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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    *raises head. Says weakly and with watery eyes*

    Too many posts too fast! I meant I remembered that stupid Jimmy Osmond so-- sooooo-- soo--

    Whuuuuuuuuuu--

    *disappears*
     
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    Originally Posted By FutureworldGoofy

    (FutureworldGoofy, upon seeing this avalanche of lyrics suddenly appearing and seeing that it makes him look like he's kissing The OSMONDS, SCREAMS in TERROR and rushes back into the thread for a huge tube of toothpaste and mouthwash. He goes berzerk brushing his teeth, rinsing out his mouth and finally takes a plunger to his face in a desperate attempt to get rid of any such possibilities. Before anyone can react, he is again gone.)

    ;)
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    *Loudly, in a sing-song chant:*

    Goooofy kissed the Ooooooooos-monds!
    Goooofy kissed the Ooooooooos-monds!
    Goooofy kissed the Ooooooooos-monds!
     
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    Originally Posted By LVCajun

    All Lvcajun posts performed by...

    Osmond Auto-Lyric 2000 -"When you have to post Osmond lyrics fast...rely on OAL2K"

    franchises available
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO PADRES!!!

    41 bottles of beer on the wall
    41 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    40 bottles of beer on the wall
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    *arm reaches up from under the desk*

    Gimme one of those!
     
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    Originally Posted By LVCajun

    <<Goooofy kissed the Ooooooooos-monds!>>

    I could live with that if it was Marie... mmmm my first pre-adolesent(sp) crush.

    "Paper Roses...."
     
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    Originally Posted By FutureworldGoofy

    It's sounds like Inspector is saying "Goofy kissed the OOZE-monds" the way he spelled it, LOL!

    Actually, "Ooze-monds" would be pretty appropriate! BLEAH! ;)
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    **hand to mouth,getting up and running full speed to the bathroom**
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    Whatever you do,do not,I repeat DO NOT read 2 days posts from this topic in one sitting.
     
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    Originally Posted By lizard

    Ricky Martins next hit...
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    Padres 6, Dodgers 1 :)

    <a href="http://www.boston.com/dailynews/093/sports/Padres_6_Dodgers_1_:.shtml" target="_blank">http://www.boston.com/dailynew
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    >>They wore camouflage jerseys to honor the military. And they won, decisively.

    Jake Peavy struck out a career-high 11 and combined with two relievers on a two-hitter as the Padres beat the Los Angeles Dodgers 6-1 Thursday to snap a three-game losing streak. Mark Loretta hit a three-run triple to highlight the five-run fourth, when the Padres took their first lead of the season.

    ''I think it was big for this ballclub, just to get our first win and the way we did it,'' the 21-year-old Peavy said. ''We had good pitching, we had timely hitting. There's not a lot of big-name guys on this team and we're not expected to do much, but we're going to get after it.'' <<

    GO PADRES!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
    You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
    You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to.
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    Roger Miller?
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Inspector, your age is showing again.

    You got it on the first try.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO PADRES!!!

    40 bottles of beer on the wall
    40 bottles of beer
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    39 bottles of beer on the wall
     
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    Originally Posted By lizard

    Tom Arnold is underrated as an actor.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage,
    You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage,
    You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage,
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to.

    All you've got to do is put your mind to it,
    Knuckle down, buckle down,
    Do it, Do it, Do it.
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    <<Inspector, your age is showing again.>>

    What the heck. Might as well go all out then:


    How'd ya like to swing on a star?
    Carry moonbeams home in a jar
    And be better off than you are

    Or would you rather be a pig?
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    You can't go swimming in a baseball pool,
    You can't go swimming in a baseball pool,
    You can't go swimming in a baseball pool,
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to.
     
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