Originally Posted By LVCajun American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.
Originally Posted By LVCajun If Wal-Mart was classified as a country, it would be the 24th most productive country in the world.
Originally Posted By LVCajun The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.
Originally Posted By LVCajun The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.
Originally Posted By LVCajun It's a little known fact that smartest animal is a pig. Scientists say if pigs had thumbs and a language, they could be trained to do simple manual labor. They give you 20-30 years of loyal service and then at their retirement dinner you can eat them. thank you Cliff Clavin
Originally Posted By LVCajun They did a study between postal workers and chimpanzees. They proved chimps were 32 percent slower. Of course, they were better with public relations.
Originally Posted By LVCajun COACH: It's the d**nedest thing, I've been shivering all of the way over here. DIANE: Well Coach you don't have a coat on. It's thirty degrees outside. COACH: Oh, thank God. I thought I had malaria.
Originally Posted By LVCajun Well this concludes my broadcat day and as I go I'd like to leave you with this little saying "As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way"
Originally Posted By Admin <<And I will *CONTINUE* to repeat the EXACT SAME ABOVE FIASCO *every* time someone even DARES respond to this topic with the EXACT SAME BUFFER!!! That's not a THREAT, it's a FACT!>> FutureWorldGoofy, Posting that once was fine, it really was not necessary to post it continually. Spamming is not allowed on LP.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer FutureWorld Goofy, you need some Popcorn, because Popcorn is Happy Food GO PADRES!!! (Stupid Padres, too much to say here! GO DUCKS!!! First game is Thursday night! GO LAKERS!!! (Stupid Lakers Lost DALLAS STARS SUCK!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! 957 bottles of beer on the wall 957 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 956 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd This is for the peo-ple who nev-er rode the train, Wheth-er in Cal-i-for-nia or ev-en up in Maine, Makes no dif-f'rence is you're two or a hun-dred and two, You'll get a treat when you or-der a seat on the ole choo - choo. DOWN BY THE STA-TION ear-ly in the morn-ing, see the lit-tle puff-er bel-lies all in a row; See the sta-tion mas-ter turn the lit-tle han-dle, Chug, chug, toot, toot, Off we go.___
Originally Posted By friendofdd Welcome, unocardshark. You've got to have the killer instinct on this topic. DOWN BY THE STA-TION ear-ly in the morn-ing, Listen to the hissin' of the old Big Jack See the diamond stoker warmin' up the smoker Chug, chug, toot, toot, Clear the track.___
Originally Posted By unocardshark sorry, just had to represent my stars that were being knocked in this thread repeatedly.
Originally Posted By friendofdd No need to apologize here. When it comes to sports on this topic, everbody seems to be a bigot. Except me. And that's because I don't like sports much.
Originally Posted By unocardshark One evening when the sun went down and the jungle fire was burning...
