Originally Posted By FutureworldGoofy Inspector: >>Stand back!<< Why, you have something planned to up Amazon? By the way... is this thread reminding anyone else besides just me of that old Carol Burnette (sp?) Show episode with the crashing airplane? You know, where the plane's going to crash and on board the nun's playing guitar while singing "99 Bottles of Beer on The Wall" continuously, and then another passenger comes up and shouts that she's driving him crazy. He shouts something like, "I'm SICK of it!! I'm so SICK of it, SHUT UP! You just keep sitting there DRIVING ME CRAZY going <sarcastically mimicking her with fake strumming> '99 bottles of beer on the wallll!!!' I'm SICK of it!"
Originally Posted By amazon belle 84 bottles of beer on the wall 84 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 83 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <<I'm thirsty. Is there anything to drink around here?>> <<Tap water with a dash of baking soda.>> <<Stand back!>> "Stand back!" is because the only time I've ever known anyone to drink water with baking soda is because they had indigestion and the mixture made them belch and feel better. I had a comical image of some loud unladylike behavior from our sweet, demure, blushing petal, MissCandice. =)
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Here is the info on Two-Buck Chuck... <a href="http://www.sltrib.com/2003/Jan/01262003/sunday/22715.asp" target="_blank">http://www.sltrib.com/2003/Jan /01262003/sunday/22715.asp</a> 83 bottles of beer on the wall 83 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 82 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By FaMulan 82 bottles of beer on the wall 82 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 81 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By LVCajun Dough, the stuff that buys me beer. Ray, the guy who brings me beer. Me, the guy who drinks the beer. Far, a long way to get beer. So, I'll have another beer. La, I'll have another beer. Tea, no thanks I'm having beer. That will bring us back to... (reaching the crescendo of his toast, Homer looks into his beer mug, which is empty) ...DOH!!! --Homer Simpson
Originally Posted By LVCajun 10 rem Bywater Basic version of 99 Bottles of beer (Bottles.bas) 20 rem Philipp Winterberg, <a href="http://www.winterbergs.de" target="_blank">http://www.winterbergs.de</a> 30 40 for b=99 to 1 step -1 50 print str$(b) + " bottle(s) of beer on the wall," 60 print str$(b) + " bottle(s) of beer." 70 print "Take one down, pass it around," 80 print str$(b-1) + " bottle(s) of beer on the wall." + chr$(13) + chr$(10) 90 next b 99 end
Originally Posted By LVCajun rem ASIC version of 99 Bottles of beer (Bottles.asi) rem Philipp Winterberg, <a href="http://www.winterbergs.de" target="_blank">http://www.winterbergs.de</a> cls b = 99 bottles: print b; print " bottle(s) of beer on the wall," print b; print " bottle(s) of beer." print "Take one down, pass it around," b = b - 1 print b; print " bottle(s) of beer on the wall." print if B>0 then bottles: end
Originally Posted By LVCajun { PascalX [English] version of 99 Bottles of beer (Bottles.pas) } { Philipp Winterberg, <a href="http://www.winterbergs.de" target="_blank">http://www.winterbergs.de</a> } program Bottles; var b: bigint; a, c: string[20]; begin a:= ' bottle(s) of beer'; c:= ' on the wall'; for b:=99 downto 1 do writeln(b, a, c, ', '+chr(13)+chr(10), b, a, '.'+ chr(13)+chr(10)+'Take one down, pass it around,'+ chr(13)+chr(10),(b-1),a,c,'.'+chr(13)+chr(10)) end.
Originally Posted By LVCajun /* Turbo C version of 99 Bottles of beer (Bottles.c) */ /* Philipp Winterberg, #include <stdio.h> int b; main() { for (b = 99; b > 0; b--) printf("%d bottle(s) of beer on the wall,\n%d %s\n%s\n%d %s", b, b, "bottle(s) of beer.", "Take one down, pass it around,", (b-1), "bottle(s) of beer on the wall.\n\n"); }
Originally Posted By amazon belle lol at #1009 I didn't understand anything else from you LVCajun... you're not killing the topic that way.... nice try though.
Originally Posted By amazon belle 81 bottles of beer on the wall 81 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 80 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By FutureworldGoofy Oh, really? Just as long as *I* keep occasionally writing, the topic isn't dead. Moohahahahaha...
Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle Homer Simpson ROCKS... maybe Disney 'll buy the rights to the Simpsons and make a Simpson themed dark ride...
Originally Posted By friendofdd Another dull day as amateurs pathetically try to be the last poster on this topic.
Originally Posted By MissCandice Thanks for the 2 buck chuck info,Darkbeer. If I drank wine I'd make a Trader Joe run now. And as for you,Inspector,I never burp,I belch,thank you very much.
Originally Posted By MissCandice Friendofdd. I laugh in the face of your attempt to psych us out here. HA I say, HA!
