Originally Posted By Darkbeer Q: What has 400 feet and 3 teeth? A: The first row of the bleachers at Oakland Stadium. RAIDERS SUCK!!! 4 bottles of beer on the wall 4 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 3 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Raiders players on them ...people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. RAIDERS SUCK!!! 3 bottles of beer on the wall 3 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 2 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Q: If you see a Raiders fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: There's a good chance it's your bicycle. RAIDERS SUCK!!! 2 bottles of beer on the wall 2 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 1 bottle of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By threeundertwo 1 bottle of beer on the wall 1 bottle of beer take it down and drink it!
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Q: What do you have when 100 Raiders fans are buried up to their neck in sand? A: Not enough sand. RAIDERS SUCK!!! 1 bottle of beer on the wall 1 bottle of beer Take one down Pass it around... Be Right back, need to sign the delivery receipt for the 42 cases of beer I ordered.... One more second, need to stock the shelves.... Wow, that was hard work, I am thirsty.... 1008 bottles of beer on the wall 1008 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 1007 bottles of beer on the wall Ahhh, that is much better!!! GO PADRES!!!
Originally Posted By wendebird Oh Mrs Undertwo, I hear water running. Go check & see if Polly is swimming again. *grabs the last beer & runs off with it*
Originally Posted By LVCajun <<What's the difference between a Raider fan and a puppy? The puppy stops whining in 4 to 6 weeks.>> Hehe...this is my favorite
Originally Posted By Darkbeer How About them PADRES!!! Won again against the Rockies PADRES 6, Rockies 2 Well, there will be a VERY interesting series this Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.... RAIDERS SUCK!!! 1007 bottles of beer on the wall 1007 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 1006 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer 42 cases of beer is what I ordered, 24 bottles a case.... well, you do the math RAIDERS SUCK!!! 1006 bottles of beer on the wall 1006 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 1005 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Hey, I could have ordered 99 cases of beer, and we would have started at 2,376 bottles of beer... But Fresh Beer Tastes better YANKEES SUCK!!! 1005 bottles of beer on the wall 1005 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 1004 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By MissCandice The Padres won today and I helped! I just know my clapping was the cause of all the hits.
Originally Posted By MissCandice Hey! I even had a beer. Sadly it was on an empty stomach and later on while asked to subtract 2 from 4 I somehow can up with 3. Oh yeah.
Originally Posted By MissCandice I came up with three,not "can up". Perhaps the beer was extra strength?
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Candice, if you had a beer at the ball park, it was more than likely "lower Alcohol" beer, the major domestic beers served at most ball parks is not the normal 5% (or 4.2% for Light), but 3.2% beer (aka Red Cap!). That is why you also buy the import, or the bottled beer! But how about them PADRES Still waiting the result of the late game, in extra innings... 1004 bottles of beer on the wall 1004 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 1003 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Well, it's over... in the Bottom of the 12th, the Giants defeat the Dodgers 5-4, to take a three-game sweep DODGERS SUCK!!! So "MY" (and Candice's) PADRES take on the dreaded Dodgers (who suck) at Chavez Ravine... how many games can the Dodgers lose in a row... well, let's see what happens, starting Tuesday night... (Here is Darkbeer hoping he doesn't have to eat these words... 1003 bottles of beer on the wall 1003 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 1002 bottles of beer on the wall
