hear about the mathematician who turned off his heating because he wanted to be cold and calculating?
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO SDSU AZTECS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LA KINGS!!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! 357 bottles of beer on the wall 357 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 356 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer BYU SUCKS!!!!! Coach Steve Fisher of the SDSU Aztecs gets his 250th win, and takes the lead in the Mountain West Conference... (Life is Good, BYU was favored to win the MWC... GO SDSU AZTECS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LA KINGS!!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! 356 bottles of beer on the wall 356 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 355 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By MissCandice I work at AAA,elderP. The offer still stands too, I gotta go to work in about 10 minutes.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer BYU SUCKS!!!! GO SDSU AZTECS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LA KINGS!!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! 355 bottles of beer on the wall 355 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 354 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd Three of my fingers are willing to write, but my thumb and forefinger are opposed.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer BYU SUCKS!!!! GO SDSU AZTECS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LA KINGS!!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! 354 bottles of beer on the wall 354 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 353 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd "Tiger Woods was lost on the golf course, but I've located him," said Tom profoundly.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer BYU SUCKS!!!! GO SDSU AZTECS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LA KINGS!!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! 353 bottles of beer on the wall 353 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 352 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd I'm a baker for the army. When I go to war, I go in all buns glazing.
Originally Posted By Elderp King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Crosus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Crosus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it." "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the King!" Crosus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star... it makes no difference who you are!"
Originally Posted By Darkbeer BYU SUCKS!!!! GO SDSU AZTECS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LA KINGS!!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! 352 bottles of beer on the wall 352 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 351 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than have a full frontal lobotomy.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer BYU SUCKS!!!! (Check the MWC standings, they are in LAST Place GO SDSU AZTECS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LA KINGS!!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! 351 bottles of beer on the wall 351 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 350 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd I looked up synonyms for "diet" in my thesaurus, and found myself at words for a loss.
