Originally Posted By Darkbeer Well, to be honest, I am a LA Kings fan, but have adopted the Ducks in the postseason.... GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! MEXICAN NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM SUCKS!!! 906 bottles of beer on the wall 906 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 905 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Ahh, the Lakers, still trying to get the bad taste out of my mouth from that last game... First game, the refs gave it to the Spurs (23 more foul shots to the Spurs... say what!), Second game, well, I just don't know! If you want to know an NBA team that sucks, check below! GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! CLIPPERS SUCK!!! MEXICAN NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM SUCKS!!! 905 bottles of beer on the wall 905 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 904 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By WilliamK99 I agree with you on that Darkbeer Clippers do suck. Although saying the refs stole the game from the Lakers in Game 1 is ironic seeing Game 7 last year vs the Kings was handed to the Lakers. Don't try and deny it.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Cow-boys ain't eas-y to love and they're hard-er to hold. They'd rath-er give you a song than dia-monds or gold. Lone Star belt buck-les__ and old fad-ed Le-vis and each night begins____ a new day. If you don't un-der-stand him and he don't die__ young he'll prob-'ly just ride___ a-way. Mam-mas___ don't let your ba - bies grow up to be cow-boys. Don't let them___ pick gui-tars and drive them old__ trucks let them be doc-tors and law-yers and such. Mam-mas___ don't let your ba - bies grow up to be cow-boys. 'Cause they'll nev-er stay home and they're al-ways a-lone___ e-ven with some-one they love.____
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! MINNESOTA WILD SUCK!!! MEXICAN NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM SUCKS!!! 904 bottles of beer on the wall 904 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 903 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! MINNESOTA WILD SUCK!!! MEXICAN NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM SUCKS!!! 904 bottles of beer on the wall 904 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 903 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By LVCajun Abbott: Alright, now whaddya want? Costello: Now look, I'm the head of the sports department. I gotta know the baseball players' names. Do you know the guys' names? Abbott: Oh sure. Costello: So you go ahead and tell me some of their names. Abbott: Well, I'll introduce you to the boys. You know sometimes nowadays they give ballplayers peculiar names. Costello: You mean funny names. Abbott: Nicknames, pet names, like Dizzy Dean - Costello: His brother Daffy - Abbott: Daffy Dean - Costello: And their cousin! Abbott: Who's that? Costello: Goofy! Abbott: Goofy, huh? Now let's see. We have on the bags - we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third. Costello: That's what I wanna find out. Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third - Costello: You know the fellows' names? Abbott: Certainly! Costello: Well then who's on first? Abbott: Yes! Costello: I mean the fellow's name! Abbott: Who! Costello: The guy on first! Abbott: Who! Costello: The first baseman!
Originally Posted By LVCajun Abbott: Who! Costello: The guy playing first! Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: Now whaddya askin' me for? Abbott: I'm telling you Who is on first. Costello: Well, I'm asking YOU who's on first! Abbott: That's the man's name. Costello: That's who's name? Abbott: Yes. Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on first. Abbott: Who! Costello: The first baseman. Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: Have you got a contract with the first baseman? Abbott: Absolutely. Costello: Who signs the contract? Abbott: Well, naturally! Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money? Abbott: Every dollar. Why not? The man's entitled to it. Costello: Who is? Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Costello: Who's wife? Abbott: Yes. Costello: All I'm tryin' to find out is what's the guy's name on first base. Abbott: Oh, no - wait a minute, don't switch 'em around. What is on second base. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who is on first.
Originally Posted By LVCajun Costello: I don't know. Abbott: He's on third - now we're not talkin' 'bout him. Costello: Now, how did I get on third base? Abbott: You mentioned his name! Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third? Abbott: No - Who's playing first. Costello: Never mind first - I wanna know what's the guy's name on third. Abbott: No - What's on second. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott: He's on third. Costello: Aaah! Would you please stay on third base and don't go off it? Abbott: What was it you wanted? Costello: Now who's playin' third base? Abbott: Now why do you insist on putting Who on third base? Costello: Why? Who am I putting over there? Abbott: Yes. But we don't want him there. Costello: What's the guy's name on third base? Abbott: What belongs on second. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott & Costello: THIRD BASE! Costello: You got an outfield? Abbott: Oh yes! Costello: The left fielder's name? Abbott: Why. Costello: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask you. Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell you.
Originally Posted By LVCajun Costello: Alright, then tell me who's playin' left field. Abbott: Who is playing fir- Costello: STAY OUTTA THE INFIELD! I wanna know what's the left fielder's name. Abbott: What's on second. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott & Costello: THIRD BASE! Costello: The left fielder's name? Abbott: Why. Costello: Because! Abbott: Oh, he's center field. Costello: Look, you gotta pitcher on this team? Abbott: Now wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher. Costello: The pitcher's name. Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: You don't wanna tell me today? Abbott: I'm tellin' you now. Costello: Then go ahead. Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: What time? Abbott: What time what? Costello: What time tomorrow are you going to tell me who's pitching? Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching. Who is on fir- Costello: I'll break your arm if you say Who's on first. I wanna know what's the pitcher's name. Abbott: What's on second. Costello: I don't know. Abbott & Costello: THIRD BASE! Costello: You got a catcher? Abbott: Oh, absolutely. Costello: The catcher's name. Abbott: Today. Costello: Today. And Tomorrow's pitching. Abbott: Now you've got it. Costello: All we've got is a couple of days on the team. Abbott: Well, I can't help that. Costello: Well, I'm a catcher too. Abbott: I know that. Costello: Now suppose that I'm catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and their heavy hitter gets up. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Tomorrow throws the ball. The batter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me being a good catcher, I wanna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who? Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right. Costello: I don't even know what I'm talkin' about! Abbott: Well, that's all you have to do. Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Now who's got it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: If I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta catch it. Now who caught it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: Who caught it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Who? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: Naturally. Abbott: Yes. Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Abbott: NO, NO, NO! You throw the ball to first base and Who gets it? Costello: Naturally. Abbott: That's right. There we go. Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Abbott: You don't! Costello: I throw it to who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! Abbott: You're not saying it that way. Costello: I said I throw the ball to Naturally.
Originally Posted By LVCajun Abbott: You don't - you throw the ball to Who? Costello: Naturally! Abbott: Well, say that! Costello: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! I throw the ball to who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Ask me. Abbott: You throw the ball to Who? Costello: Naturally. Abbott: That's it. Costello: SAME AS YOU!! I throw the ball to first base and who gets it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: Who has it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: HE BETTER HAVE IT! I throw the ball to first base. Whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What, What throws it to I Don't Know, I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow - triple play. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Another guy gets up - it's a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know. He's on third and I don't give a darn! Abbott: What was that? Costello: I said I don't give a darn! Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! MINNESOTA WILD SUCK!!! MEXICAN NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM SUCKS!!! 903 bottles of beer on the wall 903 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 902 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd Cow-boys like smok-y old pool rooms and clear moun-tain morn-ings, lit-tle warm pup-pies and chil-dren and girls of the night. Them that don't know him__ won't like him and them that do some-times won't know how to take him. He ain't wrong he's just dif-f'rent but his pride won't__ let him do things to make you think__ he's right. Mam-mas___ don't let your ba - bies grow up to be cow-boys. Don't let them___ pick gui-tars and drive them old__ trucks let them be doc-tors and law-yers and such. Mam-mas___ don't let your ba - bies grow up to be cow-boys. 'Cause they'll nev-er stay home and they're al-ways a-lone___ e-ven with some-one they love.____
Originally Posted By Darkbeer What a great day in sports, the Lakers finally woke up, and beat the Spurs The Padres win, the Yankess lose And the Ducks are on ABC Saturday at Noon Pacific... GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! MINNESOTA WILD SUCK!!! MEXICAN NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM SUCKS!!! 902 bottles of beer on the wall 902 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 901 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! MINNESOTA WILD SUCK!!! SPURS SUCK!!! 901 bottles of beer on the wall 901 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 900 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd Cow-boys like smok-y old pool rooms and clear moun-tain morn-ings, lit-tle warm pup-pies and chil-dren and girls of the night. Them that don't know him__ won't like him and them that do some-times won't know how to take him. He ain't wrong he's just dif-f'rent but his pride won't__ let him do things to make you think__ he's right. Mam-mas___ don't let your ba - bies grow up to be cow-boys. Don't let them___ pick gui-tars and drive them old__ trucks let them be doc-tors and law-yers and such. Mam-mas___ don't let your ba - bies grow up to be cow-boys. 'Cause they'll nev-er stay home and they're al-ways a-lone___ e-ven with some-one they love.____
Originally Posted By Darkbeer HOW ABOUT THEM DUCKS!!!!!!!! Wow, the Ducks love OT, 8 minutes into the second OT, the Ducks score the only goal in the game, and take a 1 game advantage on the road GO PADRES!!! GO DUCKS!!! GO LAKERS!!! MINNESOTA WILD SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! 900 bottles of beer on the wall 900 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 899 bottles of beer on the wall
