Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! 971 bottles of beer on the wall 971 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 970 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000070S1/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/102-5942762-3713730?v=glance&s=music&n=507846&vi=customer-reviews" target="_blank">http://www.amazon.com/exec/obi dos/tg/detail/-/B0000070S1/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/102-5942762-3713730?v=glance&s=music&n=507846&vi=customer-reviews</a> 630 reviews, and 5 stars, for a David Hasselhoff CD... SAY WHAT.... Forget the Raiders, HASSELHOFF SUCKS!!!! GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! 970 bottles of beer on the wall 970 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 969 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By EdisYoda 970 bottles of beer on the wall 970 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 969 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Jynx Darkbeer.... you owe me a coke (and a churro) 969 bottles of beer on the wall 969 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 968 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd They all begin miaow'ing when the buds begin to sproutFrom the biggest Aspidistra in the world.The dogs line up for miles and miles a funny sight to seeThey sniff around for hours on end and wag their tails with glee,so I've 'ad to put a notice up to say ifs not a tree.It's getting worn and weary and its leaves are turning grey,its the oldest Aspidistra in the world.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! 968 bottles of beer on the wall 968 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 967 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd For years we 'ad an Aspidistra in a flower pot,On the Whatnot, near the 'at stand in the 'all.It didn't seem to grow, till one day our Brother Joe,Had a notion that he'd make it strong and tall.So 'e crossed it with an acorn from an oak tree,And 'e planted it against the garden wall. It shot up like a rocket till it nearly touched the skyIt's the biggest Aspidistra in the world. We couldn't see the top of it, it got so bloomid bigIt's the biggest Aspidistra in the world.When father's 'ad a skinful at his pub the 'Bunch O Grapes'He doesn't go all fighting mad, and getting into scrapes,You'll find 'im in 'is bearskin playing 'Tarzan Of The Apes'Up the biggest Aspidistra in the world. We 'ave to get it watered by the local fire brigade,So they've put the water rate up 'arf a crown.The roots stop up the drains, grow along the country lanesAnd they come up 'arf a mile outside the Town.Once we 'ired the Crystal Palace for anot'ouseBut a jealous rival went and burned it down.The Tom Cats and the Moggies love to spend their evenings out,Up the biggest Aspidistra in the world. They all begin miaow'ing when the buds begin to sproutFrom the biggest Aspidistra in the world.The dogs line up for miles and miles a funny sight to seeThey sniff around for hours on end and wag their tails with glee,so I've 'ad to put a notice up to say ifs not a tree.It's getting worn and weary and its leaves are turning grey,its the oldest Aspidistra in the world. So we water it with 'alf a pint of Guinness ev'ry dayIt's the stoutest Aspidistra in the world.The Borough Council told us that we've got to chop it down.It interferes with aeroplanes that fly above the TownSo we sold it to a woodyard for a lousy 'alf a crownIts the biggest Aspidistra in the world.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO GUINNESS!!! GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! 967 bottles of beer on the wall 967 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 966 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 966 bottles of beer on the wall 966 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 965 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer I preferred the California Song... GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 965 bottles of beer on the wall 965 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 964 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd This is the California song. Each morning at dawning birdies sing and everything
Originally Posted By Darkbeer No, the OFFICIAL state song... <a href="http://www.50states.com/songs/calif.htm" target="_blank">http://www.50states.com/songs/ calif.htm</a> I love you, California, you're the greatest state of all I love you in the winter, summer, spring, and in the fall. I love your fertile valleys; your dear mountains I adore, I love your grand old ocean and I love her rugged shore. chorus I love your redwood forests - love your fields of yellow grain, I love your summer breezes, and I love your winter rain, I love you, land of flowers; land of honey, fruit and wine, I love you, California; you have won this heart of mine. chorus I love your old gray Missions - love your vineyards streteching far, I love you, California, with your Golden Gate ajar, I love your purple sunsets, love your skies of azure blue, I love you, California; I just can't help loving you. chorus I love you, Catalina - you are very dear to me, I love you, Tamalpais, and I love Yosemite, I love you, Land of Sunshine, half your beauties are untold, I loved you in my childhood, and I'll love you when I'm old. chorus When the snow crowned Golden Sierras Keep their watch o'er the valleys bloom. It is there I would be in our land by the sea, Ev'ry breeze bearing rich perfume, It is here nature gives of her rarest, It is Home Sweet Home to me. And I know when I die I shall breathe my last sigh For my sunny California But, there is another song I like even better... GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 964 bottles of beer on the wall 964 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 963 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd I like your California song better. California here I come Right back where I started from Where bowers of flowers bloom in the Spring Each morning at dawning birdies sing and everything A sunkist miss says Don't be late! That's why I can hardly wait Open up that Golden Gate California Here I Come
Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle I like this one better... On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell Then she lit up a candle, and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place, such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Hotel California Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she got the Mercedes bends She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls friends How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat Some dance to remember, some dance to forget So I called up the captain; please bring me my wine We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty-nine And still those voices are calling from far away Wake you up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place, such a lovely face They livin' it up at the Hotel California What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise) bring your alibis Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice And she said we are all just prisoners here of our own device And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember I was running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before Relax said the nightman We are programmed to receive You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave <a href="http://diamond-back.com/midi/hotelcal.mid" target="_blank">http://diamond-back.com/midi/h otelcal.mid</a>
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 963 bottles of beer on the wall 963 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 962 bottles of beer on the wall
