Originally Posted By Darkbeer Hi Candice! Wheeeeeee, huh? Did you just ride the carousel at the San Diego Zoo? And did you get the brass ring? GO PADRES!!! 43 bottles of beer on the wall 43 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 42 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 I never had the pleasure. I did, ummmmmm... [Gulps.] I, ahhhh, I did kind of enjoy seeing John Davidson, though.
Originally Posted By friendofdd I know you have all been wondering about this marvelous song I've been singing. Now I will sing it in in's entirety and with full blue-grass band accompaniment Does The Spearmint Lose Its Flavor [On The Bedpost Over Night?] Verse 1 Oh! me, Oh! my, Oh! you! I don't know what to do. Hal-le-lu-jah! The quest-ion is pe-cu-liar. its got me on the go, I'd give a lot of dough, If some-one here would tell me is it "yes" or is it "no" Chorus 1 "Does the Spear-mint lose its flav-or on the bed-post o - ver night? If you chew it in the morn-ing will it be too hard to bite? Can't you see I'm go - ing craz-y, won't some - bod - y put me right? *Does the Spear-mint lose its flav-or on the bed-post o - ver night?" Verse 2 The na-tion rose as one, And sent its fav-'rite son, To the White House, This might-y coun-try's light-house. He saw the Pres-i-dent, He said that, "I've been sent, To solve the burn-ing ques-tion that in - volves the con-ti - nent" Chorus 2 "Does the Spear-mint lose its flav-or on the bed-post o - ver night? If you pull it out like rub-ber will it snap right back and bite? If you paste it on the left side, will you find it on the right? Does the Spear-mint lose its flav-or on the bed-post o - ver night?" Verse 3 Here comes the blush-ing bride, The "boob" right at her side, To the al-tar As stead-y as Gib-ral-tar. The bride-groom has the ring, It's such a pret-ty thing, He puts it on her fing-er and the choir be-gins to sing: Chorus 3 "Does your chewing gum lose its flav-or on the bed-post o - ver night? Would you use it on your col-lar when your but-ton's not in sight? Put your hand be-neath your seat and you will find it there all right? Does your chewing gum lose its flav-or on the bed-post o - ver night?" Circa 1924 Words by Billy Rose and Marty Bloom Music by Ernest Breuer Thank you! Your thunderous applause is the only reward I seek. Well, if you insist, you can also stop posting in this topic.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! 42 bottles of beer on the wall 42 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 41 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By LVCajun <<Anyone else enjoy the Captain and Tennille in concert>> Muskrat, muskrat candlelight Doin' the town and doin' it right In the evenin' It's pretty pleasin' Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land And they shimmy And Sammy's so skinny And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Singin' and jingin' the jango Floatin' like the heavens above It looks like muskrat love Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?" And she say yes With her kisses And now he's ticklin' her fancy Rubbin' her toes Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Singin' and jingin' the jango Floatin' like the heavens above It looks like muskrat love La da da da da ...
Originally Posted By LVCajun Love, Love will keep us together Think of me babe whenever Some sweet talking guy comes along singing his song Don't mess around, You got to be strong Just Stop, 'cause I really love You Stop, I'll be thinking of you Look in my heart and let love keep us together You, You belong to me now Ain't gonna set you free now When those guys start hanging around talking me down Hear with your heart and you won't hear a sound Just Stop, 'cause I really love you Stop, I'll be thinking of you Look in my heart and let love keep us together Whatever young and beautiful Someday your looks will be gone When the others turn you off Who'll be turning you on I will, I will, I will, I will Be there to share forever Love will keep us together Said it before and I'll say it again while others pretend I'll need you now and I'll need you then Stop 'cause I really love Ya Stop I'll be thinking of Ya Look in my heart and let love keep us together
Originally Posted By LVCajun does anyone (but me) remember this little ditty from the lesser Osmond??? Long Haired Lover From Liverpool Jimmy Osmond I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool, and I'll do anything you say. I'll be your clown or your puppet or your April Fool, if you'll be my sunshine daisy from L.A. I'll be your leprechaun and sit upon an old toad stool, I'll serenade you till I'm old and gray. I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool, you'll be my sunshine daisy from L.A. You'll be my lovely daisy on the mountainside, there are lots of other flowers, too. But all the other flowers hung their heads and cried because the loveliest of all of them was you. But you were evidently the exception to the rule, I picked you quickly then I ran away. 'Cause I was your long haired lover from Liverpool, you were my sunshine daisy from L.A. I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool, and I'll do anything you ask. I'll be your clown or your puppet or your April Fool, cut my hair, I'll even wear a mask. I'll be your Valentine, and you'll be mine, and things'll be cool. We'll move along together every day. I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool, you'll be my sunshine daisy from L.A., you'll be my sunshine daisy from L.A. I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool, and I'll do anything you ask. I'll be your clown or your puppet or your April Fool, cut my hair I'll even wear a mask. I'll be your Valentine, and you'll be mine, and things'll be cool. We'll move along together every day. I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool, you'll be my sunshine daisy from L.A....
Originally Posted By LVCajun or this Osmond Brother selection Crazy Horses Osmond Brothers There's a message floatin' in the air. Comes from, Crazy horses ridin' everywhere. It's a warning, it's in every tongue. Gotta stop them crazy horses on the run. (CHORUS) What a show, there they go smokin' up the sky, yeah. Crazy horses all got riders, and they're you and I. Crazy horses (repeat 3 times) Never stop and they never die. They just keep on puffin' how they multiply. Crazy horses, will they never halt? If they keep on movin' then it's all our fault. Repeat chorus So take a good look around, see what they've done, see what they've done -- they've done-- they've done-- they've done-- they've done-- they've done-- they've done.
Originally Posted By LVCajun Down By The Lazy River Osmond Brothers What are ya doin' tonight? Ya got no place to go. Gotta get out of the city, Why dont'cha come along with me? Mighty fine out tonight, Getcha girl and hold her tight. We can take it nice and easy, you know it won't be long till we'll be, we'll be..... Down by the lazy river, come as you please. Down by the lazy river, one big family. If you're all alone, you won't be long. Just bring your guitar and sing your song. Down by the lazy river, everybody follow me. Better make up your mind, let's get the show on the road. We're gonna have a party, come along or you'll be sorry, sorry. You know there's plenty of room, come on and sing a boom boom boom. We can get nice and cozy, why don'tcha come along and mosey.... come on down, I said down, come on down, I'm goin'.... Down by the lazy river, come as you please. Down by the lazy river, one big family. (I said yeah, yeah) If you're all alone, you won't be long. Just bring your guitar and sing your song. (yeah) Down by the lazy river........ Down, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm goin' Down.......
Originally Posted By FutureworldGoofy (All of a sudden FutureworldGoofy, upon hearing this last song on this thread, rushes clumsily in and proceeds to passionately embrace this thread, bend it over backwards and dramatically kiss it with powerful romantic tenderness. Before anyone can react, he is gone.)
Originally Posted By LVCajun One Bad Apple Osmond Brothers I can tell you've been hurt by that look on your face, girl. Some guy brought sadness into your happy world. You need love, but you're afraid that if you give in, someone else will come along and sock it to ya again. One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl. Oh, give it one more try before you give up on love. One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch girl. Oh, I don't care what they say, I don't care what you heard. I could make you happy, baby, satisfy you, too. But how can I if you won't give me a chance to prove my love to you? Won't you just give me one chance? I'll give you my guarantee that you won't be hurt again. One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl. Oh, give it one more try before you give up on love. One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl. Oh, I don't care what they say, I don't care what you heard now. I've been noticing you, baby, for a long, long time. And I'm not ashamed to tell the world that you really messed up my mind. Girl, to me you're like a dream come true. I'd rather hurt myself than to ever hurt you. One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl. Oh, give it one more try before you give up on love, girl. One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl. Oh, I don't care what they say, I don't care what you heard now. One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl...
Originally Posted By LVCajun Yo-Yo Osmond Brothers Whoa, ho, ho, just like a yo yo. (just like a yo yo) Whoa, ho, ho, just like a yo yo. (just like a yo yo) Well it's hard for me to see how you got such a hold on me. First I'm up, and then I'm down. Then my heart goes around and around and around. Well, I'll bet you five dollars I'm the only fool who'll climb up a string for you. And need I say I just can't break away, you control every little thing I do. I used to be a swinger, until you wrapped me 'round your finger.... Just like a yo yo, (just like a yo yo), just like a yo yo. Turnin', turnin' love keeps a-burnin' like a fire in my heart when we're apart, but when we're back together, you keep changin' like the weather. Whoops! Now up and down like a yo yo. Just like a yo yo. Whoa, ho, ho, just like a yo yo. (just like a yo yo) Whoa, ho, ho, just like a yo yo. (just like a yo yo) Where I go, and what I do, well it all just depends on you. You build me up just to let me down. But I dare not to make a sound. (yeah) No matter what you say or do, I gotta bounce right back to you now just like a yo yo. (just like a yo yo) Just like a yo yo. 'Cause I'm so afraid you will cast me away like a beat up, worn out toy. So I hold on tight with all my might, just to be your lovin' boy. No matter what you say or do, I gotta bounce right back to you now just like a yo yo. (just like a yo yo) Just like a yo yo. Whoa, ho, ho, just like a yo yo. Whoa, ho, ho, just like a yo yo.
Originally Posted By LVCajun Puppy Love Donny Osmond And they called it puppy love Oh, I guess they'll never know How a young heart really feels And why I love her so And they called it puppy love Just because we're in our teens Tell them all it isn't fair To take away my only dream I cry each night my tears for you My tears are all in vain I'll hope and I'll pray that maybe someday You'll be back (you'll be back) in my arms (in my arms) once again (you'll be back in my arms once again) Someone, help me, help me, help me please Is the answer up above How can I, how can I tell them This is not a puppy love Someone, help me, help me, help me please (ah ah ah ah) Is the answer up above (ah ah ah ah) How can I, how can I tell them This is not a puppy love not a puppy love, oh oh oh, ah ah ah not a puppy love, ooooh
Originally Posted By FutureworldGoofy DRAT! My post was *supposed* to appear after the "Love Will Keep Us Together" post, apparently a flurry of other posts appeared to block it. Yeeech!
Originally Posted By LVCajun Never thought I would have to resort to the Osmond's to kill a topic...I feel dirty....
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 *raises head back above desk after wretching in the wastebasket* Yes, LVCajun, I remember that. I really thought I would hang in on this topic with the best of them, but I seriously fear your singing may cause me to fall from the ranks. I'm going to have to check the rules for this thread. I mean -- really! -- "Muskrat Love"?!?! Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-- *ducks head below desk again*
