Originally Posted By fkurucz I was going ask if Ed is really a nut job, or if he just portrays one on LP.
Originally Posted By jonvn Oh, he's crazy. But there are a lot of drugs involved, and I think he has his heart in the right place. Mostly had problems after 9/11. Before that, he was a long time poster online about Disney stuff. He just has taken a...different...view of things since then. I don't agree with the way Ed talks about people, like Republicans being all traitors and liars, because that's just ridiculous. But much of that is mixed in with ideas that are actually not hard to agree with.
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Originally Posted By YourPalEd Hey, i'm being discussed as a possible candidate. My fellow americans, i could be your leader if you want, and lead better than anyone alive today. Part of my great ability as a leader is the fact i personally have, inside of me, no need to lead, in me. I am so capable of taking care of myself, and i find it easy to solve any problem i run into, that for me to lead you, i would have to be given incentive, something more than just what money offers. I need actually feeling. I need truth, i need your spirit to live, while you are living at the same time i am living with you. We will as humans continue to thrive in america. We will strengthen and grow, and unify. Now as to my 13 part plan. 1. For a short period we will withdraw into our borders, so the world can see what it is like for a world without americans, and see if they like it or not. 2.All our troops will be deployed on our borders, and everyone will go through a computerized processing center. Those of you with pc's at home, can easily log into our site, and fill out the forms at home. Be ready with your license #, birth certificate, premium passport #, name of mother's uncle's mother's maiden name, race, age, sugar consumption, drug consumption, coffee consumption, tivo consumption, need i go on during this precious media air time? 3. After our borders are secured, we do a sweep for crime, from the west coast to the east coast. Hey disneyland is the west coast, so we start there. 4. All the criminals are dumped into cuba in the middle of the night, without the cubans knowing it. 5. We empty out our jails, starting with the federal prisons, and dump everyone into mexico, or cuba, or venezula, you get the idea. 6. Now all the criminals are outside the country, and all our resources can go to defending our borders. 7. Immigration processing allowed to continue. 8. We will..we..what happened to 8? Hello? Where is 8? The telepromter is going nuts, what's going on? Oh my word it's brownie. Who gave him the telepromter job? I don't care if you feel sorry for him, i'm the candidate who is suppossed to be elected here! Oh the heck with it, get him out of there, i dont need the prompter. Listen folks, my fellow law abiding americans, You know i'm the right candidate, so don't let anyone intimidate you into believing nonsense about me. I will defend everything i say, but even more than that, i will listen to everyone first, everyone and anything they want to say, no matter how ignorant, and filled with human error. In closing, i'm sorry to the past leaders of industry, i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask all of you to continue doing exactly what you are doing now. I know most of you have ulcers and nightmares, but someones got to tell the people in the companies, what i tell them is probably the best course of action. Of course, our discussions will be televized, like the old horowitz shows, with your pal, ed as the president, and mc, so no one can take anyone too seriously, and ceo's, and other borderline criminals, will be able to talk to shipping dept. clerks, who prefer to live honestly. Listen, i need to take a walk and think for a while, so i'm turning over the podium to one of my many friends at laughing place. If they turn out to be a cynic, forgive them, they are all emotionally stunted children, that refuse to grow up... Not that that's a bad thing. Anyway, everyone take care and have fun, bye bye, vote for your pal, ed in novermber! Rah rah rah rah rah!
