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    Originally Posted By LVCajun

    <<Lets all discuss our favorite trips to the dentist.>>

    Once at the dentist, I was having a root canal. The chair was facing a window, there were two rabbits playing outside. The one would run up and slap at the other one then run and I would laugh. This is true, I wasn't seeing things because of the pain medication- I know because when he was filing out the root he went in deep and I didn't have enough pain medication. A pain shot through my head and I blacked out.....I never saw the bunnies ever again). Come to think about it....this isn't a very good dentist story.
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    LIMH
     
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    Originally Posted By wendebird

    Oh yeah, especially since I'm going to the dentist for 2 crowns next month.
    >:eek:|
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    I had a root canal. Brought along a cd to listen to. Made the time go, but I'll never listen to that CD again!
     
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    Originally Posted By jlin714

    I skipped about 600 posts and am disappointed to see that we are only on 30 or so bottles of beer.

    Step it up people! We have a topic to kill!
     
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    Originally Posted By amazon belle

    31 bottles of beer on the wall
    31 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    30 bottles of beer on the wall
     
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    Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle

    We are John Cage of Borg. Assimilation troubles us; we have to take a moment. Poughkeepsie.

    We are Gilligan of Borg. Rescue is irrelevant. Escape from the island is futile.

    We are Homer of Borg, prepare to be ... Mmmmmm. Donuts.

    We'z are Popeye of Borg. Yuse kin prepare'z to be askimilgrated!

    We are Bill Cliton of Borg. We did not assimlate that woman
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    Wendy, it really doesn't have to be bad.

    I've had two root canals. One was completely pain-free and comfortable; the other made me nervous but never got more than a little uncomfortable.

    Before my dentist would do any of this work she insisted that I have my wisdom teeth removed. I convinced the endodontist to remove all four at once. I declined any systemic anesthesia (control issues, I guess) and just did it with novocaine. The teeth did not come out easily. But I loved that surgery. It was fascinating. And I got to help!

    Moral of my story: the anxiety is the worst part.

    Practical tip #1 from my story: have them numb your mouth but good. Don't be afraid to ask for lots of it.

    Practical tip #2 from my story: Roxy Music's "Avalon" CD works better than whatever disc threeundertwo took with her!
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    This place is a good as any... Cheating doesn't work!

    <a href="http://www.dailytelegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2003/04/08/nmill08.xml&sSheet=/news/2003/04/08/ixhome.html" target="_blank">http://www.dailytelegraph.co.u
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    >>An Army major and his wife narrowly escaped jail yesterday after being convicted of cheating their way to the top prize on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? with what the judge called a "shabby schoolboy trick".

    Major Charles Ingram, of the Royal Engineers, his wife, Diana, and their accomplice - Tecwen Whittock, a lecturer whose 19 strategic coughs signalled correct answers to the major - were heavily fined and given suspended prison sentences.

    The couple, from Easterton, Wilts, were jailed for 18 months, suspended for two years, fined £15,000 each and ordered to pay £10,000 each towards prosecution costs. The fines must be paid within three months.

    The sentences spell financial ruin - Ingram faces an Army administrative investigation which will almost certainly end his 15-year career.

    Whittock, of Whitchurch, Cardiff, head of business studies at Pontypridd College, was given a 12-month sentence, suspended for two years, fined £10,000 and ordered to pay £7,500 costs.<<
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    Oh, by the way, the DODGERS STILL SUCK!!!

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    GO PADRES!!!

    30 bottles of beer on the wall
    30 bottles of beer
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    Originally Posted By LVCajun

    ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
     
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    Originally Posted By TDLFAN

    Question: Do they call the San Diego Padres PADRES because of it's proximity to Mexico and the fact that many mexicans (lovely people BTW) tend to say "esta de padres!!" every now and then? Just wondering.
     
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    29 bottles of beer on the wall
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    Will you take the blue pill or the red pill?
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    I love you
    You love me
    We're best friends
    Like friends should be
    With a great big hug
    And a kiss from me to you
    Wont you say you love me too?
     
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    Originally Posted By Vicki

    And if I do will there be treats later or did you eat them all?
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    Ate all the chocolate. I have the words to the "extended mix" version of that, if everybody would like to hear...
     
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    Originally Posted By Vicki

    As if we had any say in the matter.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    28 bottles of beer on the wall
    28 bottles of beer
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    27 bottles of beer on the wall

    (looking for the Malt Liquor, if I have to listen to that Barney song...)

    GO PADRES!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle

    should I...oh what the heck
     
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