Originally Posted By Ursula Hi Dave! I was scared when I saw your name. I thought you were going to close my pretty little thread! But, keep up the good troll work. We're just poking fun with a stick. Please do continue the good work by closing the bad trolls!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan A man went to see his dentist, complaining that his false teeth were giving him problems. Looking closer, the dentist realized that his dentures were in extremely bad condition. "What have you been eating?" asked the dentist. "Well, for breakfast this morning, I had eggs Benedict with Hollandaise sauce, and --" "Say no more!" said the dentist. He brought out a set of solid chrome dentures and began fitting them for the patient. "Hollandaise sauce is very acidic, and it's eating away at the plastic plates in your dentures. This new set will take care of that," explained the dentist. "How will chrome help?" asked the patient. "It's very simple, " said the dentist. "Everyone knows there's no plates like chrome for the Hollandaise." -- FriendlyDiDi
Originally Posted By Ursula Hiall, i JUST got back from Disny and the Cast memeber there said that the reason they are draining the submarine is so that they can do structureal control on the madderhort. Its a test becasue when you drain the water, the madderhort will sink so that's why they are working on it. I didnt believe it AT ALL but a Cast Member did say so, so there you go and I readit on the internet too by a cast emember *LOL*! Signed, HaPpiDIZZYPrInCeSs -
Originally Posted By Spock you peopple are alL EVIL worhsipping you so-caled "DISNEY!!!!! you think you are fooling yourselves but you are you KNOW it to be TRUE!!!! at least you are not fooling GOOD PEOPLE of AMERICA!!!! DIDSNEY is EVIL with movies and TELEVISION SHOWS. Why do you thiink there are so may whiches on THOSE SHOWS, PEOPLE! EVIL PEOLE!!! You will be sorry but it will be to late for you OH YES it is writtn that it will be. SO stop try to make the AMERICA watch your evil. trekkeruss I know that you are evil and your nanme does not FOOL ME and I am sure you liek to watch those evil shows like Spy kids where they tell kids to be eviland thoaws EVIL MOVIES like holes which are RATED X!!!!! oh yeas you disney people will see that you annot push this on AMERICA!! because this is afree country even if you wnat to make us all workship DISNEY! you are WRONG and andyou will be SORRY becasue WE CAN SEE
Originally Posted By Spock For post #46, I offer my deepest apologies to the posters of LaughingPlace.com. I have entered the Vulcan mating cycle. At best, it can present a challenge to my rationality. I trust that you will understand that post #46 is not representative of my typical cognitive process or opinion.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip It's always amusing to have a little toad in your life. As long as it's not very often!! ;-)
Originally Posted By friendofdd >>>First we have real trolls... Now we have good people acting like trolls... Unbelievable... I just can't wait to see what's next! Maybe we'll just need to let the trolls post since we won’t know who’s who anymore.<<< THIS IS CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted By DlandDug BgstDlandFAN writes: TO THE SOCALLED EX-PERTS AT THE Lp BROADS WHY YOU DO SAY THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING WHEN I TELL YOU THAT MY DAD AND MOM WENT ON THE MATERHORN ON THE FIRST DAY AT DINSEYLAND IN 1954. I KNOW FOR A FACT BECUZ WE HAV THE ***PHOTOS*** TO PROVE IT DONT SAY THAT I AM NOT %1000 TRUE BECAUSE YOU WILL BE AS WRONG AS DLANDDUD AND THE REST OF THE NOW-IT-ALLS AT LP
Originally Posted By DlandDug (Not really trollish, but delightfully obscure It seems there was a monastery in Nepal where the specialty of the monks was creating beautifully handcrafted animals of lead, covered in zinc and decorated with paint, glitter and rhinestones. All of the monks had taken a vow of silence, and only those true to their vows were allowed to work with the more exotic and intricate of the creations. Indeed, even uttering one word would send an otherwise talented monk straight back to coating simple farm animals. It may seem unfair, but then as anyone who lived through WWII knows... Loose lips zinc sheeps. --FriendlyDiDi
Originally Posted By DlandDug ThuhDarkLurker writes: What you people need to know is that Walt Disney and his parents were members in good standing of the Illuminati. The alignment of Sleeping Beaty Castle, facing due east, was placed at the specific request of the High Dragon of the Hollywood Illuminati, who personally taught Walt Disney mind control in the early 1930s. The scene at the end of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves is an exact recreation of a cabalistic ceremony in which a virgin is sacrificed on a carved altar in a forested glade. The seven dwarves represent each of the Druid Virtues, as they were interpreted in America after 1861. (The outbreak of the American Civil War was caused by rival factions of the Druids in the North and South, as celebrated by Walt Disney in coded scenes in "Song of the South." That is why the film has NEVER been released on video, as specified in carefully produced films left by Walt Disney, which detail every step that the Walt Disney Company is to take for the next thousand years.) Every Disney theme park around the world is used as a recruitment center for the Illuminati, as is plainly seen by anyone who drives around them late at night and plainly sees the lights, activities, etc. that are clearly consistent with Druidic rituals, Wiccan activities, and cabalistic orgies. The costumed characters often entice small children into hidden areas of the amusement parks, and then the parents are lulled by MIND CONTROL or paid off by highly placed lawyers who have connections at the highest level of the federal government. Both the Church and the State are helpless, as Walt Disney collected vast files on Church leaders and politicians, and was ruthless in using them to achieve his goals. Central Florida is but the tip of the ice berg. Anyone who uncovers these chilling truths has been found dead within days, almost always of so-called "suicides." DON'T SAY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WARNED!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>EX-PERTS AT THE Lp BROADS<< Hey! The broads at LP are still pert! --MayleShowvanistSwine
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA Did you guys know that Oswald the Rabbit was pseudo-adopted as a mascot by Hitler and the Nazi party? You can see doodles of Oswald in many of Hitler's journals from the pre-WWII era. The reason Disney wanted Oswald the Rabbit back is because they're trying to distance themselves from Eisner [you know, he's Jewish], and give the company a more balanced feel. DsNee HiSt0reeN
