Originally Posted By Inspector 57 *raises head. Says weakly and with watery eyes* Too many posts too fast! I meant I remembered that stupid Jimmy Osmond so-- sooooo-- soo-- Whuuuuuuuuuu-- *disappears*
Originally Posted By FutureworldGoofy (FutureworldGoofy, upon seeing this avalanche of lyrics suddenly appearing and seeing that it makes him look like he's kissing The OSMONDS, SCREAMS in TERROR and rushes back into the thread for a huge tube of toothpaste and mouthwash. He goes berzerk brushing his teeth, rinsing out his mouth and finally takes a plunger to his face in a desperate attempt to get rid of any such possibilities. Before anyone can react, he is again gone.)
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 *Loudly, in a sing-song chant:* Goooofy kissed the Ooooooooos-monds! Goooofy kissed the Ooooooooos-monds! Goooofy kissed the Ooooooooos-monds!
Originally Posted By LVCajun All Lvcajun posts performed by... Osmond Auto-Lyric 2000 -"When you have to post Osmond lyrics fast...rely on OAL2K" franchises available
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! 41 bottles of beer on the wall 41 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 40 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By LVCajun <<Goooofy kissed the Ooooooooos-monds!>> I could live with that if it was Marie... mmmm my first pre-adolesent(sp) crush. "Paper Roses...."
Originally Posted By FutureworldGoofy It's sounds like Inspector is saying "Goofy kissed the OOZE-monds" the way he spelled it, LOL! Actually, "Ooze-monds" would be pretty appropriate! BLEAH!
Originally Posted By MissCandice Whatever you do,do not,I repeat DO NOT read 2 days posts from this topic in one sitting.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Padres 6, Dodgers 1 <a href="http://www.boston.com/dailynews/093/sports/Padres_6_Dodgers_1_:.shtml" target="_blank">http://www.boston.com/dailynew s/093/sports/Padres_6_Dodgers_1_:.shtml</a> >>They wore camouflage jerseys to honor the military. And they won, decisively. Jake Peavy struck out a career-high 11 and combined with two relievers on a two-hitter as the Padres beat the Los Angeles Dodgers 6-1 Thursday to snap a three-game losing streak. Mark Loretta hit a three-run triple to highlight the five-run fourth, when the Padres took their first lead of the season. ''I think it was big for this ballclub, just to get our first win and the way we did it,'' the 21-year-old Peavy said. ''We had good pitching, we had timely hitting. There's not a lot of big-name guys on this team and we're not expected to do much, but we're going to get after it.'' << GO PADRES!!! DODGERS SUCK!
Originally Posted By friendofdd You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd, You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd, You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd, But you can be happy if you've a mind to.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! 40 bottles of beer on the wall 40 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 39 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage, You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage, You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage, But you can be happy if you've a mind to. All you've got to do is put your mind to it, Knuckle down, buckle down, Do it, Do it, Do it.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <<Inspector, your age is showing again.>> What the heck. Might as well go all out then: How'd ya like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a pig?
Originally Posted By friendofdd You can't go swimming in a baseball pool, You can't go swimming in a baseball pool, You can't go swimming in a baseball pool, But you can be happy if you've a mind to.