Topic Murderers

Originally Posted By friendofdd

Dalmatians!

 

Originally Posted By Darkbeer

I am glad to see friendofdd got into the "beer" theme...

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>>Dalmatians have traveled with the horses since the 1950s. In the early days dogs protected the horses and the product while drivers went inside to deliver. Dalmatians were chosen because they are very protective and possessive, said Dawson. The dogs are also fast enough to keep with up wagons.

Today, though no longer needed for protection, the Budweiser Dalmatian is still an important figure and "Gus" lives up to the high standards set by his predecessors.<<

GO PADRES!!!

GO GALAXY!!!

RAIDERS SUCKS!!!

841 bottles of beer on the wall
841 bottles of beer
Take one down
Pass it around
840 bottles of beer on the wall

 

Originally Posted By friendofdd

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Originally Posted By friendofdd

I'll try again.

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Originally Posted By friendofdd

never mind

 

Originally Posted By Darkbeer

GO PADRES!!!

GO GALAXY!!!

RAIDERS SUCKS!!!

840 bottles of beer on the wall
840 bottles of beer
Take one down
Pass it around
839 bottles of beer on the wall

 

Originally Posted By friendofdd

How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolized a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.

 

Originally Posted By Inspector 57

LOL! That's funny! It made my head hurt, but it's funny!

 

Originally Posted By Darkbeer

GO PADRES!!!

GO GALAXY!!!

RAIDERS SUCKS!!!

839 bottles of beer on the wall
839 bottles of beer
Take one down
Pass it around
838 bottles of beer on the wall

 

Originally Posted By friendofdd

=o]

 

Originally Posted By Darkbeer

GO PADRES!!!

GO GALAXY!!!

RAIDERS SUCKS!!!

838 bottles of beer on the wall
838 bottles of beer
Take one down
Pass it around
837 bottles of beer on the wall

 

Originally Posted By friendofdd

We walked into the classroom, a test paper was waiting for us on on the desk. The question were:

#1 -- What is the best selling genre of music in North America?

#2 -- List the ingredients of Coca Cola.

#3 -- Describe Archimedes father.

So, I'm thinking to myself,













"Man, I hate these pop quizzes!"

 

Originally Posted By Darkbeer

GO PADRES!!!

GO GALAXY!!!

RAIDERS SUCKS!!!

837 bottles of beer on the wall
837 bottles of beer
Take one down
Pass it around
836 bottles of beer on the wall

 

Originally Posted By friendofdd

A truck carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus overturned on the highway.

The local newspaper reported that onlookers were "stunned, overwhelmed, astonished, bewildered, and dumbfounded."

 

Originally Posted By EdisYoda

Forget about the topic... trying to murder us you are now!

 

Originally Posted By friendofdd

Man who eats metal paper fastenings has a staple diet.

 

Originally Posted By Darkbeer

GO PADRES!!!

GO GALAXY!!!

RAIDERS SUCKS!!!

836 bottles of beer on the wall
836 bottles of beer
Take one down
Pass it around
835 bottles of beer on the wall

 

Originally Posted By friendofdd

"I'm a walking economy," a man was overheard to say. "My hairline's in recession, my waist is a victim of inflation, and together they're putting me in a deep depression." .

 

Originally Posted By Darkbeer

GO PADRES!!!

GO GALAXY!!!

RAIDERS SUCKS!!!

835 bottles of beer on the wall
835 bottles of beer
Take one down
Pass it around
834 bottles of beer on the wall

 

Originally Posted By Inspector 57

I now predict with confidence that Darkbeer will be the murderer of this topic.

His keenest competition has revealed on a different thread what I believe will prove to be a fatal weakness.

You heard it here first.