Originally Posted By DJ7K Wow! Go Pads! Knocking off the Rockies after they were doing pretty good. Man, this is just turning out to be one strange season. Milwakee, the 3rd team this season to dismantle the Big Unit Randy Johnson? Well, DODGERS were the first ;D But that don't mean a thing now. AZ is in last, we're keeping them company. GO ANGELS!!!!! But man, I know its too early, but many would agree its just too late. LA's 2003 season is officially over from what I can tell right now. Even if they improve in May like last year, the team is inconsistent always. So all I say is let the year go by, pick some other faves to go to the WS and hope for 2004 the following: DAN EVANS WILL BE FIRED. Paul Shuey and Phil Quandtrill will be dismissed with a PASSION. MOVE TO ANOTHER STADIUM cause their current one is in a BORING location. Pretty, nice, quiet family atmosphere but its DULL!!!!! So right now from what things are looking like, Dodgers will continue to suck until their offense wakes up. Then goes back to sleep. GO ANGELS!!!! GO LAKERS!!!!!
Originally Posted By FaMulan 17 bottles of beer on the wall 17 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 16 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By LVCajun All this baseball talk... Ize feels like sangin' Take me out to the ball game Take me out to the crowd Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks I don't care if I ever get back And it's root, root, root for the home team If they don't win, it's a shame Cause it's one, two, three strikes You're out At the old ball game. looks like this topic is almost dead we've reached the 7th inning stretch.
Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle here's my favorite baseball song..(well sorta baseball-ish anyway): Nobody on the road Nobody on the beach I feel it in the air The summer's out of reach Empty lake, empty streets The sun goes down alone I'm drivin' by your house Though I know you're not at home But I can see you- Your brown skin shinin' in the sun You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on, baby And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong After the boys of summer have gone I never will forget those nights I wonder if it was a dream Remember how you made me crazy? Remember how I made you scream Now I don't understand what happened to our love But babe, I'm gonna get you back I'm gonna show you what I'm made of I can see you- Your brown skin shinin' in the sun I see you walkin' real slow and you're smilin' at everyone I can tell you my love for you will still be strong After the boys of summer have gone Out on the road today, I saw a DEADHEAD sticker on a Cadillac A little voice Inside my head said, "Don't look back. You can never look back." I thought I knew what love was What did I know? Those days are gone forever I should just let them go but- I can see you- Your brown skin shinin' in the sun You got that top pulled down and that radio on, baby And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong After the boys of summer have gone I can see you- Your brown skin shinin' in the sun You got that hair slicked back and those Wayfarers on, baby I can tell you my love for you will still be strong After the boys of summer have gone
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Well, we could talk abut hockey... How about them Ducks!!! Now own a 2 games to none lead in their series, with a 3-2 victory against the Red Wings today GO MIGHTY DUCKS!!! GO PADRES!!! GO ANGELS! YANKESS SUCK!!! 16 bottles of beer on the wall 16 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 15 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Oops, I forgot something... THE RAIDERS REALLY SUCK!!!! <a href="http://www.chargertom.com/RaiderHaters.html" target="_blank">http://www.chargertom.com/Raid erHaters.html</a> <a href="http://www.theraiderssuck.com/" target="_blank">http://www.theraiderssuck.com/</a> 15 bottles of beer on the wall 15 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 14 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By FutureworldGoofy (Suddenly, Goofy rushes in and does a quick Mexican hat dance, finished with a loud "OLE'!" Before anyone can react, he is gone.)
Originally Posted By Darkbeer What do you say to a Raider in a nice 3 piece suit? Will the defendant please rise. RAIDERS SUCK!!! 14 bottles of beer on the wall 14 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 13 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Einstein walks into a party and starts to meet people. He begins a conversation with the first person he meets by asking their I. Q. The person says it's 245. Einstein then tells the person that he wants to discuss quantum physics with him before he leaves. Next person he asks answers, "My I. Q. is 145." He answers that he would like to discuss politics and the stock market with them before the end of the evening. Next person he asks answers, "My I. Q. is 25." To which Einstein answers, "How 'bout them Raiders?!!" RAIDERS SUCK!!! 13 bottles of beer on the wall 13 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 12 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By thenurmis the raiders may be any good. but the CANUCKS were rockin tonight!!!!!... 13 bottles of beer on the wall 13 bottles of beer take one down and pass it around 12 bottles of beer on the wall .....is it Canadian?...
Originally Posted By thenurmis oh dam some one stole my beer, can I have another please. 12 bottles of beer on the wall 12 bottle of beer Take one down and pass it around 11 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer A Raider fan buys a ticket and wins the California lottery. He then goes to Sacramento to claim it where the lottery official verifies his ticket number. The Raider fan says, "I want my $20 million." To which the man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The Raider fan said, "Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it." Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Raider fan, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!'' RAIDERS SUCK!!! 11 bottles of beer on the wall 11 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 10 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Three NFL fans were set to face a firing squad in a small central american country. The first one, a Chargers fan was placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out "Earthquake." The firing squad fell into a panic and the Chiefs fan jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion. The second person, a Browns fan was placed against the wall. The squad was re-assembled and the Browns fan pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given the Browns fan yelled out "Flood!" Again the squad fell apart and the Browns fan slipped over the wall. The last person, a Raiders fan was placed against the wall. He was thinking "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled "Fire!" RAIDERS SUCK!!! 10 bottles of beer on the wall 10 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 9 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Oakland Raiders fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Raiders fans too. Not really knowing what a Raiders fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Raiders fan," she retorts. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a proud San Diego Charger fan," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the little girl why she is a Charger fan. "Well, My Dad and Mom are Charger fans, so I'm a Charger fan too, " she responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" "Oh," says the little girl. "Well, then I'd be a Raiders fan." RAIDERS SUCK!!! 9 bottles of beer on the wall 9 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 8 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer A Oakland Raiders fan in a restaurant leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a joke about San Diego Charger fans?" The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke you should know something. I’m 6' tall and 220 pounds and I’m a Chargers fan. The Guy sitting next to me is 6'2' tall, 240 pounds and he’s a Chargers fan, and the guy sitting next to him is 6'5', 280 pounds and he’s a Chargers fan too. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?" The Raider fan says, "Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times." RAIDERS SUCK!!! 8 bottles of beer on the wall 8 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 7 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Why did the Raider fan climb over the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side. RAIDERS SUCK!!! 7 bottles of beer on the wall 7 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 6 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer What's the difference between a Raider fan and a puppy? The puppy stops whining in 4 to 6 weeks. RAIDERS SUCK!!! 6 bottles of beer on the wall 6 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 5 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By FaMulan 5 bottles of beer on the wall 5 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 4 bottles of beer on the wall
