Who Took My Knife???

Discussion in 'Play Pen' started by See Post, Jun 11, 2006.

Random Thread
  1. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Velveeta huh?

    Hope you at least put ketchup on it so there will be some natural nourishment in it.

    There are packages of cheese that are so convenient even a batchelor can use them.
     
  2. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    I hear that melted velveeta with some salsa in it is a good dip. I've never tried it though since velveeta is COMPLETELY GROSS!!! :p

    Does salsa break the 'mater rule?
     
  3. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By knightnfrees

    <<"It was TDG! In the bedroom! With the knife! (*and* the candlestick, funnily enough)">>

    I knew TDG would find a "Clue" one of these days! ;)
     
  4. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    OH wait! Don't want to go off topic.... Hmmmm. Good thing you think you know where your knife is so you can use it to slice up that yummy Velveeta. Does it slice? I mean 'cause "cheese food" just sounds kinda soft and mushy but I dunno.
    ;>
     
  5. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    You claim to find Velveeta "completely gross", yet you don't know if it slices. HA! Methinks you are not educated in the ways of the 'veeta. ;-)


    Rose Nylund [after a bad day]: "Ohhh, I feel like crawling under the bed and eating Velveeta right out of the box!"
     
  6. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    velveeta: n.
    [Usenet: by analogy with spam. The trade name Velveeta is attached in the U.S. to a particularly nasty processed-cheese spread.] Also knows as ECP; a message that is excessively cross-posted, as opposed to spam which is too frequently posted. This term is widely recognized but not commonly used; most people refer to both kinds of abuse as spam. Compare jello.
     
  7. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    Ugh! You got me.

    I have to take it allll back.

    I confess I have never tried Velveeta.

    Do I still get points for helping you find your knife? (assuming its there) Or am I still on the short list? ;>
     
  8. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    someone brought the Velveeta and salsa combo to a party and I must admit it was adictivly yummy, it temps me to buy Velveeta just to mix with salsa and tortilla chips
     
  9. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    You probably will want to wear a disguise to the grocery store...buying velveeta! I've never heard of such a thing!
     
  10. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By mele

    A ghost took it. Just like a ghost took the small round insert that went into the top of my blender lid.
     
  11. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    I'll borrow a trucker hat and sunglasses when I make my cheese food purchase :>
     
  12. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    Oh come on people! It melts so easy! leaves cheddar in the dust!

    Although I would hope dusty cheese ain't yore thang anuhway...
     
  13. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    Have you tried a nice gouda?
     
  14. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By knightnfrees

    Not gouda 'nuf fer me.
     
  15. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    I don't think it'd be any cheddar'n Velveeta.
     
  16. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    You are a strange little man.
     
  17. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    *Hey!* I'm 6 foot 6!

    Oh...

    <---looks down at knightnfrees

    You mean him.

    :p
     
  18. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    and an inch wide...
     
  19. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By knightnfrees

    <---pouting while TDG looks down at me. :(



    Then when he looks up, I step on his toes and laugh maniacally. Buhahahhahah...ha.
     
  20. See Post

    See Post New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2016
    Messages:
    5,319
    Likes Received:
    84
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    What about my points?


    ;P

    *snickers*
     

Share This Page