Topic Murderers

Originally Posted By Darkbeer

Oops, too early...

Dalmatians!

 

Originally Posted By MissCandice

Go Padres!


Hi Darkbeer!!


Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

 

Originally Posted By Darkbeer

Hi Candice!

Wheeeeeee, huh? Did you just ride the carousel at the San Diego Zoo? And did you get the brass ring?



GO PADRES!!!

43 bottles of beer on the wall
43 bottles of beer
Take one down
Pass it around
42 bottles of beer on the wall

 

Originally Posted By lizard

Anyone else enjoy the Captain and Tennille in concert?

 

Originally Posted By Inspector 57

I never had the pleasure.

I did, ummmmmm... [Gulps.] I, ahhhh, I did kind of enjoy seeing John Davidson, though.

 

Originally Posted By friendofdd

I know you have all been wondering about this marvelous song I've been singing.

Now I will sing it in in's entirety and with full blue-grass band accompaniment

Does The Spearmint Lose Its Flavor
[On The Bedpost Over Night?]

Verse 1

Oh! me, Oh! my, Oh! you!
I don't know what to do.
Hal-le-lu-jah!
The quest-ion is pe-cu-liar.
its got me on the go,
I'd give a lot of dough,
If some-one here would tell me
is it "yes" or is it "no"

Chorus 1

"Does the Spear-mint lose its flav-or
on the bed-post o - ver night?
If you chew it in the morn-ing
will it be too hard to bite?
Can't you see I'm go - ing craz-y,
won't some - bod - y put me right?
*Does the Spear-mint lose its flav-or
on the bed-post o - ver night?"

Verse 2

The na-tion rose as one,
And sent its fav-'rite son,
To the White House,
This might-y coun-try's light-house.
He saw the Pres-i-dent,
He said that, "I've been sent,
To solve the burn-ing ques-tion
that in - volves the con-ti - nent"

Chorus 2

"Does the Spear-mint lose its flav-or
on the bed-post o - ver night?
If you pull it out like rub-ber
will it snap right back and bite?
If you paste it on the left side,
will you find it on the right?
Does the Spear-mint lose its flav-or
on the bed-post o - ver night?"

Verse 3

Here comes the blush-ing bride,
The "boob" right at her side,
To the al-tar
As stead-y as Gib-ral-tar.
The bride-groom has the ring,
It's such a pret-ty thing,
He puts it on her fing-er
and the choir be-gins to sing:

Chorus 3

"Does your chewing gum lose its flav-or
on the bed-post o - ver night?
Would you use it on your col-lar
when your but-ton's not in sight?
Put your hand be-neath your seat and
you will find it there all right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flav-or
on the bed-post o - ver night?"

Circa 1924
Words by Billy Rose and Marty Bloom
Music by Ernest Breuer



Thank you!

Your thunderous applause is the only reward I seek.

Well, if you insist, you can also stop posting in this topic.

 

Originally Posted By Darkbeer

GO PADRES!!!

42 bottles of beer on the wall
42 bottles of beer
Take one down
Pass it around
41 bottles of beer on the wall

 

Originally Posted By LVCajun

<<Anyone else enjoy the Captain and Tennille in concert>>


Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...

 

Originally Posted By LVCajun

Love, Love will keep us together
Think of me babe whenever
Some sweet talking guy comes along singing his song
Don't mess around,
You got to be strong
Just Stop, 'cause I really love You
Stop, I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

You, You belong to me now
Ain't gonna set you free now
When those guys start hanging around talking me down
Hear with your heart and you won't hear a sound
Just Stop, 'cause I really love you
Stop, I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

Whatever young and beautiful
Someday your looks will be gone
When the others turn you off
Who'll be turning you on

I will, I will, I will, I will
Be there to share forever
Love will keep us together
Said it before and I'll say it again while others pretend
I'll need you now and I'll need you then
Stop 'cause I really love Ya
Stop I'll be thinking of Ya
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

 

Originally Posted By LVCajun

does anyone (but me) remember this little ditty from the lesser Osmond???

Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
Jimmy Osmond

I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool,
and I'll do anything you say.
I'll be your clown or your puppet or your April Fool,
if you'll be my sunshine daisy from L.A.

I'll be your leprechaun and sit upon an old toad stool,
I'll serenade you till I'm old and gray.
I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool,
you'll be my sunshine daisy from L.A.

You'll be my lovely daisy on the mountainside,
there are lots of other flowers, too.
But all the other flowers hung their heads and cried
because the loveliest of all of them was you.

But you were evidently the exception to the rule,
I picked you quickly then I ran away.
'Cause I was your long haired lover from Liverpool,
you were my sunshine daisy from L.A.

I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool,
and I'll do anything you ask.
I'll be your clown or your puppet or your April Fool,
cut my hair, I'll even wear a mask.

I'll be your Valentine, and you'll be mine, and things'll be cool.
We'll move along together every day.
I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool,
you'll be my sunshine daisy from L.A.,
you'll be my sunshine daisy from L.A.

I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool,
and I'll do anything you ask.
I'll be your clown or your puppet or your April Fool,
cut my hair I'll even wear a mask.

I'll be your Valentine, and you'll be mine, and things'll be cool.
We'll move along together every day.
I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool,
you'll be my sunshine daisy from L.A....

 

Originally Posted By LVCajun

or this Osmond Brother selection

Crazy Horses
Osmond Brothers
There's a message floatin' in the air.
Comes from, Crazy horses ridin' everywhere.
It's a warning, it's in every tongue.
Gotta stop them crazy horses on the run.

(CHORUS) What a show, there they go smokin' up the sky, yeah.
Crazy horses all got riders, and they're you and I.
Crazy horses (repeat 3 times)

Never stop and they never die.
They just keep on puffin' how they multiply.
Crazy horses, will they never halt?
If they keep on movin' then it's all our fault.

Repeat chorus

So take a good look around,
see what they've done, see what they've done --
they've done--
they've done--
they've done--
they've done--
they've done--
they've done.

 

Originally Posted By LVCajun

Down By The Lazy River
Osmond Brothers

What are ya doin' tonight?
Ya got no place to go.
Gotta get out of the city,
Why dont'cha come along with me?

Mighty fine out tonight,
Getcha girl and hold her tight.
We can take it nice and easy,
you know it won't be long till we'll be, we'll be.....

Down by the lazy river,
come as you please.
Down by the lazy river,
one big family.
If you're all alone,
you won't be long.
Just bring your guitar and sing your song.
Down by the lazy river,
everybody follow me.

Better make up your mind,
let's get the show on the road.
We're gonna have a party,
come along or you'll be sorry, sorry.

You know there's plenty of room,
come on and sing a boom boom boom.
We can get nice and cozy,
why don'tcha come along and mosey....

come on down,
I said down,
come on down,
I'm goin'....

Down by the lazy river,
come as you please.
Down by the lazy river,
one big family. (I said yeah, yeah)
If you're all alone,
you won't be long.
Just bring your guitar and sing your song. (yeah)
Down by the lazy river........
Down, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm goin'
Down.......

 

Originally Posted By FutureworldGoofy

(All of a sudden FutureworldGoofy, upon hearing this last song on this thread, rushes clumsily in and proceeds to passionately embrace this thread, bend it over backwards and dramatically kiss it with powerful romantic tenderness. Before anyone can react, he is gone.)

 

Originally Posted By LVCajun

One Bad Apple
Osmond Brothers
I can tell you've been hurt
by that look on your face, girl.
Some guy brought sadness into your happy world.
You need love, but you're afraid that if you give in,
someone else will come along
and sock it to ya again.

One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, give it one more try before you give up on love.
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch girl.
Oh, I don't care what they say,
I don't care what you heard.

I could make you happy, baby,
satisfy you, too.
But how can I if you won't give me a chance
to prove my love to you?
Won't you just give me one chance?
I'll give you my guarantee that you won't be hurt again.

One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, give it one more try
before you give up on love.
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, I don't care what they say,
I don't care what you heard now.

I've been noticing you, baby,
for a long, long time.
And I'm not ashamed to tell the world
that you really messed up my mind.
Girl, to me you're like a dream come true.
I'd rather hurt myself than to ever hurt you.

One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, give it one more try
before you give up on love, girl.
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, I don't care what they say,
I don't care what you heard now.
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl...

 

Originally Posted By LVCajun

Yo-Yo
Osmond Brothers
Whoa, ho, ho, just like a yo yo. (just like a yo yo)
Whoa, ho, ho, just like a yo yo. (just like a yo yo)

Well it's hard for me to see
how you got such a hold on me.
First I'm up, and then I'm down.
Then my heart goes around and around and around.
Well, I'll bet you five dollars I'm the only fool
who'll climb up a string for you.
And need I say I just can't break away,
you control every little thing I do.
I used to be a swinger,
until you wrapped me 'round your finger....
Just like a yo yo, (just like a yo yo), just like a yo yo.

Turnin', turnin' love keeps a-burnin'
like a fire in my heart when we're apart,
but when we're back together,
you keep changin' like the weather.
Whoops! Now up and down like a yo yo.
Just like a yo yo.

Whoa, ho, ho, just like a yo yo. (just like a yo yo)
Whoa, ho, ho, just like a yo yo. (just like a yo yo)
Where I go, and what I do,
well it all just depends on you.
You build me up just to let me down.
But I dare not to make a sound. (yeah)
No matter what you say or do,
I gotta bounce right back to you now
just like a yo yo. (just like a yo yo)
Just like a yo yo.

'Cause I'm so afraid you will cast me away
like a beat up, worn out toy.
So I hold on tight with all my might,
just to be your lovin' boy.
No matter what you say or do,
I gotta bounce right back to you now
just like a yo yo. (just like a yo yo)
Just like a yo yo.

Whoa, ho, ho, just like a yo yo.
Whoa, ho, ho, just like a yo yo.

 

Originally Posted By LVCajun

Puppy Love
Donny Osmond

And they called it puppy love
Oh, I guess they'll never know
How a young heart really feels
And why I love her so

And they called it puppy love
Just because we're in our teens
Tell them all it isn't fair
To take away my only dream

I cry each night my tears for you
My tears are all in vain
I'll hope and I'll pray that maybe someday
You'll be back (you'll be back)
in my arms (in my arms)
once again (you'll be back in my arms once again)

Someone, help me, help me, help me please
Is the answer up above
How can I, how can I tell them
This is not a puppy love

Someone, help me, help me, help me please (ah ah ah ah)
Is the answer up above (ah ah ah ah)
How can I, how can I tell them
This is not a puppy love
not a puppy love, oh oh oh, ah ah ah
not a puppy love, ooooh

 

Originally Posted By FutureworldGoofy

DRAT! My post was *supposed* to appear after the "Love Will Keep Us Together" post, apparently a flurry of other posts appeared to block it. Yeeech!

 

Originally Posted By LVCajun

Never thought I would have to resort to the Osmond's to kill a topic...I feel dirty....

 

Originally Posted By Inspector 57

*raises head back above desk after wretching in the wastebasket*

Yes, LVCajun, I remember that.

I really thought I would hang in on this topic with the best of them, but I seriously fear your singing may cause me to fall from the ranks. I'm going to have to check the rules for this thread. I mean -- really! -- "Muskrat Love"?!?!

Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu--

*ducks head below desk again*

 

Originally Posted By LVCajun

LOL...i could win this yet