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    Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate

    friendofdd, I's a makin ya an honorary pirate o sorts. Yer always aroun on the boat anyways.

    You can be my varlet, but I'll probably kill you tomorrow.
     
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    Originally Posted By u k fan

    Ok, I'm here now I can kill a topic at 50 paces.

    All of you pretenders to the throne can leave now and start new topics. If you're lucky they won't catch my eye, but if you make your topic too interesting I will hunt it down and with the wily cunning of a stealth bomber I will post and destroy!!

    You cannot defeat me!

    Mua ha ha ha ha !!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Is a varlet the one who takes care of the Captains clothes?

    I guess I can do it if you have a steam iron.

    But I insist on keeping the badgers with me.
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    Scooter be here. Arrrr!

    Revenge be a pricey commodity, Cap'n. An' slippery. Think careful like. Mebbe Miss UnderTwo kin help us once we git to that Briar Patch or wherever we be heddin'.


    *sniffs air*


    Is that odor o' wombat a lil' stronger up here today?
     
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    Originally Posted By u k fan

    Nice try friendofdd, but even posting at the same time as me will not defeat me!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate

    Arr! Who be you, uk fan? If ye is a commin aboard, ya gots ta pass a pirate's test an gits yer pirate name. We're a settin sail soon, so make up yer mind.
     
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    Originally Posted By jlin714

    *follows the badgers in, looks up startled when MOP hisses at her*

    Yessir! Deadeye reporting!
     
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    Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate

    An I aint a gonna kill miss unnertoo, Scooter, jes take her prisoner.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Scooter, thats a real ugly and smelly old sea-bag you've got your kit in. It befits a pirate.
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    Mebbe she kin teach us how to make some o' that fancy writin' paper. Then we kin write some nice lookin' ransum notes.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Does a very heavy rowboat qualify as a hunky dory?
     
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    Originally Posted By oneeyeukfanjack

    Ha Ha!

    I be here to come on board Mateys!

    Have ye got room for an old sea dog like me?!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    If it does, is it a ringy dinghy?
     
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    Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate

    ye can git yer pirate name iffin ya can plot our course fer our next destination:

    Find me th 'In-n-Out' burger place in Waikiki!
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    Thankee for the kind words, friendo'dd. I'm ketchin' on to this piratin' life. I figure about five, mebbe six more fortnights an' I won't e'en miss my superholdin' hair gel.
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    Cap'n, ya decide agin' raidin' Mr. Knott's Briar Patch, didja?
     
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    Originally Posted By oneeyeukfanjack

    Ah Waikiki, I aven't been there for many a moon, but I'm sure it'll all come floodin back once I feel that salty spray in my face!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    (Whispering quietly)

    You do realize MOP is trying to kill this topic himself, don't you?
     
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    Originally Posted By oneeyeukfanjack

    I'll never be defeated, never I say!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By amazon belle

    I'm confused.
     
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