Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By FutureworldGoofy GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon Did you know that if you re-arrange the letter in "ahem" you get "me ha", which sort of sounds like the sound a donkey makes. ME HA! ME HA!
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Originally Posted By FutureworldGoofy GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! 962 bottles of beer on the wall 962 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 961 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By FutureworldGoofy *HA!* And I will *CONTINUE* to repeat the EXACT SAME ABOVE FIASCO *every* time someone even DARES respond to this topic with the EXACT SAME BUFFER!!! That's not a THREAT, it's a FACT! MOOOHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH!!!!! (Insert thunder and lightning here) Thereby assuring that everybody will be driven SO crazy by that buffer (which I already have saved to my word processor JUST to be safe) that they will all STOP posting for FEAR of having that bit avalanched again, thereby making this topic DEADER THAN A DOORNAIL!!!
Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon Why do people say "deader than a doornail" when a doornail was never alive to begin with? Maybe the expression should be changed to "deader than 5th Century B.C. Sumarian".... What do you think?
Originally Posted By friendofdd Wow, Goof, too much caffeine today? BTW, multiple posts won't do it. Only the very last post will kill this topic. So it is not length or quantity that counts. It is the quality killer instinct that is needed. Frankly, you are too nice a guy to have the killer instinct. Do give you an A for effort and desire, though. Remember, we killers can always follow your post with dread symbols such as this: =o]
Originally Posted By Darkbeer EXCUSE ME, you FORGOT to take the beer off the wall!! GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! 961 bottles of beer on the wall 961 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 960 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! 960 bottles of beer on the wall 960 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 959 bottles of beer on the wall GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! GO LEAFS!!! DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! 959 bottles of beer on the wall 959 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 958 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By EdisYoda FutureWorldGoofy... under arrest you are for the attempted murder of the Topic Murderers Topic. Right to remain silent you have (PLEASE!) etc, etc, etc... Off to the LP Trial you go.
Originally Posted By LVCajun <<Why do people say "deader than a doornail" >> Door-nails were large-headed nails with which doors were studded for strength or ornamentation. There have been ingenious conjectures as to why one should be particularly 'dead', including the suggestion that a door-nail would become worn out if it was used - there is no evidence that it was - as the nail on which the door-knocker was struck. The best explanation is from a different meaning of door-nail, that of a door-fastener, a beam of wood placed across the inside of a door, held in place by brackets, and called a nail because it fastened. It was rigid and therefore invited comparison with a corpse.
Originally Posted By LVCajun Dog-days- Sometimes used as a general metaphor for good times in the past. The phrase is a translation from Latin; in classical times the hottest period of the year, from the beginning of July to mid-August, was attributed to the rising of Sirius (the brightest star in the constellation called Greater Dog and thus known as the Dog-star) at the same time as the sun. This was believed to add to the sun's heat.
Originally Posted By LVCajun Don't look a gift-horse in the mouth - Even as early as the late 4th or early 5th century St Jerome quotes this expression (in Latin) as being proverbial. In English, early versions of it refer to a 'given horse' and the now familiar version emerged in the 17th century. There are similar expressions in several other European languages. A young horse is a more desirable gift than an old one. A horse's teeth reveal its age, just as old people without dental care suffer from receding gums and become long in the tooth. The sense of the expression, therefore, is that if you receive a horse as a gift it is bad manners to look in its mouth to establish its value. If something is straight from the horse's mouth it is from a reliable source. This again has to do with looking at teeth to establish age and therefore value; this information is likely to be more accurate than any other, such as that provided by a dishonest horse-trader.
Originally Posted By LVCajun Eat, drink and be merry The rich man who decided to do this, not knowing he would die that night, would have been better employed preparing his soul, according to the parable (Luke, 12: 16-21) which warns against attaching too much importance to physical things. The occasional addition '... for tomorrow we die' is not in St Luke (though imminent death is) and is borrowed from a similar quotation in Isaiah: 'let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we shall die' (22: 13).
Originally Posted By LVCajun Fair to middling This phrase is from jargon for grades of commercial cotton. In the 19th century, American cotton was graded by category ranging from fine to inferior. To say that cotton (or anything else) was fair to middling meant that it was good, but not the very best. The phrase dates to at least 1837.
