Originally Posted By Lisann22 "It'll take me at least a week to dig up all my dolls in the cemetery." --Tootie.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 "You know, suits are like men. They like to step out every once in a while with a pretty dress." --Grandpa.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 The moment I saw him smile I knew he was just my style My only regret is we've never met Though I dream of him all the while How can I ignore the Boy Next Door? I love him more than I can say Doesn't try to please me, doesn't even tease me And he never sees me glance his way And though I'm heartsore, the Boy Next Door Affection for me won't display I just adore him, so I can't ignore him The Boy Next Door
Originally Posted By Lisann22 'Tootie': I expect she won't live through the night. She has four fatal diseases. Mr. Neely: And it only takes one. 'Tootie': But she's gonna have a beautiful funeral in a cigar box my Papa gave me, all wrapped in silver paper. Mr. Neely: That's the way to go if you have to go. 'Tootie': Oh, she has to go.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 I was drunk last night, dear Mother I was drunk the night before But if you forgive me Mother I'll never get drunk anymore
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Agnes: She killed him all alone. Hey, wait a minute. Listen, listen. Quiet. Quiet. Tootie killed the Braukoffs single-handed. She's the bravest of them all! Another child: Yeah, Tootie's the most horrible! (The children cheer Tootie.)
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Rose: If there ever was a time we definitely needed every ounce of allure, it's tonight. If we're going to wreck Lucille Ballard's evening, we've simply got to be a sensation. Esther: Rose, don't you think I could be a sensation without the corset? Rose: You're competing with an Eastern girl. I'll wager Lucille Ballard doesn't make a move without a corset. Esther: Well, I certainly don't relish wearing this thing. But pride has come to the rescue. For tonight, I'll do anything. Rose: It'll be worth it. If we can create a breathtaking effect, it'll be simple to monopolize all the worthwhile men. Esther: Exactly. There are only going to be about twenty boys worth looking at anyway. We can certainly handle twenty men. I should hope! Can you handle ten? Rose: Seven or eight. Esther: If you'll guarantee eight, I can h... (standing up, her words are cut short) ..I can handle the rest of them. Rose: What about John Truett? Esther (planning her strategy): Oh, I'll devote myself to John. But in between times, I'm going to make my presence felt amongst the others.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer I love my Girlfriend!!! GO PADRES!!!! First Place in the NL West! Won last night!!! GO CHARGERS!!!! GO LA GALAXY!!! CHIVAS USA SUCKS!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! (YES THEY DO!!!!!) DODGERS SUCK!!! KITTIES ARE EVIL!!! (A comment from Deogee!) DISNEYLAND OPENED TO THE PUBLIC ON JULY 18th, 1955. DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN, THE 2005 SNACKIE WINNER!!! POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a> 13,227 bottles of beer on the wall 13,227 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 13,226 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By LilliBelle Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer I love my Girlfriend!!! GO US NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!! Trindad and Tobago SUCKS!!!! GO PADRES!!!! First Place in the NL West! GO CHARGERS!!!! GO LA GALAXY!!! CHIVAS USA SUCKS!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! (YES THEY DO!!!!!) DODGERS SUCK!!! KITTIES ARE EVIL!!! (A comment from Deogee!) DISNEYLAND OPENED TO THE PUBLIC ON JULY 18th, 1955. DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN, THE 2005 SNACKIE WINNER!!! POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a> 13,226 bottles of beer on the wall 13,226 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 13,225 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom I love my boyfriend!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! (NOT!!!!!) DODGERS SUCK!!! KITTIES ARE EVIL!!! (A comment from Deogee!) DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD, BUT PRETZELS ARE BETTER, ESPECIALLY CREAM CHEESE FILLED PRETZELS. 13,225 bottles of beer on the wall 13,225 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 13,224 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle the next person that posts in this thread HATES their significant other (aka boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/etc.)
