Originally Posted By friendofdd Oh! me, Oh! my, Oh! you! I don't know what to do. Hal-le-lu-jah! The quest-ion is pe-cu-liar. its got me on the go, I'd give a lot of dough, If some-one here would tell me is it "yes" or is it "no"
Originally Posted By Darkbeer It's a world of laughter A world of tears It's a world of hopes And a world of fears There's so much that we share That it's time we're aware It's a small world after all There is just one moon And one golden sun And a smile means Friendship to ev'ryone Though the mountains divide And the oceans are wide It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small, small world
Originally Posted By Darkbeer 59 bottles of beer on the wall 59 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 58 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd Oh! me, Oh! my, Oh! you! I don't know what to do. Hal-le-lu-jah! The quest-ion is pe-cu-liar. its got me on the go, I'd give a lot of dough, If some-one here would tell me is it "yes" or is it "no" "Does the Spear-mint lose its flav-or on the bed-post o - ver night? If you chew it in the morn-ing will it be too hard to bite?
Originally Posted By LVCajun When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner!
Originally Posted By LVCajun Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
Originally Posted By LVCajun CHALMERS: Are these children as smart as they look? PRINCIPAL SKINNER: Well, let's pick one at random... ummmm how about that one? CHALMERS: You mean this boy here? SKINNER: Nooo! Lisa Simpson CHALMERS: When was the Battle of New Orleans? LISA: January 8th, 1815. Two weeks after the war ended CHALMERS: First rate RALPH: What's a battle?
Originally Posted By LVCajun RALPH: Miss Hoover? MISS HOOVER: Yes Ralph what is it? RALPH: My worm went in my mouth and I then ate it, can I have another one? MISS HOOVER: No Ralph there aren't anymore. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning RALPH: Oh boy Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
Originally Posted By LVCajun This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
Originally Posted By LVCajun Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Originally Posted By LVCajun Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you? Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something.
Originally Posted By LVCajun "We're done done for. We're done done for! we're done diddly done for! We're done diddly doodley done diddly doodley done diddly doodley..."
Originally Posted By LVCajun "My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r, My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r..."
Originally Posted By friendofdd Oh! me, Oh! my, Oh! you! I don't know what to do. Hal-le-lu-jah! The quest-ion is pe-cu-liar. its got me on the go, I'd give a lot of dough, If some-one here would tell me is it "yes" or is it "no" "Does the Spear-mint lose its flav-or on the bed-post o - ver night? If you chew it in the morn-ing will it be too hard to bite? Can't you see I'm go - ing craz-y, won't some - bod - y put me right? Does the Spear-mint lose its flav-or on the bed-post o - ver night?"
Originally Posted By FutureworldGoofy Oh man, you guys make me crack up so much... and I thought my own attempts to kill this topic were silly? P.S. I can't believe that someone actually started singing "The Time Warp" on here! Let's just not repeat anything ELSE from that said film, especially not the sarcastic wisecracks the audiences always makes when mocking it, and we'll all be okay...
Originally Posted By Darkbeer 58 bottles of beer on the wall 58 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 57 bottles of beer on the wall
