Originally Posted By Mr X Actually Jon, the poster in question wasn't in Japan at the time. I have no idea WHAT was in his drink, and I think he was in Vietnam or some such place. But actually, that never happened. (there, I fixed it following the angry email. Sorry bout that WORLDDISNEY )
Originally Posted By Mr X ***But of this magnitude? Not a chance, baby, not a chance.*** There are two ways to look at the magnitude here. On the one hand, was he doing something to intentionally make a public spectacle of himself. THAT, in itself, is a rather higher magnitude of indiscretion and if so, I can understand criminal charges being brought PARTICULARLY if his intention was for school kids to see him. But if, as I suspect, your issue is more with the weirdo method he used...well, we've all heard those stories of ER workers having to, er, well, remove things that got stuck somewhere. In other words, it takes all kinds.
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Originally Posted By RoadTrip He should have stayed with using the vacuum cleaner hose INSIDE the house.
Originally Posted By DAR This guy is an idiot I mean didn't he think of splinters hello. <<He should have stayed with using the vacuum cleaner hose INSIDE the house.>> Overrated if you ask me.
Originally Posted By DlandDug The stuff we talk about... Here's a local news report about the incident: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wt6aros_w0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =1Wt6aros_w0</a> Watching this, it's clear that the table in question was in plain sight, and easily viewed from the playground. I don't know what this guy was thinking when he did this in such a public way. Years ago I lived in an old house that had been converted into apartments. The man directly upstairs used to walk around nude with all his windows opened. There were two women living upstairs across the driveway who regularly complained to the local police. Their response was that as long as he was inside his own residence, and merely walking around (ie: not engaging in lewd behavior), there was no legal recourse. They did ask the guy if he would stop as a matter of courtesy. He declined. Later, he began behaving in a provocative manner, which was caught on videotape by the women, and he was arrested. As far as the picnic table mauler goes, there is more to this case than meets the eye. (Eeew!) I hope they will get this guy some professional help.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip Imagine what the guy's poor wife must think knowing that he'd rather have sex with a picnic table than her. :-(
Originally Posted By DAR <<Later, he began behaving in a provocative manner, which was caught on videotape by the women, and he was arrested.>> This guy never heard of pulling the shades. A Christmas Tree works well during the holidays, not that I would know.
Originally Posted By DAR <<Imagine what the guy's poor wife must think knowing that he'd rather have sex with a picnic table than her.>> Well the table won't want to "talk" or "cuddle". He doesn't have to buy it jewelery to even get a chance at getting some, this guy may have something here.
Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder "If I was a carpenter And the table was a lady..." You'd be the new Splendid Splinter.
Originally Posted By WilliamK99 Don't knock it til you try it.... I mean , just imagine what he'd do if he got a hold of Woody err... I am so getting admined...
Originally Posted By BlueDevilSF Too bad it's not summer. He could've put a watermelon outside under a hot sun and... ...well, anyway...
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Well, based on the news report, it was a glass patio table, not a wooden picnic table, so splinters wouldn't be an issue. It's very cutting edge, however.
Originally Posted By DAR A friend of mine of works for the Milw Fire Department he would tell me stories that make this guy look like a Puritan. The best one he told me and this actual was discussed on the morning show I listen to because his former boss was always a frequent guest. They got a call to a residence a man was having trouble in the bathroom. Their thinking maybe a heart attack, no that would be too simple. Well they go into the bathroom. Around the bathtub were candles, a cell phone, a magazine wrapped in plastic opened up to ads for some "phone numbers" a tub drain and the man himself. I think you can deduct why the fireman were there. Now I know it sounds unbelievable and I didn't believe it myself but my friend and several other guys at the station verified it also.
Originally Posted By barboy "a tub drain and the man himself." Going on the assumption that just about every tub drain I have ever seen is highly skewed to one end of the tub how in God's name could one contort, bend position or maneuver his body to get "it" stuck in the drain in the first place?. Usually a 5' long tub will have its drain super close to one end like 1" to 2" away. So considering that tubs have walls(obviously) how in the world........ never mind some things are better left alone.
