Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle "Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." -Ferris Bueller
Originally Posted By LVCajun <<I don't like beer...How about a lemon drop? )>> Apple martini please..
Originally Posted By LVCajun "Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I'll have a Duff, You have one too"
Originally Posted By LVCajun Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. [cheerily] The doctor thought I might have brain damage. Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story? Homer: I like stories
Originally Posted By LVCajun When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased With a fake ID My name was Brian McGee I stayed up listening to Queen When I was seventeen.
Originally Posted By LVCajun I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal. You know why? Whenever Marge turns on one of her "non-violent" programs, I take a walk. I go to a bar, I pound a few, then I stumble home in the mood for looooove.
Originally Posted By LVCajun Marge : Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday. Homer : Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!
Originally Posted By LVCajun All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Originally Posted By LVCajun And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Originally Posted By LVCajun "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get."
Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle >>All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.<< quite possible the most profound thing ever spoken by man (or cartoon)
Originally Posted By ComicRider I think this topic was created for the purpose of living, not dying. We've all been tricked.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer 75 bottles of beer on the wall 75 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 74 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By LVCajun <<Now what shall we sue for? >> I personally would like a lifetime AP and a year supply of churros and Mone Cristo Sandwiches.
