Originally Posted By friendofdd Ken: My uncle fell off a scaffolding and was killed. Bob: What was he doing up on the scaffolding? Ken: Getting hanged.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO LAKERS!!! *How about them Spurs....HeeHee RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! (Lost 5 in a row DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! 309 bottles of beer on the wall 309 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 308 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd Illuminated golf courses were invented for people who liked swinging nightclubs.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO LAKERS!!! *How about them Spurs....HeeHee RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! (Lost 5 in a row DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! 308 bottles of beer on the wall 308 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 307 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd "Quiquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur." ("Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.")
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! Back in First place GO LAKERS!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! (Lost 6 in a row DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! 307 bottles of beer on the wall 307 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 306 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd Never put a wrench in your shoe. I recommend that you socket instead.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! Back in First place GO LAKERS!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! (Lost 6 in a row DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! 306 bottles of beer on the wall 306 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 305 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd Two nuclear physicists got married recently. The ceremony was beautiful - she was absolutely radiant, and he was glowing too. Even the bridesmaids shone.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! Back in First place GO LAKERS!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! 305 bottles of beer on the wall 305 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 304 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Darkbeer did a fantastic job with the photos of Journey to Atlantis. The captions were a hoot! If you agree, post nothing below this line. __________________________________________________
Originally Posted By Elderp LOL I liked them but no offense Darbeer you need to lay off the trigger finger! Too many!!!
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! Back in First place GO LAKERS!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! 304 bottles of beer on the wall 304 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 303 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd The meteorologist was absolutely convinced of his theory on air currents. He had the air of a man of strong convections.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! Back in First place GO LAKERS!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a> 303 bottles of beer on the wall 303 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 302 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Elderp A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced this week that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots. On one side of the coin will be Teddy Roosevelt and on the other side, Nathan Hale. Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the spokesman replied, "Now, when you toss a coin you can simply call.... 'Ted's or Hale's'."
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! Back in First place GO LAKERS!!! Won again tonight, up 2 games to 1 in the series RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a> 302 bottles of beer on the wall 302 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 301 bottles of beer on the wall
